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Well well well if it isn’t the scissoring sisters. Hey isn’t that that band. Well well well if it isn’t the cunnilingus cousins- no I’ve gotta stop here
Why is the text so bright
Have you seen the interviews where they ask the cast who’s the most similar to their character and they all say him. That’s scary. He is genuinely terrifying and I think he uses that to his advantage. But he doesn’t look as scary blonde so theres that.
My boyfriend was making small talk with this guy we worked with and they were talking about what kind of music they liked. My boyfriend said he liked rap and this guy responded “Oh no I hate rap. It’s not real music” so my boyfriend asked if he liked Eminem and he said “oh I love Eminem.”
Flat Bruce and Fat Bruce tax
Gertie tax
Nessie tax
TakuanSoho
Tell Fat Bruce I love him, please
Cervidaesigns
#26 Petrichor <3 🏳️⚧️
Golffrey
#19 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aWdvbWY0NHNsaDBpZ2xob28wbjNsd2FndWFiZnc0dHg0dnB3YWNiaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xtzSyH99EOYhXsTz3I/200w.webp
ChelVanin
#5 Butcher’s hatred of supes runs deep. To him, a supe baby is just a thing that’ll one day grow up into something he’ll have to kill. The fact that it’s innocent doesn’t matter much to him.
Clayman8
#15 pretty sure there HAS to be a romance novel with this exact premise on amazon.
PixelSprite64
#18
sirclesam
#27 - is this a song or reference to something?
bunnylizard
High school musical 2
vectorsigma211187
Darren cross did destroy when I get you alone better than robin thicke could ever do
keyblader1985
#2 I did
Clayman8
#2 bold of you to assume those arent my goals
WhatDeanerWasTalkingAbout
#19 My kids got me Organize It 2: Engage With Zorp for my birthday. /a/wCenWz7
noone1415
#28 I, too, am months old and have teeth...
StarscreamAndHutch
#1 dont mind if i do
salunatics
#24
pareidoliaperson
I had someone like her. Face of a fairy (her name means the same thing too), voice of an angel, when she talks it's so soothing like Harp. Inducing pure serotonin. But I have underlying issues. And serotonin if you know anything about is for feeling of love and connection, but it also amplifies ALL your insecurities, anxiety and other pre-existing conditions like jealousy. The stronger the love, the stronger the more prominent those feelings become. Now, I made mistakes and landed on her bad 1/?
pareidoliaperson
side. Which 100 times worse than those little insecurities. Today I called in sick for undetermined time. I hope to work on my issues but I know it won't happen. There's a wait-list of 1+ year for professional help around here. Yoga is my last hope. I'll also start microdosing shrooms. 2/2
picselator
Callynd
#20 Does Interview with the Vampire count? The book, not the tv show which upped the gay by a factor of 12. Not that I'm complaining.
darthbiscuit
#11 She workled very hard…
salunatics
#23 This is a screenshot from a "find the hidden object" game isn't it?
charondaboatman
#20 so roommates, then.
stayingalive4life
#5
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Marikhen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8Ez4Pvq3jo
randomwalrus
If babies were not meant to be used as weapons, God wouldn't have made them so flammable and throwable. Also, the laser thing...
RamboGram
At least it was a supe baby!
JCDenton10
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MWZzd2hkejA5ejR3bHBsajA3aXIzOTk0cWJ1eTgwemRwd203bWhocyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/10LkbTpwgPzWLu/200w.webp
stayingalive4life
And the kid grew up to become this:
doctorbocker
He also set off a suicide vest in a room with a baby he did not know was super. He fully intended to kill that baby.
bunnylizard
#27 Not that it's your fault OP but to the tweet poster: literally how dare you make me read this, with my innocent eyes. Haven't watched it since it came out but even I can recognize lyrics from HSM2. Wow. Lol
danat101
It’s the best one!
Rubyrose99
#4 "you know, you can just... wear panties" would be my reply.
GammonFaceMcFuckNips
#5 fucking sup baby though wasn't it.
GentryFriedRichFillets
#7 Who are they to judge what seals find attractive? Maybe they just gave him the dapperest of caps.
elvisdumbledore
#4 https://imgur.com/Vv2SN5o
yifin
I'm beginning to suspect you like stranger things. Can't put a finger on what keeps setting that off
MayMayz4DayzYo
Can you put a finger in it?
yifin
Only if you're nice
MayMayz4DayzYo
danat101
I do! But man that last season was a letdown
yifin
They almost always are. I felt the good place, as a stand alone, was the last one to do a good job
adventureswithadhd
God that ending was so good and also heartbreaking. I love it so much and cry every time I rewatch the show.
BishlamekGurpgork
#18 Successful actor acts successfully.
In all fairness, he did fucking nail that role.
mmoser35731415
I believe it's Zack from "Saved by the bell"
danat101
He’s excellent
AntaNce
He's in a season of "You" that's playing on netflix. The show is OK, but his performance in the role is stunningly affecting. He's good.
yifin
#14 this is clearly a kink. Not shaming, just asking why
RichterCa
I literally just watched "The Mosquito Coast" which opens on an asparagus farm.
shadowvengence22
bookofBaroness
This was literally the only movie I could think of :' )
Ryyyyyyyan
While that is likely, I think there is also room in this world for intense interest and focus on random objects and events without it needing to be sexual.
ArchaeoEejit
Green fingers.
yifin
Hulk?
YouAreTheInsultMaster
Jolly Green Giant
VickiStElmo
Whenever I eat asparagus, then pee in the middle of the night not fully awake - I am like wtf is that insane smell?! Then I remember eating lots of asparagus earlier & giggle a sec because it’s super weird side effect. No kink here but it’s always a funny delayed ‘oh yeah’ for me.
MayMayz4DayzYo
Watersports
apairofpetducks
Ewww! I much prefer a celery scent for that.
MayMayz4DayzYo
foreverinchains
pareidoliaperson
Don't know any. Can I However interest you in Paragus, the father of Brolly?
yifin
I'm too tired to make my own food based pun but I will upvote for the appropriate anime/Manga to source for this
jethroismaxbaer5772
How about Kale? I'm interested in the super sand lesbian.
SirSage
Damnit brogli you blew up South Galaxy
theinternetkeepsmealive
Have you seen how sexy asparagus is?
yifin
It's not sexy, it's comical. The damned plant just grows straight up out of the ground
Isikyus
This is usually how plants work, yes.
yifin
But not always
theinternetkeepsmealive
Duh, thats what makes it sexy. No one wants flacid asparagus.