Honorbrachioswantsaname123
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Hi.
This morning:
- a fruit salad (very tasty, made here wit some local fruits);
- brioche bread, or something like that. Sweet and tasty;
- scrambled eggs, not very good, but the needed protein;
- bacon, as the call it;
- gruyere slices;
- banana juice: first time I had some, what a day!
Have a good day.
BobHacks
Banana juice?!? I'm out
Stonedsteve
The legend has returned! Love these posts op.
tzxAzrael
it looks nice, but really loses when it's right next to that roast beef + yorkshire pudding dinner...
omuaomua
is it enough? i guess not
Fishy820
Doesn't look that bad
BarfMonger
Oh! Look at Private special over there.
TheNLK
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superanth
Une petite baguette!
picselator
Oh wow, welcome back! Also congrats on the election (I hope)
Lovingimpaler
NATO breathes a big collective sigh of relief.
hikingninja
Spent four months serving with French ground combat troops in West Africa - can honestly say it was some of the best scoff I’ve ever eaten!
dixxienormus
Mnagez-vous le fruit salad avec un fork? Bon chance with that mon ami!
Brokecattlefarmer
Is that all??
ReginaKasteen
I don't know how to tell you this France but that's not bacon. It's not even ham. That's a thinly-sliced beetroot...
dedede223
What do you do in the army if you can say it
joncarhoutx
banana juice ? gotta be male cattle b.m. right ?
mattheww100
How many calories? And can you have more or is it a fixed ration?
pgkobrien
That looks like shit, I'd surrender too! MRE's are better.
YourCakeAndEatItToo
That meat looks like flower petals
NickRoss1
I thought the meat was a garnish.
youcantdothatonthebalconybuddy
This reminds me of what Wes Anderson would have for breakfast
TwinWaterTowers
Banana juice? Banana? WTF
dedede223
Yeah, nobody knows it?
alcaray
No fiber to speak of. I'd have a hard time living on this for breakfast.
Frostycopper
Keep trying to get my wife to try the banana juice from the grocer but she won't budge. Any good?
shuttlecockinakumquat
Looks bad, Todd
CrankyCook
How do you juice a banana?
BitchButcher
With passion!
TemetNosce000
Banana juice? But how? Banana water and sugar?
Bystandr
Banana juice is great with strawberry and/or orange juice mixed in. Good job putting the French army on their toes now- GL !
SmokyDoggg
I had no idea you could milk a banana
errrgh
Germans mix it with beer!
ragequitdotexe
You can milk anything with nipples, really.
TemetNosce000
I have nipples. Can you milk me, Greg?
ElasticFireCracker
It's a watered down banana smoothie
BarfMonger
It's a French thing. The US just started allowing that.
rbudrick
Wat
DoYouWantAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
Oh yeah, people do it regularly
tomatoboy
Ooooh! I missed you were doing this with a new army!
raradizzinlove
Yea. Wtf. Lol
tomatoboy
Can’t say I’ve ever had banana juice.
GhostBear3067
I literally grew up with banana trees in my backyard and never heard of banana juice until today.
ethedon2021
I had it in New York it’s was really good a little thicker than I prefer juice though
MyNipplesTalk
Just had it recently but it was evacuated from my bowels very quickly after that.
CrisprCAS
Honorbrachioswantsaname123
Not a new, mine.
raradizzinlove
Oh I c. Nice. Your just back!
Boksha
Well, the French army may not be new to you personally, but it's new for your Imgur army breakfast posts.
tomatoboy
Somehow I missed in all your prior posts you were with the French Army. c'est tellement embarrassant. (I hope my French is close, it’s been…
tomatoboy
…about 25 years since my last French class)
Honorbrachioswantsaname123
I wouldn't be able to use such appropriately an another language after 25 years without practice, well done.
Honorbrachioswantsaname123
Well, I gave some hints, but never said it.
panamjck
I know these are French breakfasts because the cheese is always specifically named
pallyman
And never referred to as cheese, just a name.
DrMaggot
It's of the uttermost importance, you can't understand this visceral feeling of having to respect cheese.
Noyoudontknowmefromsomewhere
went to france, nice dinner. waiter brought a cheese tray. one in group groaned&covered his mouth when the lid was slid back. damn near got…
Noyoudontknowmefromsomewhere
kicked out because of him. ALWAYS RESPECT THE CHEESE.
GhostBear3067
They were being nice, otherwise it might have been an ass whooping.
GhostBear3067
When it comes to cheese the French do not play, yet eat less of it than the US. Quality over quantity I guess.
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
It's just that one guy's daily cheeseburger that raises the average US daily amount
tossacointoyourwitchers
Those eggs look sad @op.
klaceo
Laughs in USN...
Mikeythefireman
Cries in USN…
AngryNetAdmin
I'm wondering WTF that thing they call "bacon" actually is?
2graves
It looks pickled lol
DrFlump
Like Canadian bacon
ethedon2021
They’re military eggs what did you expect
DrMarioSThompson
Camoflague?
VanillaMowgli
Cam-oeuf-lage?
Valthek
Boo!
VanillaMowgli
C’est Le mot juste, non?