Jul 4, 2022 8:40 PM
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wthamidoinghere
tours go downstream don't they return boats by truck?
HansImaginationStar
This is me being in control!
amp99
Reminds me of this anxiety-inducing truck's suspension:
GpaSags
It's like Mr. Bean driving from the roof of his Mini.
bluegoatrampant
Talk about stacked to the rafters! *waggles cigar*
Schlagerfuzzi
I've heard you like dinghies, so...
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
But why?
Zolfresh
I would be eating a 20 foot drop onto those handsome rocks with my face if I fucked that up, right?
aufdie
OSHA doesn't get out there much
Kitastrophe
White water rafting company: Hiring enough people to move our boats between tours sounds expensive. What if we hire just Chuck?
Bonchoman
Could've been perfect if it hadn't been for that one little pea in the boat
loser9999
Dude put a hard hat on
anotherIngloriousHandle
in case any of the lower five gets punctured and fail
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
Why didn't they make it with 6001 hulls?! When will they learn? https://youtu.be/xJxwvZ5SE_c
PizzaCat64
But does he notice the pea beneath the raft?
zFUBARz
Actually saw this once at a rafting company, guy was riding 3 or 4 boats from one spot to the other, granted it wasn't this rough of a ride.
Durahl
I guess they ballasted the bottom one to keep it that stable? ? Wouldn't it have been more sensible to just deflate the top 5 ones? ?
Sauroctonus
It would have been most sensible to walk along the river.
itwillnevermatter
FistsWithPassion
He’s gonna fall for sure…
ThankYouForYourTime
This reminds me of a game called the Shatner where everyone has to stop and react like Shatner would to whatever is happening in that moment
drduffer
It’ll sound exactly like a ripe watermelon landing on concrete from 12 feet up.
DrDadJokes
That's Gotta be the Best Pirate I've Ever Seen
capnadorable
bj52398
I had one of those as a kid. It was wood and much smaller, but it looked like that.
Brandy321
crack an egg on the counter. that's his brain bucket hitting the rocks
azureraptor
K'SPLUTCH!
RevRagnarok
"Helmets are for pussies!"
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcYFXdSU8AApxe4.jpg I thought he was wearing this for some reason
commentsivehadafew
Those paddles are mostly for show
tr26
Yeah, the river def has more leverage on him, good luck navigating!
betwitched
I thought he would use them to push off rocks
putcleverusernamehere
So is the helmet
Elkarlo77
The Helmet is for mounting the Gopro
MadBadHated
It's for protecting against the paddles.
FBKatB3tadotcom1
Did anybody tell him about the new bridge just round the bend?
NullNameAvailable
I suspect he's about to find out..
PicassoCT
The one I am about to sell him?
bhobby1212
Just around the river bend?
Yul but its five feet high and rising so better get a move on
M1ssPlace
The mystery of why men don't live as long as women continues...
Lurch1911
Truth be told women definitely live longer, but we have more fun right up to the end!
konmari
Abortion bans should level the playing field
lizardbones
oof
DavidBrooker
Fun fact: castration significantly increases life expectancy
NuclearGradeIrony
Because we don't have the balls to do all this stupid shit anymore.
wthamidoinghere
tours go downstream don't they return boats by truck?
HansImaginationStar
This is me being in control!
amp99
Reminds me of this anxiety-inducing truck's suspension:
GpaSags
It's like Mr. Bean driving from the roof of his Mini.
bluegoatrampant
Talk about stacked to the rafters! *waggles cigar*
Schlagerfuzzi
I've heard you like dinghies, so...
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
But why?
Zolfresh
I would be eating a 20 foot drop onto those handsome rocks with my face if I fucked that up, right?
aufdie
OSHA doesn't get out there much
Kitastrophe
White water rafting company: Hiring enough people to move our boats between tours sounds expensive. What if we hire just Chuck?
Bonchoman
Could've been perfect if it hadn't been for that one little pea in the boat
loser9999
Dude put a hard hat on
anotherIngloriousHandle
in case any of the lower five gets punctured and fail
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
Why didn't they make it with 6001 hulls?! When will they learn? https://youtu.be/xJxwvZ5SE_c
PizzaCat64
But does he notice the pea beneath the raft?
zFUBARz
Actually saw this once at a rafting company, guy was riding 3 or 4 boats from one spot to the other, granted it wasn't this rough of a ride.
Durahl
I guess they ballasted the bottom one to keep it that stable? ? Wouldn't it have been more sensible to just deflate the top 5 ones? ?
Sauroctonus
It would have been most sensible to walk along the river.
itwillnevermatter
FistsWithPassion
He’s gonna fall for sure…
ThankYouForYourTime
This reminds me of a game called the Shatner where everyone has to stop and react like Shatner would to whatever is happening in that moment
drduffer
It’ll sound exactly like a ripe watermelon landing on concrete from 12 feet up.
DrDadJokes
That's Gotta be the Best Pirate I've Ever Seen
capnadorable
bj52398
I had one of those as a kid. It was wood and much smaller, but it looked like that.
Brandy321
crack an egg on the counter. that's his brain bucket hitting the rocks
azureraptor
K'SPLUTCH!
RevRagnarok
"Helmets are for pussies!"
Zolfresh
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcYFXdSU8AApxe4.jpg I thought he was wearing this for some reason
commentsivehadafew
Those paddles are mostly for show
tr26
Yeah, the river def has more leverage on him, good luck navigating!
betwitched
I thought he would use them to push off rocks
putcleverusernamehere
So is the helmet
Elkarlo77
The Helmet is for mounting the Gopro
MadBadHated
It's for protecting against the paddles.
FBKatB3tadotcom1
Did anybody tell him about the new bridge just round the bend?
NullNameAvailable
I suspect he's about to find out..
PicassoCT
The one I am about to sell him?
bhobby1212
Just around the river bend?
FBKatB3tadotcom1
Yul but its five feet high and rising so better get a move on
bhobby1212
M1ssPlace
The mystery of why men don't live as long as women continues...
Lurch1911
Truth be told women definitely live longer, but we have more fun right up to the end!
konmari
Abortion bans should level the playing field
lizardbones
oof
DavidBrooker
Fun fact: castration significantly increases life expectancy
NuclearGradeIrony
Because we don't have the balls to do all this stupid shit anymore.