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Everybody meet Kyle
Edit: lots of people are seeing this. Send memes and pet pics! Also call your reps if you haven't already.
Nov 21, 2017 6:33 PM
StalkerMagnet
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Edit: lots of people are seeing this. Send memes and pet pics! Also call your reps if you haven't already.
Pixel8yt
That was painful to read. Those poor women
StatmanIbrahimovic
Those poor, imaginary women
SometimesImReady
Damn, he's from Chicago.
CrissCross35
I am sure all the adult toys for women are just for show.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
No no, you don't understand. See, women have been told that they *should* orgasm, so even though they actually can't, they convince /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
themselves that they can. Like a placebo effect for sexual pleasure. That's just how stupid women are. /2
SugarPlumFaerie
lokishadowgirl
THE G-SPOT IS NOT A UNICORN
AmITheOnlyWomanOnImgur
Hahahahahahahahaha *breath* hahahahahahaha
KeyClavis
I hate to break it to him... but there IS physiological evidence.
mishalala
Yeah, check out obscure scientists Masters and Johnson.... From many years ago...
FrenchieSan
Oh, Kyle...
WizardsCantGetPregnantBecauseTheyreNeverLate
I get the feeling Kyle's gonna have a hard time finding participants for his research.
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Same.
Talok131
I don't think it'll be all that hard of a time
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
Kyle appears to look a bit like Jon Snow. Pretty sure he'll be fine.
LadyTashviv
I have trouble differentiating between faces and even I see there is not even remotely a resemblance..
Zokalwe
Am I the only one to think he's being deliberately absurd, Ken M style?
Pixel8yt
God I love Ken m
MFuzzySmock
AmIMadOrInsane
Nah, he's cute. As long as he's willing to learn and listen to his research partner he may have luck with his study.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Step one: Be attractive.
grammarfairy
"Babe, maybe if you do this, I'll be able to cum" "no, I'm pretty sure that's impossible."
MoTheCentaur
Oh dang
StarryLyn
I feel really bad for Kyle because no woman has ever taken the time to say "FFS Kyle, you do it this way."
Lfa3
You know what's bad? When you do tell the guy and he goes "nah this way is good I know what I am doing" -WUT??????
Flyndaran
But sadly, quite a few women are incapable of orgasming regardless of stimulation form. Anorgasmia is rarer in men, but still exists.
Lfa3
Many medication (including oral contraceptives) can help a lot to develop that issue :/
pieter42
Don't worry guys, Kyle is on the case
Noodlesama
I've ejaculated without orgasming many a time, it's a disappointing waste of a good nut but it happens and you move on
twerksforfish
as a woman that has had sex with the same man for 20 years. I have never orgasmed from penetration. Only oral. I have been told it's me.
StalkerMagnet
It's not you. Most of us can't cum from penetration alone, it's well-documented in the literature.
wantednokes
That's because men need only 2 minutes on average and women need 7. Along with other things
twerksforfish
thanks peeps :)
archaeo90
Sounds more like this guy has never made a woman orgasm and just wants to believe they can't to make himself feel better.
IWishIWasYuriG
FiMSPresents
Meet Kyle, fearlessly letting others know he's shit in the sack
Goomba92
Poor guy thinks ejaculating is the same as having an orgasm.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
I'm pretty sure his only intent with this was to try and make it seem like he supports women by inventing some situation that he has 1/2
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
no knowledge about, and then claiming that it's caused by the media or society manipulating women, but don't worry, Kyle isn't like that. 2
jakesmoke7
Here's a crazy idea. How about asking a woman.
whencatsattack64
That whole statement is festering bullshit, but "taught to orgasm"? HA. Most women have to learn about orgasms on their own. The hard way.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
I've never seen a 1965 mustang so it doesn't exist
IOnlyReplyWithReactionGifs
Zoltar666
Right? Just like that mythical clitoris
minkuschild
You've done a good job if she falls asleep before you(not during). Or she cant walk. So I hear
AllyKatze
Can confirm this, I sleep like a log
NotAnIroningBoard
Oh yeah baby *breaks her legs* you like that
PetKitties
That's exactly what we want!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Not being able to walk after sometimes just means your legs were in such an uncomfortable position that they hurt after. Sex may have /1
SirBrendan
Often times a climax can causes muscle tremors which make walking difficult.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Right. That's why I said "sometimes".
SirBrendan
Sorry, I misunderstood.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
No worries, we can both be right. :)
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
been good or bad, but unrelated to the ability to walk. /2
aesthesia1
Not being able to walk means i faked it for 3 hours so u can feel good about yourself, so now i dont want to look at u, & u owe me chocolate
GreedyJungle
God damn. I feel bad for everyone you’ve ever had sex with. You seem like a complete and total cunt.
aesthesia1
Misplaced sympathy, my butthurt friend. I tried and tried. Now i just play along. People don't reciprocate the effort.
AllyKatze
Not if you never communicate that you have a problem...no..
NotAnIroningBoard
That's literally your own fault and you deserve nothing. You're in no position to complain about sex if that's your attitude.
aesthesia1
Ey sometimes u take one for the team. Especially when you've tried communication & its fallen on total deaf ears.
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aesthesia1
Nop. Everyone is porn addicted these days. Ive tried the 2 way street, and thats just not what people want. If they say they do, what/1
NotAnIroningBoard
That still sounds like a situation where just continuing on is not the correct route...
aesthesia1
Sometimes its not worth throwing away years youve invested in someone. Hes happy as long as i act happy. But i dont like pain.
snaxandnaps
Okay to play devil’s advocate.. as a women, I very rarely orgasm from sex alone but that doesn’t mean that I don’t enjoy orgasmless sex
snaxandnaps
I would often hear from friends that they’d have an orgasm from a quickie and I’m thinking what’s wrong with me? Maybe if I’d just let...
snaxandnaps
The chips fall where they’d may and not focus so much on orgasming I’d actually have more orgasms!
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AbbyNormal1
Yessss, my fave!
StalkerMagnet
I'm the same way, I don't cum from just PIV sex. I enjoy it but if I wanna cum I have to do it myself.
snaxandnaps
Glad I’m not the only one!
6Oh4
Good lord dudes. Be better lovers in bed.
Snotty128
Or chicks need to better communicate about what gets them off? It takes two to tango
Euronyme
Hey, this isn't all wrong. Communication is key
Snotty128
Thanks for the backup. I never thought I would see the day where I was downvited for saying ‘sex is better if you can communicate’
Retr0Futurist
Yeah, it's the feeeemales fault they can't get off, not ours, right boys!?
Snotty128
No one is psychic, so if they can’t figure out how to get you off just the way you want, then you need to open your mouth and say something
KikiKaito
What about when you make it extremely clear what you want but the guy gives up because he’s already got his and he just can’t be bothered?
KikiKaito
Happened to me in January. I only date people I meet through kink apps now because ironically they take sex & intimacy a lot more seriously!
littlegingerone
Youd think that being a total cunt would help kyle have a better understanding of the female anatomy...
Evelae
Why is this not the top comment?
AngryFoodTerror
Traja01
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing fuck yea +1
Teksura
As a man, I know damn well when she orgasms. It's pretty fucking obvious. Not just from the way she reacts, I can literally feel it happen.
rubyrubay
Yeah, I mean, it's not like you can just ignore all those erupting tentacles and scale growth.
AxCharm
I've faked it using my... pelvic floor muscles for realism. In my defense, i just wanted it to be over >.<
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Pro tip: We are a lot more "mental" about sex and most women can't orgasm from only vaginal stimulation. And don't just pound away. Thanks.
cancerriddenlung
Pounding away has a time and place....just have to wait for the girl to light the beacons first. It's just good manners.
Schlovia2
I tend to get too distracted almost like a.d.d. and have issues focusing on the sex to get an orgasm :/
tver33
Who the F is letting that guy pound away at anything?
reallynotmikepence
You're welcome.
TitansDaughter
DavidBrooker
In related news, we recently bought a partner's vibrator (hands-free clitoral stimulation that still permits penetration) and it's awesome.
Maeguard
instructions unclear, pounded until they went mental
KitchenClean
Thank you. I need "clitoral" stimulation.
CrazyCatLad
Last girlfriend came easily from oral...sometimes faster than me from vaginal. (No, wasn't faking it. You know when a girl orgasms or >>
CrazyCatLad
>> when she comes close and doesn't reach it because frustration so then you try even harder...)
Kodaxmax
2 utterly different sex organs and brains dont work the same?who'd have thought!
Mpisinchanga
Or just switch to men? We're a lot less complicated.
Gawky
guy here, im pretty much the same, I get more turned on by the moans and the way she looks at you than the penetration part
ArtByAxiLotl
This^^ We need to utilize the "pat your head, rub your tummy" technique. A nice bullet can really ramp things up as well. :3
superfeathers
Do the penetration, but also you and him gyrate your hips in such a way so that pubic mounds touch, and your clit is being rubbed . BAM.
hartmonica
Wow actually solid advice from gaycockatoo ty
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
foreplay is crucial. also if you really need he help, look up a map of the most sensitive areas on a woman’s body. also communication.
Anonymous0199846
M'lady. Don't presume to speak for all women, leave that to a man in a fedora.
electrovirus
Everyone is different. I had a girlfriend that loved being 'pounded'
danishjuggler21
What if I just pound away, but for a really long time? And every now and then just flick her nipple?
Seggs
Communicate with your partner. If she likes that, then do that
Akillesursinne
Pro tip: Not all women are the same. Some you really should just pound away. Thanks.
crasemanna
vaginal orgasms are possible. 9 months apart from bf I had three whole separate just vag pounding orgasms over first days reunited. Amazing
secondgoaround
Vag Os require right mental state for me (horny throughout). Very rare, can achieve with intercourse. Clit Os more common, work w IC.
randomgibberish
Possibly, yes, but I find you have to be in the right head and hormonal state. But that's just me
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
They are, but it's a bit more work for most women and they often need clitoral stimulation as well.
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SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Studies show most (I didn't say ALL) need both clitoral and vaginal to orgasm. Gotta hit the right buttons.
redbullvodka
Yes I suppose I was lumping vaginal and clitoral stimulation together. While saying the mental side is separate. Not unrelated, but separate
StalkerMagnet
Congrats, you're in the lucky minority! https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/200903/the-most-important-sexual-statistic
Copperbrat
Whether you doubt or not, it's true according to studies. The majority of women need clitoral stimulation to orgasm.
spookyactionatadistance
Not one woman I've been with liked the same stimuli. Some were into vaginal 'pounding', some liked oral. Some loved oral. Some,
spookyactionatadistance
2) much less. Some like their breast to be gently caressed. Some wanted the nipples pulled hard. None of them just liked one type of sex all
spookyactionatadistance
3) the time. Communication is key. Also time. I don't really like one night casual sex because it's rarely memorable. Even if there is
spookyactionatadistance
4) chemistry. Guys who brag about bedding 50+ women aren't impressive. Guys who had sex with a couple women thousands of times are
spookyactionatadistance
5) the ones you want. Also I'm happy I wasn't exposed to porn in my sexual formative years. I've heard a lot of women complain that younger
Thewayofthebear
This is why I like to cry whilst making love...so she knows it’s special for me too.
michieme
LOL
5am13
"And also before sex I'll crrrryyyyy...crrryyyy."
Mdp2525
And stop with the saw hand fingering techniques. Let it die. Put fingers in, press lightly upwards and rock *very slightly* ur wrist in an >
Mdp2525
An arc. Repeat and slooowly increase pressure gradually. While doing this suck/lit clit - bingo.
mzmzpants
well said
MasterPrime
so what you're saying is most women do need double penetration by clowns like I see in the movies on the internet in order to orgasm?
ZOMGNO
not necessarily double penetration, but two guys working on two different parts, yeah man, go ahead!
Ezzybells
No, we need both vag and clit stimulated at the same time. Or just clit. I personally can't get there with just vag.
Ezzybells
They guy's body rubbing against the clit area while he's thrusting does the job.
MasterPrime
It bothers me that people are commenting as if that wasn't a joke.
Ezzybells
lol sorry I just wanted to clarify double didn't mean double penetration. I gave you a couple of upvotes to help counter all the downs
ZOMGNO
A woman's largest sex organ is her skin. And then her mind. Rub me more. Mmmmmm, yeaaaah.
spookyactionatadistance
That. +1. It is so true. When my SO tells me about the things I do that she likes it has a lot to do with how she's touched. Very rarely
ZOMGNO
Yup, sooo much! The foreplay thing is important, because girls are like slow cookers... takes a few minutes to heat em up! :D
spookyactionatadistance
2) rarely will she say things like 'omg. Your stroking was on point'.
yugodoggo
I’m a woman and would disagree with this for myself personally, so I’ll add talk to your lady and ask what works for her.
cancerriddenlung
Which part?
yugodoggo
All of it for me personally.
cancerriddenlung
Well the mental bit mentioned usually refers to a mood or emotional attachment thing. And the pound comment is implying arousal must occur
cancerriddenlung
first. That’s my interpretation anyway.
Lfa3
Yes! It's truly individual. I've met women who would have best orgasms anally. For me that doesn't do shit :l lol (no pun intended)
yugodoggo
Ha!
flapperfemmefatale
Same. Vaginal stimulation, plus the G spot.
Copperbrat
You are in the minority, according to studies. Most women require clitoral stimulation in addition to vaginal.
yugodoggo
Yeah, but when you’re in bed with a woman, she doesn’t care what most women require, only what she requires. Best practice is to ask her.
Copperbrat
Could not agree more.
kgiraffe
Orgasm isn't mental for me at all; it's just about clitoral simulation.
Lfa3
For me it's both. I need to be mentally in the mood and then clit for the win! lol
FlyingButtPliers
Have you experienced posterior fornix stimulation? It's like a tight little spot behind the cervix. A second g spot for most people I've me.
kgiraffe
No, I haven't. Trying to wrap my mind around how you would even stimulate something behind the cervix.
kgiraffe
I've definitely experienced my partner "tapping cervix" during sex, but find it unpleasant.
FlyingButtPliers
Kyle needs to up his game. You can get her there just by whispering if you know her well.
CrazyCatLad
Like this? ᴰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵐᵒᵐᵉᶰᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃᶫᵏ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᵘʳ ˢᵃᵛᶦᵒʳ, ᵖᵘʳᵍᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉʳᵉᵗᶦᶜˢ, ᵗʰᵉ ᴱᵐᵖᵉʳᵒʳ﹖
Lfa3
Aw YISSSS!
Notareptilian
Whisper “have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?”
Jeanettasaurus
Pfft, who needs a flesh and blood partner? I'm happy if it vibrates.
Sourceisalie
Mom dad this is my boyfriend Sybian.
CurrentLevelOfAdulting
Same here!! Love my battery operated boyfriend.
CatEyebrows
Diddle-Bot-Donkey-Punch. Well, diddle-bot, he's not your average joe. He's got 3 different speeds, slow, fast, and go, go go GO GO
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
“Bob”
27yoUGLYvirgin
Coin operated boy?
sophrosyte
Living on a shelf
CurrentLevelOfAdulting
Under my pillow. Unless he’s plugged in to charge.
IAmLobstronomous
Agreed, if I'm not in the right headspace, I can't achieve the big O. And vaginal stimulation helps, but doesn't get the job done.
timberrrrrrr
I've never orgasmed, period. Any tips?
mzmzpants
Try different things. Even time can change our bodies so what might work one year might not the next! Good luck!
SekomuMasada
Assuming you have a vagina, I recommend clit stimulation. Try different ways of rubbing or pinching it.
theIdris
Try different types of stimulation- everyone is different. It can also be psychological or physiological in nature. Talk to doctors!
somethingwittybutnotvulgar
A: It's really more psychology than biology. In that vein, right guy, right time, relaxed and ready. You may need more emotional prep ...
somethingwittybutnotvulgar
... than you've been getting. So nice guy does nice things for your. Is a good emotional supporter. You should take steps to shed stress ...
somethingwittybutnotvulgar
... a nice hot bath, relaxing or stimulating setting, candles, lighting, good aromas that kind of thing. Reserve the bedroom for sex and ...
IAlwaysUpvoteBirdies
Play around with yourself until you find whatyou like and just roll with it.
IGotTheMusicInMe425
Masturbate a lot. Try to remember whatever got you to the finish line and teach it to your partner.
Nikolai5
That's the same for many men as well. Don't just assume we are up for sex all the time.
cancerriddenlung
I used to be...getting old I guess....
cheeseyfighter
True words! An ejaculation doesn't equal a great orgasm.
idontenglishsorry
i really enjoy every ejaculation tho
Nikolai5
Half a second before orgasm let go of your dick and you will ejaculate without orgasm. AKA 'ruined orgasm'