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UnBobaLievable
All carnivorous mammals are either dogs or cats.
derzoomer
Thanks I love it
Colopty
The entire feliformia clade when humans finally invented cardboard boxes:
ItSeemsYouHaveSufferedaTerribleFate
Badgerbadgerson3
My third and fourth favorite facts about spotted hyenas
BryanTenn
If I bring it in the box to the airport, would that be considered carrion?
Copperbrat
Newitt
Amazing to think that hyenas are actually just big robust mongooses.
ThisUsernameIsKnownToTheStateofCaliforniaToCauseCancer
Mongi?
Dawgsarethebestpeople
It's actually moongeese in plural
eiko987
Malamutes like boxes too!
BlueskydragonFX
I love Yeens!
ShadeMeadowsArt
They DO have more in common with Cats than Dogs regardless, so it works!
SwissScars
...and they always laugh at my jokes.
FuzzyX
Best never to own a pet that can munch up your bones to get the marrow out.
AlternateParent
MikeRInternetTraveler
Are hyenas on the cat side of things?! I honestly thought they were related to dogs. Like African wolves or something.
cuprohastes
Hyenas will also do splishy splashy, braid your hair, invite you over to eat pizza in your pyjamas, and also eat you.
Snooj
If you're looking for blessed facts, they hyena is a dangerous place to start.
PhailRaptor
Aren't the most blessed things the easiest to destroy? Don't even need to pull out the protopenis, really...
HonestCommentFarmer
Cat software running on dog hardware. With some big T-dick thrown in there for some reason.
loungeking1
Puppy!
lordnequam
Hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs! I learned this fact from an episode of The Batman cartoon, when Catwoman tames Joker's pet hyenas after he tries to sic them on her.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Well, they're feliforms, so it follows.
Sayagain
Can they purr? 2 seconds of googling says they can so I'm accepting that as true.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
I've never met one in person but I'm told they do and I'm obviously choosing to believe that. Related fun fact: so do bear cubs, that I know for sure. It's really unfair.
DarkfireDragon
Also raccoons.
Sayagain
I do not have the money to get a hyena, racoon, and bear together.
Sayagain
There is a 90% chance I'll die trying to pet a bear.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
I hear you there.
graehall
Colopty
Nah Superman wouldn't have caught him either
