CeleryMan7
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greetings online friends
that's too much for me but the pizza looks very good
corgis dgaf
a lot to unpack here
heck yes
wait what
i knew it wasn't pineapple juice
i don't see a reblog button
it's a door. doors = exits. it's an exit.
we've all been there
no. yes.
ocean is absolutely a fuck
hey it's ed and lorraine warren
purple is the only choice right?
mmm hmm
oh cool a personal attack on me
random ass movie
that's my set.. have a great night gang!!!
Einstein9073
#13 carrying weapons like this can earn you jail time for a self-defense. Instead of carrying claws on your palm, just have your keys in your fist. Instead of carrying a sharpened metal Spike to stab somebody with, just get a sturdy metal pen coincidentally shaped like that
Fyreworx
punknoodles0
http://imgur.com/y9g9W2z.gifv
MrHappySmiles
#43 Lavalampg!
glink33
#12 Love seeing a "V" reference in the wild!
seitanicverses
It must have been insane trying to find a baby with a forked tongue to cast for the role. Good job, team!
Swampmoosething
The baby hit it big, got casted to a music video for Eminem
heyimjephph
#42 I don't own any plaid, I have no facial hair, I don't own skinny jeans or fashionable boots or whatever, I don't smoke, I have no tattoos, and I don't own a bike... But I do like IPA's.
Euchre
#6 those bags have some VERY broken chips. Whoever staged that may have broken them more than they get in normal handling just to get that effect. I've never had a bag I chose in the store be that bad. If it looked anything close to that, I'd skip it - unless I was going to make tortilla soup. Those bags are filled by weight, NOT by volume, and are pretty much filled to the top when sealed. Handling after that causes breakage and settling.
OnyxTurret
#13 OMG I remember wanting these SOOOO badly!
MissSpelledTattoo
#8![]()
finstad4
Thank you for another haul from the meme mimes. Now it is time for the CeleryMan to rest, for he must do it again tomorrow
andrewgrr1
#26 Ratatouille but for Lawyers. Fuck, Legal Eagle is taken...
MrHappySmiles
#46 haha, me too!!
demagreg365
Me too thanks
kilgoth1
#13 ninja magazines were FIRE in the 80s. So many things you could order and then hurt yourself with. Now we have the internet, but back then age didn't matter when ordering things so much.
RandomQuack
I wanted the hovercraft plans from Boys Life so bad.
fragglestckcar
When I was a kid in the 80s I had a manilla envelope I kept in my dresser that was for the money I was stashing away for ninja shit. I think it got up to like 8 bucks and I ended up blowing it in candy and baseball cards. So much for being a ninja.
crushingbore
Protect my balls!
Phoenix0rion
Let's fighting love!
ToasterDent
And also: ordering by cutting out the order form, using a pen to fill out what you wanted and do the math to figure out the total, then writing a check (or getting postal money order), mailing it off via the mailbox, then waiting 4-6 weeks for your stuff to show up!
JustAnotherRabidToaster
It's the little joys like that we miss in the modern age
paintingagency
I'm certain 90% of that stuff was illegal in Canada. We just made nunchuks out of dowels and chain in our dad's workshop like decent folks.
astrangehop
How about the PVC blowgun?
therefreezingupinbuffalostuckintheircars
A friend and I sent them fucking CASH in the mail and the sent us 2 of them about a month later. We were really good at shooting those things! We were 12 years old. HAHA!
Hankenstien
Yes to all this! What a trip to see that page again! Thank you for posting it!
HypnagogicHallucinations
#14 The evenness of that tread wear is actually impressive.
trixieberry7
#4 friends stomach going to sound like he's microwaving quarters
dasAchteck
#4 dude. Roasted garlic is like Wu Tang Clan. Ain't nothing to fuck with. Also, it's for the children.
williamshakesbeer
Buddy just wanted to turn himself into a bio weapon since he'll be clearing the room after a few slices
indiscriminatedumpvoter
I have a political sign that says “Presidents are temporary. Wu Tang is forever.” and I love it when voting year comes around because it’s in my front yard right now. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
behrditz
This is literally what you get when you ask for garlic as a topping at Blaze Pizza.
dasAchteck
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
I would enjoy the fuck out of that
dasAchteck
FartsSmellBad
That garlic was not roasted enough
whiskeywonka
It still could use more garlic.
ilsalta
When a recipe calls for garlic, I replace ‘clove’ with ‘bulb’.
pinkmilkyway
That’s barely any garlic at all
4Astaroth
Double or Nothing
Painahimah
This is basically what my husband and I had for our first official date 18 years ago if you add pepperoni. Garlic breath is fine for kissing if you both have it
dasAchteck
anjeleyezjr
Getting home would be a snap as well. Just wait for the fart propelled rocket your ass will become to start happening.
Painahimah
We managed to save the farts for our respective homes cause first date and all. I might have slipped a few SBDs on the walk back to his place though
Aforaseem
Scone Baloney Doughnuts?
Painahimah
Silent But Deadly
Einstein9073
#31 if you click this one you owe @op an upvote
BigBlueWonder
#40 Purple pill: can people still poop when they want to, or am I now responsible to manage the bowel movements of several billion people?
Arcanum3000
2pm Eastern, every day: "IT IS NOW POOP TIME!"
anjeleyezjr
#4
smashpro1
#4
scrumtrilescent
#4 as a person who says there is no such thing as too much garlic, that's too much garlic.
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
your bloodline is weak and history will forget your name
salikarn
#1 twist!
DukeDarkwood
For THE longest time, I called that song "A nokk nokk roddokk" to my brother, because I could never remember its real name. It was only 2 or 3 years ago that I started remembering it was called Twist before opening my mouth.
nevercompromisenoteven
Twist twist!
Iwouldbenick
#33 it's me. You are welcome.
TheEleventhHand
#33 Sometimes, they send coupons by mail, and sometimes you just need to ingest a weeks worth of grease in one meal. Also, our Long John's is paired with an A&W, so you can get your nostalgia burger chain fix/root beer float as well. So, I don't go often, but once in a while, I get a craving for and have to go, so, I'm part of the delicious problem I guess.
chubbycubby
#45 how dare you
Blueb3
#40 definitely the "make people poop on command" pill. Yes I would use it for evil.
OmnibusLatinName
I refuse to use this power responsibly.
StarshipSuperTrooper
Like, who would choose any other pill? If I could choose a super power it would be: make people poop power. Take that super man. you're my poopy little puppet now
yakusokuN8
What if I use it for Chaotic Neutral purposes? Like, today, a woman honked at a mom and her very young child who took too long to cross the street when she was trying to enter a parking lot. What if I made her poop herself? Still evil?
Akule
I assume this is the command:
Whatevyou
Yeah, it's not even a difficult choice. And honestly, folks, I would OWN this power. But only against those whom have wronged me or my family, or my friends. Or those who are constipated in a bad way but not medically serious. Oh, babies and older people. And the elevator that I couldn't make in time. Rich people on jet skis. Assholes in traffic. Hmmm, what else. Cops.
TI99Kitty
So would I. Turns out, absolute power DOES corrupt absolutely.
HisDudness
'Just make sure you use your newly gained powers for good!'
'... No.'
CrumBum42069
I wouldn't mind a weed gummy, but also they're cheap here. Poop pill it is!
Togame21
If I could get my crush to like me as a friend, at least I'd have one friend...
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
#42 as someone who drinks almost exclusively IPA’s if I’m having a beer, I’ve never understood the hate or the stereotype about it. Lagers tend to be watery to me and other styles are too malt based and sweet for me. I like the crispness that hops bring. And I have zero in common with this “starter pack”.
kriswinters
#12 I know that baby.
WaffleProfessor2
You saw Alien: Romulus too?
paintingagency
Fuckin spoilers mate.
pinkmilkyway
TI99Kitty
Looks like Elizabeth, from "V: The Final Battle."
jherazob
I knew it was from V but not more, it's... been a while...
KaijuIsekai
Thank you. I was wracking my brain trying to figure out what I knew that from.
Mytoothhurty
I was just looking to see if it was the baby from Z
CodyBurkett
#9 @feryooday
feryooday
I was tempted to smash a pot and have someone bury it in my garden for me to excavate xD
FallenJester
#4 not so much the amount of garlic, but the presentation of it. Like mash that shit up and work it onto the sauce or something? Roast it?
UltraHellboy
Yeah, they just tossed pre-peeled cloves on here and threw it in the oven. Not cooked enough to get rid of the harshness of raw garlic.
thegreyacemaven
Joke's on you; we already did!
TheNLK
lightly fried garlic chips
Einstein9073
Can we have some lightly fried fish fillets to go with it