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TheSwintonLion
Mr Steal yo girl.
themosthellas
I literally saw the same thing this past weekend at a bar at the Lake of the ozarks
coronalmassejection
We'd have a bar where I live, called the Black Dog Pub.. their motto is "come, sit, stay."
herbs76
Where’s the water? Wet T-shirt contest!
dreadzombigar
Closing time desperation
ddriscoll3
Is he single? You think he’d take me out dancing?
Jackstraw207
Here comes the lipstick.....
ChiefLooongDong
Teach me how to doggy
Jacksontime
All my bitches love me
dntcallmewhite23
Woah, buddy. Save some girls for the rest of us. I mean, come on, how do we compete with that?
Knowlinggirl
Such a cute doberman
Taleboblen
Best wingdog ever!
alwaysalurker
black lab dobi mix? looks like my old dog
avickers
I'm not sure! he's like 110-120 lbs at a year and half my sister is 5"10 for height comparison.
JustinSane6
And what was he doing the other 3-4 hours she was in the bar. Sitting outside while she gets her drunk on? Do they have a doggy daycare?
avickers
They were having patio beers - dog was allowed on the patio cuz he the goodest of boys and then when it started to rain they let him 1/2
avickers
Inside for a dance while they finished their drinks 2/2
ILikeSmellingMyOwnFarts
Looks just like my Emma
phocalpoint
https://imgur.com/zgFoxYQ
OnlyHalfasInteresting
look how beautiful and cute dobermans are without cropped ears.
FaoySamfs
Craft beer place my friends and I go to locally allows dogs in the bar, several places around here do.
SaucyPollyanna
Does he have double dew claws on his hind legs? Looks like a Beauceron.
DeepInYourThroat2
So your sister's single?
HateClub
Seems not.
deerte
He’s there to pick up some bitches.
3PiecesOfBread
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
Smooth moves but the sex afterwards was a bit ruff.
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
@ilovedogknots I bet she was rather... stuck on him!
ilovedogknots
More than likely!
HorsefaceBeeguy
Deadpoolio7
silentwolf1999
BravestTaco
iamdanman
cr4zy0ne
wddishm
hopethisoneworks
Guaranteed doggy style
CthuluChan
minibois
You would knot believe how ruff :/
cellocalypse
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
Lucallia
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Aenkyr
Asadsadsadclown
TheGodOfTacos
Howdoyoupronouncethiswebsitesname
SexualConsent
DrSharkbite
stilloldbull
My guess is that down that way, that dog shaking paw is the closest thing they got to male etiquette...
WhiteBubbleFart
They both got some that night....
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
Why can I see those signs when I'm watching other people, but not when it's directed at me?
gilligansrevenge
Perfect example of why every single man should have a dog.
drapester
I think I know this bar. Is this Lucky 13?
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
themosthellas
I have a similar effect on women
crazywowow
You try to hold hands and they laugh at you ? Sorry to hear that.
yallheardofthatnewbanddeath
He gets bitches
AlfredDPrince
Why do girls do that hand to the chest thing?
SheDoneAlreadyDoneHadHerses
Speaking as a gay, gays guys do it too. It's called "clutching your pearls" or "doing the gay inhale."
UnassumingAscotCap
As a dude, not just girls. As to why, not sure. Something about the feeling of closeness
AlfredDPrince
Oh...makes sense
skinny87
He is a dog
MrTrevorBelmont
The bartender is all about that dude, doggo is the best wingman ever
ParkwayDriveRulz
He played that so cool
rath
He’s got the moves.
Zodiacc91
He’s so smooth
totallyconfuddled
They should have let him stay.
Cal1te
I don't want to live in a town where dogs in pubs aren't the norm.
Mytrashpanda101
Stupid health codes
totallyconfuddled
He was probably more fun than the rest of the guests.
MILFHAUS
Better behaved, too
KingOfTheAnarchists
Check his ID, make sure he's 3.
davebeastly
21viking
More like 30 in human years.
wheelow
Well 3 dog years would equal 21 human years.
shadowmajestic
Feed them proper food and they can live beyond 20 human years, same for cats. So he'd be more like 18. Which is (most of) EU limit.
olba
Most of EU? Is there somewhere more? Just wondering
shadowmajestic
Not all nations in the EU have similar legal ages.
Temenos
Depends on breed, average size is 7+7 then 5 for the rest, so average size doggo would be illegal. Dog maffs
21viking
Negative. In newer study it was found that first doggo year equals 15 human years, then some smaller and then locked to even smaller number.
wheelow
Hmm interesting.
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
Went to a dive bar by my house and there was a bulldog drinking fireball out of a metal bowl and eating wings out of a box.
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
No one seemed fazed by it at all. I had 1 beer and left before I got shot.
KingOfTheAnarchists
Chicken bones are fairly dangerous for dogs, hope he’s ok :/