JoshMeme
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May 6, 2022 6:49 PM
JoshMeme
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Faasel524
He's already on a barkotics rap.
SuperDramaticFusion
Cattbutt
probably driving past where it got its ears mutilated...
asheepfollows
Good boy!
beartrap1
Lol
ProfessorSamson
Last time I was pulled over my dog barked nonstop at the police officer (good boy)
wantednokes
he's on the run for eating a toddler's jugular
wilhelmgreyheim
UnpinionedPoplars
"Hi, how are you?"
Lostarchitorture
Snitches get stitches, barks get sparks
harshmell0w
Snitches lose scritches
ThisIsYourLifeNow
Next time you should not let your dog drive
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Officer: "How high are you?" Dog: on all fours or standing on my back two?
commentsivehadafew
You can tell he’s hiding the cocaine
cokeandhookers
"Stop fidgeting Gary, play it cool. PLAY. IT COOL." -dog probably
RigoryMorty
And he ain't got pockets...
DarkRedCape
It’s where the thermometer goes..
ThomasThundersword
He’s a Kandra
Crawmak
Pit bulls are treated by people the same way minorities are treated by cops, so the metaphor works pretty well
thefreak013
GridNoDC
Pitbulls and chihuahua the minority of the dog communities.
SpoilsburyToastMan
Chihuahuas are not dogs. They're rat/demon hybrids that want to kill everything. Put me in a room with pits/rotties/dobies anyday...
GridNoDC
My point they both get a bad reputation. When all the pits I've met were all gentle and loving. And my two chihuahuas are quiet snugglers.
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
While they both are treated bad, they are actually a larger percentage of dog breed population…
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FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
Please stop demonizing chihuahuas. I’ve known several chihuahua sweethearts & it’s bad to stereotype an entire breed because of a few bad…
Crawmak
But both have bad reputations because of bad owners. Chihuahuas are demon rats because people think they don't need to train small dogs.
wilhelmgreyheim
Crawmak
For every pitbull that attacks someone, there are a hundred thousand others that never harm a thing.
wilhelmgreyheim
For every gun owner that kills someone there are a hundred thousand others that never shoot a thing
joritan
Nah. Pitbulls are a menace and almost killed my aunt. They attract shitty owners who don't train them and are capable of way too much harm.
3lda002
It's the owner's fault, not the animal's .
joritan
Exactly. Just like a chihuahua. But a chihuahua wasn’t bred to fight and kill and can’t dismember a human being.
wilhelmgreyheim
“iTs tHe oWnErs FaULt” I’m so sick of that fucking bullshit. They were out of their enclosure and they attacked her for no reason.