crunchychihuahua
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I’m determined to make this a regular phrase for me.
Right?! Like, eat me, you zombie motherfucker.
Oop
Cuzco tax (my precious little 11 year old chihuahua). Yes, he’s still alive and well.
PloppyFenis
dooremouse
Sparkling monster?
nojustsayitdont
AndersCalrissian
Still Alive and Well ?
DigYourselfBaby
#1 My buddy's GF went to The Magic Room esthetics while in the big city. He asked her: "what happened, did they run out of magic?".
monybony
My huahuacha is 16 yrs old and still alive and well.
LordAuditorVorkosigan
These were funny, thanks
Pacuta
Short but sweet
Okebel
Oh, right. The tax. The tax for Cuzco, the tax chosen especially for Cuzco, Cuzco's tax. That tax?
ThenIDefyYouStars
I want this comment at the top please
crunchychihuahua
Lampmonster
#5 I have definitely changed my mind on this one over the years. 18 - I'll get a gun, a source of fresh water blah blah blah. 40something1/2
kanybal
Most ppl have only seen the TWD series, but in the comics, Carol goes and hugs a zombie in the prison after her kid died. Fucking relatable.
Lampmonster
2/2 I'm like I'll get a gun and then I won't suffer like everyone else.
PyroDragon
on behalf of the dump team, welcome and excellent first dump!
myr14d
#7 Dear god if you're going to make that stupid joke at least modify it so that it's in Germany and not France.
HenryLongfellowIII
I'm Frank-in-censed.
UmAcshually
I'm sorry to hear you're having a bad day. I hope it gets better. <:)
Traquaire
But it's mocking champagne...
UrKittenMe
Right, but there’s a Frankenstein, Germany. So “the Frankenstein region of Germany” would have been a clever touch!
osstricch14
#10 we have matching doggos, but my boy will be 16 this year ❤️❤️
crunchychihuahua
Holy moly - congrats on 16 years to your little fella!
osstricch14
Thank you!!
ifIScreamIntoTheVoid
#5 trying to explain to my maga dad that in his apocalyptic utopia my family and everyone he knows starves to death...
FeChefImgur
This is a fine dump.
Shrodingersdickformerlylociwolf
I have taken many dumps but this one is fine
justherefortheconfession
Hooray for Cuzco! My chihuahua is 12 and still going strong.
crunchychihuahua
Wonderful!
HelpfulCorn
I bestow on you and OP a Chihuahua gif from my collection
crunchychihuahua
Oh. My. Goodness!
muffingirlization
My chihuahua/terrier mix Ernie will be 12 in June!
quade
Thank you for these, @OP :)
crunchychihuahua
Thank you for being you!
quade
You too, friend!