It might not sink but it can sure tip.

Jul 4, 2022 8:40 PM

dickwitfo

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tours go downstream don't they return boats by truck?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is me being in control!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of this anxiety-inducing truck's suspension:

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like Mr. Bean driving from the roof of his Mini.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talk about stacked to the rafters! *waggles cigar*

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've heard you like dinghies, so...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But why?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would be eating a 20 foot drop onto those handsome rocks with my face if I fucked that up, right?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OSHA doesn't get out there much

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

White water rafting company: Hiring enough people to move our boats between tours sounds expensive. What if we hire just Chuck?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Could've been perfect if it hadn't been for that one little pea in the boat

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude put a hard hat on

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

in case any of the lower five gets punctured and fail

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why didn't they make it with 6001 hulls?! When will they learn? https://youtu.be/xJxwvZ5SE_c

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But does he notice the pea beneath the raft?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Actually saw this once at a rafting company, guy was riding 3 or 4 boats from one spot to the other, granted it wasn't this rough of a ride.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I guess they ballasted the bottom one to keep it that stable? ? Wouldn't it have been more sensible to just deflate the top 5 ones? ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would have been most sensible to walk along the river.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He’s gonna fall for sure…

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

This reminds me of a game called the Shatner where everyone has to stop and react like Shatner would to whatever is happening in that moment

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’ll sound exactly like a ripe watermelon landing on concrete from 12 feet up.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's Gotta be the Best Pirate I've Ever Seen

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had one of those as a kid. It was wood and much smaller, but it looked like that.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

crack an egg on the counter. that's his brain bucket hitting the rocks

4 years ago | Likes 249 Dislikes 1

K'SPLUTCH!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Helmets are for pussies!"

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcYFXdSU8AApxe4.jpg I thought he was wearing this for some reason

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those paddles are mostly for show

4 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the river def has more leverage on him, good luck navigating!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought he would use them to push off rocks

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So is the helmet

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The Helmet is for mounting the Gopro

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's for protecting against the paddles.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did anybody tell him about the new bridge just round the bend?

4 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

I suspect he's about to find out..

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The one I am about to sell him?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just around the river bend?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yul but its five feet high and rising so better get a move on

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The mystery of why men don't live as long as women continues...

4 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 1

Truth be told women definitely live longer, but we have more fun right up to the end!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Abortion bans should level the playing field

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

oof

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: castration significantly increases life expectancy

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because we don't have the balls to do all this stupid shit anymore.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0