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Oct 11, 2018 8:50 AM
DanGleebawlz
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oneoliner
BY THE THE POWER OF BLURAY
HULKSMASS
gimme that pc version
thehelpfullswissguy
Exorcism.exe is being installt
gh013
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1454-6-tricks-i-learned-as-faith-healer-for-scamming-you.html
PocketVist
Religion taking advantage of people.. Religion in a nutshell
Baeloro
Wat
Heretofukyouover
this is why we are fucked as a specie... and we really know nothing about religion.
ICompletedEngineeringOnTime
It’s a bootleg
DocEZ
Leaving Gamestop like tp://i.imgur.com/ThyTk.gif
Greymalum
Motherfucker has my mixtape..
ShavedMyBallz4This
Is that furry porn on DVD? I bet it's furry porn.
IChangeUsernamesSometimesToKeepItInteresting
Oh you have neck pain? Here's a CD that'll have you fall onto it.
rangervern
She's just faking it to get out of a boring meeting!
joedeornelas
The lady putting a blanket over her is great. Like, "it works when my birds are noisy."
sassyclassykickassy
This is a good comment.
TinyOctopus
Tiny octopus has a Ps4 and will play this game in a few years. XD
dirtyfarmboy19815
But them Pentecostal girls with them high heels and daddy issues, I’ve sat through many a wackado service for insane sex
Victorasaurus
I have to figure out how I'll get away with playing it at work that weekend
quietwalker
Religion will make you think stupid things.
twerksforfish
yea back in my day when I was a stupid 13yr old we had cassette burn day. We burned all our satanic music 1/2
twerksforfish
2/2 cassettes and 45's. Fuck Prince's Purple Rain was some back masking, Satan worshiping shit!
lastime
He deserves an airplane
NerdvanaNC
And this why we keep stressing that an education is important.
Squelchtone
When your drive is CDRW- and someone hands you a CDRW+ disc
Namotatop
Faith healing is one of the things that instantly make me squint.
beaubrent
It is fascinating when a bunch of people participate in a Big Lie.
lividlazan
gh013
AMAZING
asm80dfa8sdfj
Can you get off of your horse? For all I know the final clip is the prologue
Denamic
You can't. They made horse testicle physics so you have something to watch.
PoppinLochNessHopster
"Look at all the nothing happening"
BlackavarLion
Should have them play it on MS3k.
TwoCheese
I’m stoked to do nothing in game
TheInventor
You see! I knew Jesus had returned as a black dude selling CDs on neck pain. Nobody believed me. At least now I have compelling evidence.
CheapAss
Lol black. ARE YOU BLIND!!???
TheInventor
I'm from Scotland therefore pale blue in colour. White people are black to me.
cazzegiare
I was, but then I was touched by a blessed DVD...
thebishboy
Pretty sure these people are Indians
Lordlabuck
Ding ding ding and we have a winner
gunstarzz
They could be from Bangladesh
Sauroctonus
Still more accurate.
tred1975
Was it a AOL cd?
IntentiomalTypo
He does call it a DVD at the end
Greymalum
lol. Seriously though, probably blank. Although in my head I imagined it a scambot or malware for data mining.
cornflakethief
Because they're Indian?
XC40
Nah my man. Netscape.
iraqwarvet31
That feeling I would get from seeing the Netscape icon and opening it!!!! Exctasy!!!!
RatPhync
Large magnet. See how it went for the plate in her head?
butreallywhogivesasingleshyt
yeah shes dialing in right now
Drakhma
yea, cant you hear the sound?
jakharbor101
Obviously bro!
dontfuqtheworldupohwaityoudid
An *
NinjaLlama895
WTH is AOL
BygoneFlygon
That woman was having the physical equivalent of the old AOL start up including sound
Baeloro
Was my mixtape. She knew it was fire. Didn't need to listen.
gordoptimusPrime
Is it funny because she was supposed to see what was on it first? Priest said this CD will change your life and then he had to go with it.
PixelPolice
Cd with a link to tech support
gh013
This comment is GOLD
WillJeSuis
I can't imagine how others can just sit there and believe this sort of thing and be suckered in and not think "Well this is utterly stupid"
FlyingDestinyTitan
Dude I encountered someone who struggled to add 304 and 27 together (331) After that I don´t doubt mankinds stupidity anymore.
gh013
groupthink, that's how
Xalaqia
Religions are pyramid schemes, and their biggest sucker group is the member's kids. If you are raised in it, it seems normal.
Xalaqia
It's harder to recruit adults into the nonsense, but if they are emotionally or socially vulnerable, much easier.
Boopdoot
Some people are desperate for a cure and will believe anything if it gives them hope.
Deadendman
It's a living.
uniformedmonkey
If you grow up in a society that believes various forms of magic are real then they believe it.
PhillyAaron
I wanna know what the person writhing around is thinking. like, why are you doing this?
yellowdove
To them it’s not fake. It actually feels like that; the falling and seizing isn’t fake or forced. The brain is a funny thing.
PhillyAaron
oh shit. fair enough
Fuckme721
Extreme placibo effect?
rivitingone
I grew up in a church where very similar things happened every Sunday morning, evening and We'd nights.
Janusha
Im gonna venture a wild guess and say it was american.
Fuckme721
That stuff just scares me. Crazy people scare me.
LotusBlossom209
Me too .. Sunday am and pm service, Tuesday night we had fellowship hall youth service and wed missionettes
LotusBlossom209
But nothing was this extreme. I’m part Christian and part Buddhist.
orbitn
how, exactly, does that work
Smozzerz
I'm just going to say that I'm sorry that you had to experience that.
ButterflyHeimlich
Man. I too nights
ChuckKarma
Yeah, me too, but not with DVDs per se.
DatSonicBoom
To discourage the use of particular items or doing particular actions? Could you give an example?
rivitingone
google Benny Hinn
DatSonicBoom
I’ve looked him up and learnt a little, but I don’t think I get the point you’re trying to make.
JonathanHoag
People would be "taken over by the Holy Ghost" and would speak gibberish which others would translate, and they'd shout and writhe and dance
changedusernamecosmykiddiscoveredmyrudeone
mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm
twerksforfish
Me Too, was it in the South? I bet it was in the South.
iamannaisabel
Me toooooo! Did they push you down if you failed to get “slain by the spirit” of your own accord?
twerksforfish
YES!! and had me do Internationale prayer for my brother who was home sick. his ass wasn't sick he just didn't want to go to church. 1/2
twerksforfish
i had to "stand" in for him so he could be healed. I was 8 he was 18. that scared me for life.
iamannaisabel
Hahahah that’s hilarious. More than once went up for prayer and the preacher “laid hands” on me and prayed dramatically. If I didn’t fall
twerksforfish
we're just damned. I know i'm going to Hell in a hand basket. I already got that shit bedazzled.
iamannaisabel
He’d/she’d push me backwards and they yelled “SUBMIT TO THE HOKY SPIRIT!!” Thankfully they usually caught me, still pissed 11 yr old me off
flamingflamingo
Hey there's a Crash Test Dummies song about that. I thought it was exaggerated.
StylesRockman
That's not fair, OP commenter can't quite explain it, they'd always just had gone there
BillWeenus
Mmm
JonathanHoag
I totally identified with that kid.. they shook.. and lurched all over the church floor. But, it was a secret. No one at school knew.
flamingflamingo
Jesus. Religion is fucked up man.
JonathanHoag
Yeah.. I watched this kind of thing happen, for years. I never once felt anything like it. They told me I needed to turn off my brain. /1
JonathanHoag
That I needed to relinquish control of my mind to the Holy Spirit. No thanks. My mind was all I had control over.. I have to close this now
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
they couldn't quite explain it they'd always just gone there.
casbott
Evangelical church next door in private home, was forbidden to play with the kid by the wife, turned out the minister fancied me, age 5 boy
Butterrz
So you're 5 and have a wife? Im confused
Lfa3
Minister's wife cockblocked him to save the 5yo casbott or so it's what I understood.
JustAnotherPOG
Translation: When he was a kid, there was a church next door. He was forbidden to play with the neighbor's kid by the minister's wife.
casbott
Yep, my family thought it was religious reasons at time, but then rumors started, and his type looked like me. It was mentioned in royal >
casbott
Commission, cause the family claimed they didn't know (he was dead by then). BTW his son now runs the church, they moved, now mega church.
SwarleysQuinntervention
What kind of church was that? I can’t say the same with our catolic church.
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orbitn
If you pulled this shit in a catholic church a nun would absolutely beat your ass.
Dabumblebee
Pentacostal or apastolic probably. It's "speaking in tongues" or "letting the fire of God in you". Source-livin' in the Bible belt.
randomitguy
Pentecostal, I grew up going to one too. I was skeptic, preacher man was "laying hands" on folks. He's basically smacking em on the head
ShreddedBeef
I’m curious also.... what church? Pentecostal?
xjphil2001
My guess is southern baptist.
DrakeRamorayMD
Pentecostal
ladyatlas777
They're not called the holy rollers for nothing lol
JonathanHoag
Yeah, various flavors of Pentecostals. Often "non-denominational" meaning they were THE TRUE CHURCH not associated with denominations.
ciriausly
Yes
rivitingone
Right on the nose.
SirGellahad
Same. Except I grew up in an Assembly of God church.
heromemewholikestofertwhatsayou
Assembly of God church is like McDonald's Frenchie.You starting out as preacher you need registration, ASSEMBLY OF GOD offers you Umbrella.
neoritter
Is that the church for cats?
thebibleisagreatfairytale
Sometimes I feel like people have given up on the English language
SwarleysQuinntervention
Sometimes I feel people judge others too quickly. I’m very sorry that I’m not English myself. I tried, tryd. Just let me life or live.
thebibleisagreatfairytale
My apologies. I forget it's not just English speaking people on this site. You speak well for it not being your first language.
SwarleysQuinntervention
Yes for alcolic cats. Sorry I forgot the H.
Snooj
I'm going to guess Pentacostal. My dad's side comes from that ilk. They be crazy folk. When I called up his sister to let her know that 1-
Snooj
my father (who did escape that craziness, BTW) was in his last few days of life before cancer was to overwhelm him, she said that was 2-
Snooj
sad and in the same breath she asked me if I had spoken in tongues when I was Baptized because if I didn't, I wasn't really Baptized. 3-3
paul289
Well, if he hasn't prophecized, healed, raised someone from the dead, etc, then he hasn't been baptized /sarc
Bulmynjo
This is why im Baptist, none of this overacting. Our church rented the upstairs to a Pentecostal church, the floor bucked on the first week,
JHawke
None of this overacting? Wasn't baptists the one where you think flicking water over kids blesses them? How is that any better.
Bulmynjo
Thats catholic. We usually baptize from teens and up.
orbitn
catholicism is advanced christianity. you gotta study for that. and exercise a lot.
JHawke
Ah yes... much better.
Bulmynjo
From the jumping during worship, went to see whats going on, had like 60 grown ass men and women rolling on the floor, crying... never again
asm80dfa8sdfj
Pentecosts are just passionate people. By the way, ever been to a Southern Baptist church? (not a Baptist church in the South, mind you)
WumboPower
I'm Presbyterian. Your Baptist. hand raising and "amens" are far too exciting, please settle down. /s
Bulmynjo
Hahahaha this is great.