Jun 5, 2022 8:10 AM
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TheFoothillThatStrides
I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
SignedEpsteinsMother
Observe the new lifeform parasitizing the host.
Nedalton38
Why did I hear the helms deep siege music when the camera made that little pan...
risqueorindecent
lmao
SimSimSimsalabim
Now to pregnancy! Now to birth and the start of new life! Forth newborns!
gearsfan1549
because youre a man of culture
HaplotypeX
You forgot the part where spermatozoa get stuck in the vaginal fluids. Survival of the fittest xd
nerdyvet
Not pictured: so much mucus.
dlshark
“Her bartholin glands were flowing the the Mississippi River”
*like the
JodyBird
I like thee too
FarQuad
When it goes in the wrong hole.
GuysJustWannaFish
Those are some VERY large sperm
MarkiusFox
Fact: Conservatives in the US are trying to define personhood as the point where the egg becomes fertilized.
theyar
Yes, for more than 50 years. You just learning this?
IToldYouSo1
Don't fucking tell me what to do with my body or my life
Cabreza
I was really hoping it would grow into dickbutt
TheExistentialMillennial
Don't give up hope. This is the internet.
CatchySensibleName
I thought Imgur didn't allow sexually explicit content?!?! /s
trigonman3
It's ART!
maststick
This is probably more sex education than half the kids in America get
Oh ok, more dipshit bullshit America bashing. We were teaching sex ed in America before most of the world had schools.
Congratulations that’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard today. The US didn’t exist while most other countries were teaching
makeamericasmartagain9000
Show that to republicans, maybe they learn something. For me: that’s pretty cool!
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
It's not a matter of ignorance to corrupt politicians it's a matter of control, the truth is secondary at best, because it's not profitable.
just4thelolz
gametes not to scale
WhosYourKittyTitty
That happened six months ago to me
komododave
How’d you get third trimester internet access from inside a uterus?
4vie
internetrauterine device!
paulwall117350
Not the creampie I was looking for but it'll work in a pinch
SithShodan
there was a creampie on here earlier, OP didn't post the recipe though.
eplx
Usernamehecksout
https://i.imgur.com/SKOv5
UserNamesArentEasy
LooseyGooseyBrett
Dissipo
Everyone reading this won the swim contest out of millions of players.
WarlockSniper
It was a challenging wank for sure.
thepuppeteer777
It's a fully baked creampie
monimoomo
JimjohSmuggler
One of my deepest regrets
iamdanman
Shit shit shit Plan B
WaffleBrat
I was getting anxious watching this then I remembered I had my tubes removed two weeks ago
Ah, you got the playground renovation!
blevins113
Worst race I ever won
IronChefHyrule
Except you didn't win the race. The faster sperm first suicide bombed themselves to break down the walls of the egg enough to let yours in.
GiantSquanchy
ButlerBunk
HillOfBeans
Anyone know who the guy on the left is? I’ve always wondered.
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
Really? It's Jorma Taccone. He's part of Lonely Island, along with Andy Samberg and Akiva Schaffer.
Thank you.
Kallas267
Jorma Taccone. Lonely Island is him, Andy Samberg, and Akiva Schaffer. They're all pretty great writers and directors too.
Thanks!
MisterRichard
There's a few mild inaccuracies, but it's pretty damn good. Even shows cortical granule exocytosis.
paperfanman
Ah yes the conical granary halitosis. I too am a man of science
RedAppleSoda
Is it to scale? It can’t possibly be to scale, right?
How many women are the size of a phone screen?? Ridiculous question. Some people.
v
Just kidding, that was a good one.
No, it's not.
UnitPieBeast
If fecondation happens in the tubes isn't that a bad thing? Ectopic pregnancy or something?
Yep.
KurtopiaCreative
OK. Guy here. The egg is deposited in the wall of the uterus and fertilized there, correct? Sperm don't swim up the fallopian tubes.
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
Same thoughts here, my man
TorrentialUpPour
The egg is indeed fertilized in the fallopian tube.
Fair enough. I don't have a uterus nor am I involved with anyone who has one, sadly. Thanks for the clarification.
IThinkIPreferToStayInside
Legit had the same question, thank you for asking. We all learned something today!
And... What sort of bukkake results in sperm swimming into the vagina like that?
Ryanator50
I thought the whole point of bukake was to jizz as far away from the vag as possible
My point exactly.
NeutralBae
Sometimes, but relatively rarely, the little feckers do get in the tube, and get in the egg as it’s still en route down. Ectopic pregnancy.
Late discovery =\= poor prognosis, as much better understood/favorable outcome in modern medicine than in previous medical history
That's the thing I could not remember. Thank you.
That's not "rarely", that's the norm. Eggs are fertilized in the fallopian tube. What's rare is the egg remaining there, resulting in EP.
JeVeuxSeulementLOublier
I don’t want that to happen to me.
scribetree
Pregnancy or being born?
Yes
MisterPrimeMinister
Is nobody gonna compliment the fetus on that sick backflip into the birthing position?
happyokapi
Sick backflip, Fetus McFetusface!
TawdryMittens
My baby did so many backflips and summersaults that he tied a perfect knot into his umbilically cord. Wild.
... How did it go...?
I had an emergency c-section b/c every time I pushed he's lose oxygen and his heart rate would drop. It was scary but he did just fine.
Phew! ? I love a happy ending!
:D Great to hear!
Kid better grow up to be a gymnast.
LenfantSauvage86
Cool... Now do one for the butt.
BanGurHeaD
fire in da hole
JohnPtempkinReborn
Shamorza
Here ya go
BEATandBLOW
The drip had me laughing
Tankmoose
The sperm:
meatybuffalo
ElDrmm
IsTheTitleOfMySexTape
Yes?
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
This B needs a C in her A.
vegivamp
Let's hunt together!
freehugsforeveryone
Why would you want to watch a gif
Thisisirrelvantcontent
FlyingDorito
Hehehe
pxlphile
?
Xasax1
He forgot to clean out?
NoMansRefund
Does it have to be he?
OmnesMundiLardum
thegarts
She should have just ate gummy bears the day before.
slovak
Why?
Sparrowdotnet
The sugar free variety
pudgypal
Do gummy bears not turn to poo?
Some porn star being interviewed mentioned how the day before anal she just eats gummy bears.
gelos
The idea is to eat 24h nothing but candy, so there is time to empty the colon and have very little in you. Any candy would do
LaBotte
Are you speaking of the onlyfam girl that shove gummy bear down her poophole and had an accident live ?
KiwiGameDev
Holy specific scenario batman
JanieKarmaSmith
Or he
JoeMangoJello
She?
Haha
kibal4ish
They/them
bigpooplog
I did
prettydumb
it just like gets pooped out
What's long hard and full of semen? Not me cause I just pooped
realbluesofa
And now you cannot sleep anymore on sunday
girlfartjapan
I will be kept awake thinking What If I Was Accidentally One of The Other Million Sperm?
Then you wouldn't be awake and thinking. Let it go.
TreeWithBranch
Fuck
NotTinyPancakes
That's how you got in this mess
Uhhjustaskingforafriend
Good morning from 7am Sunday here. Been up over an hour.
torp
Not the worst thing, you gonna argue for years about education choices, becom crazy when he/she's a teenager, ah, and forget that pussy.
ButtTrumpett
Baby had me up from 12:15 to 6:40am… finally got her down and now I’m up again listening to the word BUBBLES being screamed incoherently.
CenturionBaltar
Oooooor any day
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Swerves to the right tho
storytaletime
Yes, but now its not the kid but the dogs.
iamsecretsquirrel
Did your kids teach your dogs that trick? Mine seem to play off each other to get me up as early as possible
They do. It makes you wonder if we just both opted in for the automatic alarm feature in our life settings.
franciscog365
poorlythoughtoutusername
Yo! That’s me! Go lil me! Go!
Degarafarat
I got tomorrow off too.
ramarins
Hubby sleeps in on Saturdays, I sleep in on Sundays. And we cover each other's naps.
howwouldyoudescribeyourself
Same here! High five : )
MsladyRiver
This is a great idea, love the partnership. You guys rocks!
HandoB4Javert
You also might need to eat out...
OutcastbyChoice
Eating out is only polite...
I'm not sure that's vegan tho.
Lol my son woke up at 6:50 am today, ?. You never sleep in again.
DrKillsos
Not until they learn to use a remote anyway.
12:15am wake up here. Bad stomach flu and doesn’t want to be alone or asleep. Worst night in 17 months. I’m on 3 hours of sleep… fuck
I am sending you all the good vibes. You’re a great parent, this too shall pass. Hope the little one gets better soon.
Awh that was sweet of you.
Our LO wake up is 6am so we can get ready for day care on the way to work. Goes to bed at 7:15 tho so that’s good. Stay asleep tho lol
FranzXaver
I can‘t believe I made it this far
CloseupCaptionReaction
Right?!
GenghisKhan2020
Ngl I sort of wish the other sperms won
ChupaChena
If I remember correctly it's not the first one that gets dibs...gonna look it up now...
Yeah the first one that connects isn't the one who "wins", shame I won.
GloriousGirl
You meant you can't believe you've cum this far, right? Right???
Butt in the end, it doesn't really matter?
Right!
imemmental
Fun fact, that divided clump of cells that implants into the uterine wall is called a ‘blastocyst’
candyland83
And in some states it has more rights than I do
Maybe if we refer to Abortions taken before the cell's developed into sentient life as an "AntiBLASTO-Cysterectomy" people wouldn't hate it.
POByayouknowme
When I found out I was pregnant last year and I learned this word, it’s what I called my baby until I met her! She’s my lil blastocyst
kudzoo
So if you take that to Dr. Pimple Popper...
saltysquash
It may be illegal to pop it, depending on your state.
PineappleLoopsBroether
I didn’t know there was a preferential left or right ovary effect… does anything unique happen left vs right?
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Usually only one releases the egg(s) that month
Fascinating! Do the left or right ovaries do anything different from each other?
Gillm09
Nope! Functionally the same. No material difference between left or right ovary.
I’m glad to know about this, I just think human biology is so interesting. It takes so many mechanisms for us to be alive, it’s so cool.
butIlikeitbecauseitisbitterandbecauseitismyheart
Usually we ovulate one egg at a time, alternating sides. If both ovaries release an egg, possibility of fraternal twins.
I didn’t know that, I’m so happy to learn about this… can you feel it if it’s on one side vs the other?
biffabiffitosparkito
Yes you can feel when you ovulate,which side it happens.Sharp pain in a dot,left or right.
I’ve never heard of that, I’m so thrilled to learn about a new thing about women’s bodies.
No. We can’t feel the eggs. But we sure feel when Mother Nature decides to get rid of it through uterine contractions during your period 1/2
Justtakealookatthis
Some people have spotting and cramping when the egg releases. It's called 'Mittelschmerz'.
2/3 and in order to make our uterus start contracting our bodies release a lot of hormones that also have the side effect of making 2/3
urboyevan2
So Republicans want to give every sperm there own gun
You mean you don’t look at that googly clump of cells and don’t think ‘aww what a cute baby’? /s
klaatubarada
*their
Wasnbo
Wasn't that the name of the dude from Wolfenstein? BJ Blastocyst, ancestor to Commander Kewl and Doom Bro.
GiddyKipper
At some point it was a zygote. Lost a game of scrabble to my godfather because of that word and never forgiven him…
derJake
Should always be pronounced similar to the spanish word for mustache as well. "El zigote"
MethGasolinePissLemonade
Sounds like a Pokemon
And just like Pokemons, pregnancy is a sexually transmitted disease. Gotta catch em all!
Pokemon are a sexually transmitted disease??
Taishosama
man sperm and eggs are way bigger then i thought
wilagames
Not sure if you're joking but this is not to scale at all.
carrot1sie
The overies are only 3cm-5cm
eggmuffin
Sperm cells are among the smallest cells in the human body. And egg cells are, by far, the largest.
LdaQuirm
The most massive neurons can get close. (Well, about 1/5 the size, but it's the same order of magnitude at least.)
You don't need a microscope to see a human egg cell.
.... what exactly is the egg in the eggmuffin sir?
Horned lizard.
"man sperm" I laughed that you had to specify ??
pandajack
I think he just missed the comma
orbitn
better than missing your period
I wouldn't say I've been*missing* it, Bob
TheFoothillThatStrides
I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
SignedEpsteinsMother
Observe the new lifeform parasitizing the host.
Nedalton38
Why did I hear the helms deep siege music when the camera made that little pan...
risqueorindecent
lmao
SimSimSimsalabim
Now to pregnancy! Now to birth and the start of new life! Forth newborns!
gearsfan1549
because youre a man of culture
HaplotypeX
You forgot the part where spermatozoa get stuck in the vaginal fluids. Survival of the fittest xd
nerdyvet
Not pictured: so much mucus.
dlshark
“Her bartholin glands were flowing the the Mississippi River”
dlshark
*like the
JodyBird
I like thee too
FarQuad
When it goes in the wrong hole.
GuysJustWannaFish
Those are some VERY large sperm
MarkiusFox
Fact: Conservatives in the US are trying to define personhood as the point where the egg becomes fertilized.
theyar
Yes, for more than 50 years. You just learning this?
IToldYouSo1
Don't fucking tell me what to do with my body or my life
Cabreza
I was really hoping it would grow into dickbutt
TheExistentialMillennial
Don't give up hope. This is the internet.
CatchySensibleName
I thought Imgur didn't allow sexually explicit content?!?! /s
trigonman3
It's ART!
maststick
This is probably more sex education than half the kids in America get
theyar
Oh ok, more dipshit bullshit America bashing. We were teaching sex ed in America before most of the world had schools.
maststick
Congratulations that’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard today. The US didn’t exist while most other countries were teaching
makeamericasmartagain9000
Show that to republicans, maybe they learn something. For me: that’s pretty cool!
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
It's not a matter of ignorance to corrupt politicians it's a matter of control, the truth is secondary at best, because it's not profitable.
just4thelolz
gametes not to scale
WhosYourKittyTitty
That happened six months ago to me
komododave
How’d you get third trimester internet access from inside a uterus?
4vie
internetrauterine device!
paulwall117350
Not the creampie I was looking for but it'll work in a pinch
SithShodan
there was a creampie on here earlier, OP didn't post the recipe though.
eplx
Usernamehecksout
https://i.imgur.com/SKOv5
UserNamesArentEasy
LooseyGooseyBrett
Dissipo
Everyone reading this won the swim contest out of millions of players.
WarlockSniper
It was a challenging wank for sure.
thepuppeteer777
It's a fully baked creampie
monimoomo
JimjohSmuggler
One of my deepest regrets
iamdanman
Shit shit shit Plan B
WaffleBrat
I was getting anxious watching this then I remembered I had my tubes removed two weeks ago
4vie
Ah, you got the playground renovation!
blevins113
Worst race I ever won
IronChefHyrule
Except you didn't win the race. The faster sperm first suicide bombed themselves to break down the walls of the egg enough to let yours in.
GiantSquanchy
ButlerBunk
HillOfBeans
Anyone know who the guy on the left is? I’ve always wondered.
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
Really? It's Jorma Taccone. He's part of Lonely Island, along with Andy Samberg and Akiva Schaffer.
HillOfBeans
Thank you.
Kallas267
Jorma Taccone. Lonely Island is him, Andy Samberg, and Akiva Schaffer. They're all pretty great writers and directors too.
HillOfBeans
Thanks!
MisterRichard
There's a few mild inaccuracies, but it's pretty damn good. Even shows cortical granule exocytosis.
paperfanman
Ah yes the conical granary halitosis. I too am a man of science
RedAppleSoda
Is it to scale? It can’t possibly be to scale, right?
paperfanman
How many women are the size of a phone screen?? Ridiculous question. Some people.
RedAppleSoda
RedAppleSoda
Just kidding, that was a good one.
MisterRichard
No, it's not.
UnitPieBeast
If fecondation happens in the tubes isn't that a bad thing? Ectopic pregnancy or something?
MisterRichard
Yep.
KurtopiaCreative
OK. Guy here. The egg is deposited in the wall of the uterus and fertilized there, correct? Sperm don't swim up the fallopian tubes.
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
Same thoughts here, my man
TorrentialUpPour
The egg is indeed fertilized in the fallopian tube.
KurtopiaCreative
Fair enough. I don't have a uterus nor am I involved with anyone who has one, sadly. Thanks for the clarification.
IThinkIPreferToStayInside
Legit had the same question, thank you for asking. We all learned something today!
KurtopiaCreative
And... What sort of bukkake results in sperm swimming into the vagina like that?
Ryanator50
I thought the whole point of bukake was to jizz as far away from the vag as possible
KurtopiaCreative
My point exactly.
NeutralBae
Sometimes, but relatively rarely, the little feckers do get in the tube, and get in the egg as it’s still en route down. Ectopic pregnancy.
NeutralBae
Late discovery =\= poor prognosis, as much better understood/favorable outcome in modern medicine than in previous medical history
KurtopiaCreative
That's the thing I could not remember. Thank you.
TorrentialUpPour
That's not "rarely", that's the norm. Eggs are fertilized in the fallopian tube. What's rare is the egg remaining there, resulting in EP.
JeVeuxSeulementLOublier
I don’t want that to happen to me.
scribetree
Pregnancy or being born?
JeVeuxSeulementLOublier
Yes
MisterPrimeMinister
Is nobody gonna compliment the fetus on that sick backflip into the birthing position?
happyokapi
Sick backflip, Fetus McFetusface!
TawdryMittens
My baby did so many backflips and summersaults that he tied a perfect knot into his umbilically cord. Wild.
4vie
... How did it go...?
TawdryMittens
I had an emergency c-section b/c every time I pushed he's lose oxygen and his heart rate would drop. It was scary but he did just fine.
happyokapi
Phew! ? I love a happy ending!
4vie
:D Great to hear!
MisterPrimeMinister
Kid better grow up to be a gymnast.
LenfantSauvage86
Cool... Now do one for the butt.
BanGurHeaD
fire in da hole
JohnPtempkinReborn
IToldYouSo1
Shamorza
Here ya go
BEATandBLOW
The drip had me laughing
BanGurHeaD
fire in da hole
Tankmoose
The sperm:
meatybuffalo
ElDrmm
IsTheTitleOfMySexTape
Yes?
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
This B needs a C in her A.
vegivamp
Let's hunt together!
freehugsforeveryone
Why would you want to watch a gif
Thisisirrelvantcontent
FlyingDorito
Hehehe
pxlphile
IToldYouSo1
?
Xasax1
He forgot to clean out?
NoMansRefund
Does it have to be he?
OmnesMundiLardum
thegarts
She should have just ate gummy bears the day before.
slovak
Why?
Sparrowdotnet
The sugar free variety
pudgypal
Do gummy bears not turn to poo?
thegarts
Some porn star being interviewed mentioned how the day before anal she just eats gummy bears.
gelos
The idea is to eat 24h nothing but candy, so there is time to empty the colon and have very little in you. Any candy would do
LaBotte
Are you speaking of the onlyfam girl that shove gummy bear down her poophole and had an accident live ?
KiwiGameDev
Holy specific scenario batman
JanieKarmaSmith
Or he
JoeMangoJello
She?
thegarts
Haha
kibal4ish
They/them
bigpooplog
I did
prettydumb
it just like gets pooped out
JohnPtempkinReborn
What's long hard and full of semen? Not me cause I just pooped
realbluesofa
And now you cannot sleep anymore on sunday
girlfartjapan
I will be kept awake thinking What If I Was Accidentally One of The Other Million Sperm?
vegivamp
Then you wouldn't be awake and thinking. Let it go.
TreeWithBranch
Fuck
NotTinyPancakes
That's how you got in this mess
Uhhjustaskingforafriend
Good morning from 7am Sunday here. Been up over an hour.
torp
Not the worst thing, you gonna argue for years about education choices, becom crazy when he/she's a teenager, ah, and forget that pussy.
ButtTrumpett
Baby had me up from 12:15 to 6:40am… finally got her down and now I’m up again listening to the word BUBBLES being screamed incoherently.
CenturionBaltar
Oooooor any day
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Swerves to the right tho
storytaletime
Yes, but now its not the kid but the dogs.
iamsecretsquirrel
Did your kids teach your dogs that trick? Mine seem to play off each other to get me up as early as possible
storytaletime
They do. It makes you wonder if we just both opted in for the automatic alarm feature in our life settings.
franciscog365
?
poorlythoughtoutusername
Yo! That’s me! Go lil me! Go!
Degarafarat
I got tomorrow off too.
ramarins
Hubby sleeps in on Saturdays, I sleep in on Sundays. And we cover each other's naps.
howwouldyoudescribeyourself
Same here! High five : )
MsladyRiver
This is a great idea, love the partnership. You guys rocks!
HandoB4Javert
OutcastbyChoice
Eating out is only polite...
vegivamp
I'm not sure that's vegan tho.
MsladyRiver
Lol my son woke up at 6:50 am today, ?. You never sleep in again.
DrKillsos
Not until they learn to use a remote anyway.
ButtTrumpett
12:15am wake up here. Bad stomach flu and doesn’t want to be alone or asleep. Worst night in 17 months. I’m on 3 hours of sleep… fuck
MsladyRiver
I am sending you all the good vibes. You’re a great parent, this too shall pass. Hope the little one gets better soon.
ButtTrumpett
Awh that was sweet of you.
ButtTrumpett
Our LO wake up is 6am so we can get ready for day care on the way to work. Goes to bed at 7:15 tho so that’s good. Stay asleep tho lol
FranzXaver
I can‘t believe I made it this far
CloseupCaptionReaction
Right?!
GenghisKhan2020
Ngl I sort of wish the other sperms won
ChupaChena
If I remember correctly it's not the first one that gets dibs...gonna look it up now...
GenghisKhan2020
Yeah the first one that connects isn't the one who "wins", shame I won.
GloriousGirl
You meant you can't believe you've cum this far, right? Right???
JodyBird
Butt in the end, it doesn't really matter?
FranzXaver
Right!
imemmental
Fun fact, that divided clump of cells that implants into the uterine wall is called a ‘blastocyst’
candyland83
And in some states it has more rights than I do
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Maybe if we refer to Abortions taken before the cell's developed into sentient life as an "AntiBLASTO-Cysterectomy" people wouldn't hate it.
POByayouknowme
imemmental
When I found out I was pregnant last year and I learned this word, it’s what I called my baby until I met her! She’s my lil blastocyst
kudzoo
So if you take that to Dr. Pimple Popper...
saltysquash
It may be illegal to pop it, depending on your state.
PineappleLoopsBroether
I didn’t know there was a preferential left or right ovary effect… does anything unique happen left vs right?
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Usually only one releases the egg(s) that month
PineappleLoopsBroether
Fascinating! Do the left or right ovaries do anything different from each other?
Gillm09
Nope! Functionally the same. No material difference between left or right ovary.
PineappleLoopsBroether
I’m glad to know about this, I just think human biology is so interesting. It takes so many mechanisms for us to be alive, it’s so cool.
butIlikeitbecauseitisbitterandbecauseitismyheart
Usually we ovulate one egg at a time, alternating sides. If both ovaries release an egg, possibility of fraternal twins.
PineappleLoopsBroether
I didn’t know that, I’m so happy to learn about this… can you feel it if it’s on one side vs the other?
biffabiffitosparkito
Yes you can feel when you ovulate,which side it happens.Sharp pain in a dot,left or right.
PineappleLoopsBroether
I’ve never heard of that, I’m so thrilled to learn about a new thing about women’s bodies.
Gillm09
No. We can’t feel the eggs. But we sure feel when Mother Nature decides to get rid of it through uterine contractions during your period 1/2
Justtakealookatthis
Some people have spotting and cramping when the egg releases. It's called 'Mittelschmerz'.
Gillm09
2/3 and in order to make our uterus start contracting our bodies release a lot of hormones that also have the side effect of making 2/3
urboyevan2
So Republicans want to give every sperm there own gun
imemmental
You mean you don’t look at that googly clump of cells and don’t think ‘aww what a cute baby’? /s
klaatubarada
*their
Wasnbo
Wasn't that the name of the dude from Wolfenstein? BJ Blastocyst, ancestor to Commander Kewl and Doom Bro.
GiddyKipper
At some point it was a zygote. Lost a game of scrabble to my godfather because of that word and never forgiven him…
derJake
Should always be pronounced similar to the spanish word for mustache as well. "El zigote"
MethGasolinePissLemonade
Sounds like a Pokemon
JodyBird
And just like Pokemons, pregnancy is a sexually transmitted disease. Gotta catch em all!
imemmental
Pokemon are a sexually transmitted disease??
Taishosama
man sperm and eggs are way bigger then i thought
wilagames
Not sure if you're joking but this is not to scale at all.
carrot1sie
The overies are only 3cm-5cm
eggmuffin
Sperm cells are among the smallest cells in the human body. And egg cells are, by far, the largest.
LdaQuirm
The most massive neurons can get close. (Well, about 1/5 the size, but it's the same order of magnitude at least.)
eggmuffin
You don't need a microscope to see a human egg cell.
Taishosama
.... what exactly is the egg in the eggmuffin sir?
eggmuffin
Horned lizard.
ElDrmm
"man sperm" I laughed that you had to specify ??
pandajack
I think he just missed the comma
orbitn
better than missing your period
Taishosama
trigonman3
I wouldn't say I've been*missing* it, Bob