Eightfingers
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Made a police baton/intruder beater, whatever you want to call it.
I assume a wave of phallic like comments will ensue.
It's about 2 ft long and made of cherry.
Mar 3, 2017 1:26 AM
Eightfingers
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Made a police baton/intruder beater, whatever you want to call it.
I assume a wave of phallic like comments will ensue.
It's about 2 ft long and made of cherry.
FireBreathingStockBroker
If you are brave enough
Ed81
That's a nice nigga be good stick
ThePeoplesOpinion
So... You'll pop a cherry with a... Phallic object...made of cherry wood.
ParkerGHale
Brace dildo user
ParanoiaDogogaming
Ribbed for her pleasure.
takethetive
UNLEASH the dildo jokes
dzbomber
Skepticoolthree
The Intruder penetrator
hoopathadupree
2ft long and made of cherry, 4 ounces of lube and an ass that's hairy. Trying not to disappoint.
HereticsParrot
do your lawyer a favor: only use that on someone INSIDE your house...
Eightfingers
Elaborate
HereticsParrot
anyone on the wrong end of a couple cracks to the noggin from a cherry wood club will at best be fed through a tube for the duration...
HereticsParrot
not that that's a bad thing, someone comes into your home you have the right to defend yourself IMHO. but chase them onto the sidewalk...
HereticsParrot
you could be the one facing a jury. i was once told, if you were to drop a bad guy on your porch, drag them into the house, then call 911.
corpsejelly
This is absolute bullshit and will get you arrested. Do. Not. Ever. Move. A. Body. After. Justifiably. Defending. Yourself.