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Bored? Play some games or something ya choad.
http://www.playretrogames.com
You can play a bunch of old ass games on this website, and old ass games are the best games.
If you get sick of that shit, play this game.
http://jayisgames.com/games/one-chance/
You can only play this game one time, so make your choices wisely. It's pretty fucking annoying, but the music is alright.
Learn something, fucker.
https://www.khanacademy.org/
If you are sick of rotting your brain an shit go to this website and learn a bunch, or not I don't really care.
Waste your fucking money
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
After you make a shit ton of money being smart as fuck you can waste it all buying useless but fucking awesome shit on this website.
Feed yourself, or not, who cares
http://www.thugkitchen.com/
Stop cooking like a bitch. This website will teach you how not to be a pussy in the kitchen.
Uhh
http://www.stumbleupon.com/
Pick the shit you like, click a button, and waste hours of your time being intrigued by the wonders of the internet.
Fuck Netflix
http://www.primewire.guru/
You can watch whatever the fuck you want for free on this website. You might have to navigate through a million fucking pop-ups and a bunch of bullshit click trap ads, but it is free. You can also find pretty much any movie or show ever fucking made so check it out, or not, I don't really care.
Wafflewolf
Hasn't everyone agreed from all these website posts that mindsumo is shit?
Bloodyalv
Op is really mad about this post
worldstargavin
I went to the primewire one and in seconds got a free iphone 7. Im pretty happy.
waitingfortheencore
Favorite and forget
TechPriest97
Or just play Civ
TheWorldMayNeverKnow
@OP Fuck off with the fucking mind fucking sumo. Fucking pissing me the fuck off. Fuck.
JebediahJones
This is the most sketch list of websites I've seen in a long while
FrippTricky
Is a Choad a toad that is as fat as it is long?
Joe933
A choad is a short stump penis
Teneroth
I'm wasn't ready for One Chance... I never thought I'd be so emotionally attached to so few pixels...
LifeDoctor
Play in private mode, you get more chances.
betamale
Or just clear cache/cookies from the past hour.
Ultimaniac
A million popups? It's 2015 and people still don't know about adblock programs?
agumonkey
#1 in a time where you had less than 300 colors, no css3 fonts and no grid layout. Wild.
FortressOfInsanity
What?
ThePeasantAtTheDiner
DON'T PLAY THAT ONE CHANCE GAME. ITS TOO DEPRESSING.
ocdrum
I was okay until the Brand New song started playing and I was like "OH GOD NO. NO. PLEASE GOD NO"
GreyNotGray
I set out with one mission, to sleep with my coworker. Mission accomplished. Fuck you, world.
LifeDoctor
If you play in private browsing mode you can play however many times you want.
plainoldfool
None of the endings are exactly heart warming (spoiler warning folks: it's been debated whether the daughter is alive in the "good" ending).
LordOfErebus
Played it and watched a YT video. I don't see why people cry over it. It is a sad story, but there is no character development for 1/?
LordOfErebus
characters, so it's hard to feel sympathy for them. Thats the main reason, but there's just not much choice in what you can do, and
LordOfErebus
you aren't given much background on the story, and you know barely anything about the value/importance of your character, so it's difficult
LordOfErebus
to make choices for the good of humanity if you don't know whether one person coming to work will make a difference. It is sad though.
LordOfErebus
Very different game but The Walking Dead is an example of a feels game. There's actual character and relationship development.
ThisNameIsLame
I played it months ago and forgot about it. Went back to the website to try it again and it was still on the end frame. Now I'm sad again.
AliensTimeTravellersEspers
Delete your cookies for the site.
ThisNameIsLame
Oh, no I'm not sad about not playing it. I'm sad because the game is sad and I was reminded of it. I might delete cookies and play again.
AliensTimeTravellersEspers
Oh yeah, right. Too bad about the wife...
IceCreamConefessions
Agreed I got to day 3 and was like "nope"
ocdrum
I was okay until the Brand New song started playing and I was like "OH GOD NO. NO. PLEASE GOD NO"
STOPSHOPPINGFAKEARSES
Not played, but I was driving home yesterday in shower-thought mode and thought, 'life is an MMO you can only play once.' Also depressing.
Lefog98
What the fuck did I just experience. I got the cure, but at what cost
Maaki
In order to accomplish your goal you had to make sacrifices. equivalent exchange.
trevorlesage
Refresh the page. Everything is back to life again.
sweetnaivety
how did you get the cure? what happened?
JeffMan1212
Just keep going to work. I'd imagine that if you miss once, you're doomed. As to what happaned, you might want to see that yourself. Maybe.
IconicM
I kept going to work the first time and everyone died. There's some other choice you need early on but I forget what.
sweetnaivety
I already played it before and I failed and everyone died
FantaToTheKnees
Try it again in private mode, or clear your cookies and you could play again..
SociopathicHousePlant
I could PM you the ending, if you'd like, instead of spoiling it for everyone else who sees this.
FrankJ7
I really thought I could save the world.. I really did....
CatSnakePlissken
I dug this for the music. Except for the lame emo song inserted in the one path. I saw a similar shite segue in a movie and thought of this.
Emeraldkitty
gonna play Darkwing Duck all day now
lpeters26
Intensity intensifies
usernamenotused
MINDSUMO thing makes me mad, its a bunch of greedy companies trying to squeeze ideas / solutions out of college students for pennies on the$
mattbl
And, like Uber, people still do it and willingly get screwed bc "they set their own schedule," or some crap.
wwtwo
We get it.. You can cuss, relax
DrZin
Maybe you should start working out a little more, you know, vent out some of that pent up aggression.
DrZin
Also holy shit this was helpful, +1 and favorited.
rmcinnis
Ya know. I always imagined 'choad' was actually spelt 'chode'. You Chode.
Magnivore
*spelled
stopstalkingmeplease
No, he is wrong you are correct.
DinkIeberg
Siddown, choeds
BoEazy
SULLY YOU CHODE i owe you a shot to the NUTS!!
FirestarterAZ
Chode is an acceptable word in Words With Friends.
SmashingChap
Literally writing that comment before I looked to check if it was already there.
muchgerm
We're both correct according to dictionary.com, ya choad.
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TheVampireDante
Oh look, BattleChoads....
urbansombrero
op are you australian?
imhoots
I knew a guy back in the day who went by the name "Darth Choad". "Now there's a name I haven't heard for a long time".
YoungJizzle
Who hurt you OP?
thebluespirit
BATTLE TOADS.
koektrommel
OP, why so angry?
Verifiedpretzel
Thugkitchen.com STUPIDASS
twinklet0es
Who hurt you OP?
BillBroBagins
hes done with our shit
JimmyHomesick
I'm still into unnecessary obscenities tone, I wish more people would talk like that irl
Warranty
He said he was poor.
SoulHeart
Do what you want!!
Satinsball
Because he has not recently touched him/herself enough
istilldontknow
salt, salt,salt
PastaIsLife
trying to hard to seem cool/get dem upvotes
JesusIsBlackk
CAUSE FUCK YOU, OP DOESNT GIVE A SHIT, WASTE SOME TIME CHOAD!
hedgehog1029
Oh, you're not familiar with Cooking with Samuel L Jackson? Here, let me print off some starter guides.
JesusIsBlackk
CAUSE FUCK YOU, OP DOESNT GIVE A SHIT, WASTE SOME TIME CHOAD!
Vespy
Because anything that looks like conventionally improving your life in a pleasant way is deemed not manly.
muchgerm
Not that angry, just bored. Also didn't realize how much of a task making a list was.
AskMeIfImBatman
I kinda wish you just replied "fuck you" to everyone here
muchgerm
I like you
radicalflaarqueen
You missed the perfect opportunity to say "Fuck you" in response to this comment. Not gonna lie, disappointed.
MentallyChill
Fuck you
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
List of shit to waste your time: 1. Make a fucking awesome list
soulrelease
Internet is such an amazing place
encyclopediabritannica
Early research conducted in my mid-late twenties suggest that this is just the way the younger generation communicates.
OneCraftyHooker
Choad, there is a word I haven't heard in a long time
MrDaliard
I miss choad.
AzaellexTytalus
I read that in Obi Wan's voice and it was funny.
PlushtoysEveryWhere
This thing again? that subtle Mindsumo code repost is gotta end somewhere....
muchgerm
I tried to be less subtle about it. It is a cool website and good way to make money if your solutions to the problems are picked
cspinasdf
I think he meant that there is a list of like ten websites with Mindsumo in the middle somewhere with the dollar code.
8bitTunes
Actually avocado and mayonnaise really compliment each other in sandwiches
Ohsonotsorry
Totally
RCBSUPERMAN
For anybody that checks out primewire, don't use. .guru. Use ONLY .org .is or .ag. Been a user for primewire for a little over 5 years.
IsMyUsernameAlreadyTaken
Why not .guru? Explanation pls!
RCBSUPERMAN
Not the real website.
IsMyUsernameAlreadyTaken
Oh, a clone. I'll stick to putlocker, but thanks anyways :)
MarcyCoco
Primewire is the best! Been using it for years now. USE ADBLOCK THOUGH
RCBSUPERMAN
It's a great website, with a dedicated community.
MethylUracil
Aight
TupperwareTiger
.
boomb
there is an app called Moviedroid S (not on playstore) that streams primewire and solarmovie. great app!
JKAWB
Thank you
RCBSUPERMAN
:)
dianesawyer
You da man.
RCBSUPERMAN
;)
MlCHAEL
how come?
RCBSUPERMAN
Not the real website.
MyLittleBorg
spot
Nandabun
So.. vodly?
RCBSUPERMAN
It has vodly links, yes.
Galacticism
Do you have to create an account to watch the movies?
shelfman
No
RCBSUPERMAN
No, you don't have to.
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RCBSUPERMAN
You shouldn't have to, unless they made it mandatory for certain reasons. If you don't mind making an account, do it. It's 100% safe.
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RCBSUPERMAN
Nooooo, don't do it! Do you have adblock?
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RCBSUPERMAN
The community is awesome as well.
RCBSUPERMAN
You shouldn't have to, unless they made it mandatory for certain reasons. If you don't mind making an account, do it. It's 100% safe.
StupendousMan6
Don't follow the 'promo host' links. Those take you to mandatory sign up sites.
RCBSUPERMAN
What he said lol.
HagridsManhood
How is it compared to putlocker?
RCBSUPERMAN
It actually has putlocker links. This website has links you click on and those links take you to the free streams.
HagridsManhood
I will check it out. Thank you kindly
RCBSUPERMAN
:)
Kaz88
Don't play one chance unless you want to be sad
Alicefyre
so many feels mate
mzxrules
or annoyed by the fact that you have to mess around a bit to be able to play it more than once
LifeDoctor
Play in private mode. You can play as many times as you want.
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
i think markiplier actually cried when he played that.
AlexiC95
He did he cried a lot
DTJames
I played it, tried to save the world while ignoring my daughter. Now I'm depressed.
ProbableLoss
Bout Jurassic park: Did anyone ever beat dr grant as the velociraptor? His fucking stun gun wasted me every single time I tried to eat him.
banananamz
IS THAT ACTUALLY THE GAME THOUGH
ProbableLoss
yeah, I had it for the sega genesis. It was one of my favorite games growing up
sneakmind
DON'T DO THE MINDSUMO THING it is total BS you don't actually get $30 you have to earn $70 more which requires you to invite EVEN MORE ppl!!
ScreenwritingGoddess
I mean I made $350 because I actually replied the problems and won 'top 5' best answer for two of them...(and I've never invited anyone) so.
ICommentOnGunStuff
Isnt that a pyramid scheme?
sneakmind
YES
thisnameisclever
I mean, it's not total BS. It's just not the massive/easy money maker that they make you think it is. If you've got problem solving 1/2
thisnameisclever
skills, it could be a good way to make a little extra cash. But even after completing a challenge, you've gotta wait a while for judging.2/2
usernamenotused
MINDSUMO thing makes me mad, its a bunch of greedy companies trying to squeeze ideas / solutions out of college students for pennies on the$
ScreenwritingGoddess
Yeah but I'm about to move out and can't work any more than I'm already working, so being able to spend an hour a night answering some 1/2
ScreenwritingGoddess
3/2 You have to wait for judging after you answer though. Usually takes about 3 weeks after the challenge stops accepting answers.
ScreenwritingGoddess
2/2 questions to see if I can get top 5 answers for $150 a pop...worth it to me. I'm at $350 and only wasted a few hours. I'm ok with it.
abditum
The idea is that you have to then complete some actual work :P
sneakmind
then don't tell me that I get $30 for free!
muchgerm
You do actually get the 30 dollars. However your first cash out has to be a minimum of 100 dollars, followed by a minimum of 25 each after
mie501
Don't feel bad, OP. I liked your suggestions. I even followed a couple of them.
ohsillyus
So how much money have you made so far you worthless "chode" of a scam artist? I hope you fucking choke on it.
1spodaspakers
"Fuck Netflix" seriously? $9/mo?
Fenriswaffles
Even with a job I couldn't justify Netflix for anything but kids shows for my nephew. Myself, I am a movie guy, and well...none of that
deadlikitten
Popcorn time is better
mattbl
Once you become an adult, paying for things you like is okay. When I was a poor college student....
14November
Too few movies and series
meltingeggs
I mean, opposed to free...
ConductorOfTheStruggleTrain
Yeah, fuck supporting the people that make the things you like. It's not like they need money in order to continue making things you like...
1spodaspakers
Yeah, I don't understand how people justify theft for $9/mo. Any amount, really, but for something that cheap especially
mybrothersmario
This is super common with Anime, and I don't get it, just use crunchyroll or another legal site...
MrDendeStyle
Here in Sweden, the Netflix repertoire is horrid. Like extremely. Personally I subscribe to Netflix via a proxy (and HBO-Nordic without 1).
Trust123
For the price, you can get rid of porn pop ups, nigerian prince scams, video that doesnt suck balls and easier to navigate.
meltingeggs
Honestly, AdBlock fixes those things.
jibjab123
I'll pay $9 for a nice interface and high quality videos any day.