I did research about this song a while ago because I love the song as well as "log".. Many years ago people would suck out the egg contents by piercing the egg at both ends and then sucking on one of the ends. It was such a commonplace procedure then that to "teach your grandmother to suck eggs" was like a child trying to teach as new something the grandmother well knew how to do. The saying still survives despite the fine art dying out in our "civilized" and salmonella fearing culture.
The quote is originally said by Burl Ives in the movie "The Big Country". He actually shoots his son because he was going to shoot an innocent man. Good movie if yah like the old cowboy movies.
I did research a while ago because I love the song along with "log".. Many years ago people would suck out the egg contents by piercing the egg at both ends and then sucking on one of the ends. It was such a commonplace procedure then that to "teach your grandmother to suck eggs" was like a child trying to teach as new something the grandmother well knew how to do. The saying still survives despite the fine art dying out in our "civilized" and salmonella fearing culture.
[NSFW] @RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Pastel Goth with two stoats, cinematic shot, wearing an intricate cyan and gold Fabergé egg outfit, in a Japanese garden, sepia, tempera, classical painting, photorealistic, 4k, in the style of Alphonse Mucha (1860–1939)"
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Cybergoth with two stoats, cinematic shot, in style of Alberto Seveso, in Rainbow Mountain, Peru"
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Pastel Goth with a stoat, National Geographic photograph, in style of Scott Naismith, in the background is St. Nicholas putting presents under a pillow, illuminated glass paperweight"
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Pastel Goth with two stoats, National Geographic photograph, in the background is St. Nicholas putting presents under a pillow, as a rugged lumberjack"
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Cybergoth with a stoat, cinematic shot, during the Feast of Saint Nicholas, wearing an intricate brown and gold Fabergé egg outfit"
Actually not stoats, least weasels. Stoats, even in the brown summer coat, retain their characteristic black tailtip. These have uniformly brown tails.
Long tailed weasels are a bit bigger compared to stoats {short tailed weasels} Long tailed weasels should be most weasels. Stoats already get like 3 names. Short tailed weasel. Stoat. Ermine. That little fuckface that ate my pet rabbit. Okay they get 4 names.
AccidentalSharting
Me too, ferret.
FrogBotherer
How many weasels has she got in there anyhow?!
OxJunk
pineapplecharm
NO WEASEL THE JUICE
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Tit mouse?
SteveTheEgg
No this is a titmouse, that's a stoat
drummerted
Same person? /gallery/8oHghTv
ariania
no, looks completely different. :>
Gatorjon
StainlessEel
enigma26a
Happy weasel.
11Weasel11
Yes indeed.
CloakedFigure
Wouldn’t you be?!
PocketCleric
In her meat safe?
stseregh
omuaomua
Happy weasel to you too
ironman3010
But when I do it...
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
The journey is to unsafe. Take this Weasel and be on your way.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Eh hem. “That’s a STOAT, thank you. And my eyes are up here.”
Necromlink
Kotarisu
Why are stoats so dang adorable?
KaJuN
Hey, you've got weasels on your face.
WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
StainlessEel
FelicaDarkvoir
Gobbet Core
corpofilth
CyrilConnolly
Sayagain
He's harmless. Well he's not harmless he's killed 28 children.
SirRuppOfFigs
Great smile
TerribleAwful
stoats magoats
Elroydb
One of them had better be named Boota
imnotimpressed
Parrotlets love doing this as well and my cleavage isn't half as cool
morrighan42
An adorable choice but one that smells awful
woozle
skipweasel
S'toatally adorable.
xmaneds
special for skipweasel: anagram of "stoat" is "toats" (homophone of "totes")
gilliamv
reliablydefiant
xmaneds
i see what you did there, skip-WEASEL :)
Scaha1
This is not you?
RobJenkins
Tourangeau1
Is that a weasel or a stout?
michybean
Steasel?
OliverOtter
Weasels. Probably least weasels (Mustela nivalis).
AlexanderElcazorro
I also choose that weasel's safe space.
cryborg
Are they fully grown?
Thesaya
yes.
drummerted
Bystandr
Yep same girl. Anyone know her insta or w/e ?
Slickdoodle
https://www.instagram.com/agamamom/p/C8UYvgIMj5M/?img_index=1
RevolutionOnHerLips
https://www.instagram.com/agamamom/
RevolutionOnHerLips
https://www.instagram.com/ekzo_mania/
Bystandr
Thanks ! Thats it, though the insta account doesnt link anymore for some reason.
Thesaya
Of course someone made a thirst compilation from her videos. And of course imgur is all over it.
Marku2
And of course there's the usual boring holier-than-thou jumping on his sopabox to lecture other people.
JohnCarterofMars007
That’s My Spirit Animal !!!
CaptnRobAnybody
Stinky Whizzleteats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZFTUtbn1RU
terajack2048
You win .. damn that was good
rolandpibb
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs
ROGUEdenied
I did research about this song a while ago because I love the song as well as "log".. Many years ago people would suck out the egg contents by piercing the egg at both ends and then sucking on one of the ends. It was such a commonplace procedure then that to "teach your grandmother to suck eggs" was like a child trying to teach as new something the grandmother well knew how to do. The saying still survives despite the fine art dying out in our "civilized" and salmonella fearing culture.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
This is a song about a whale! NO! This is a song about being happy!
CaptnRobAnybody
yuugian
It's the little creatures of the woods, they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
A fly marrying a bumblebee
TheFontSnob
I told ya I'd shoot! But ya didn't believe me! WHYYYYY DIDN'T YA BELIEVE ME?!
ROGUEdenied
The quote is originally said by Burl Ives in the movie "The Big Country". He actually shoots his son because he was going to shoot an innocent man. Good movie if yah like the old cowboy movies.
Zapcicle
This song confuses me on so many levels, and I'm unsure whether to investigate to get more details and context or just roll with it
samwyze
You don't sound happy enough!
Sith4Sale
That’s right I’ll teach ya to be happy, I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
ROGUEdenied
I did research a while ago because I love the song along with "log".. Many years ago people would suck out the egg contents by piercing the egg at both ends and then sucking on one of the ends. It was such a commonplace procedure then that to "teach your grandmother to suck eggs" was like a child trying to teach as new something the grandmother well knew how to do. The saying still survives despite the fine art dying out in our "civilized" and salmonella fearing culture.
ROGUEdenied
a grandmother was usually already a practiced expert on sucking eggs and did not need anyone to show her how to do it.
ROGUEdenied
“The fly has married the bumblebee” is a line from the nursery rhyme “Fiddle-De-Dee” so him saying that is very funny is FUCKING hilarious!
ROGUEdenied
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQIfRCUlfz4
bippityboppitybuttsex
What are these?
FoxPesdassi
Cleavageweasels.
IAlwaysUpvoteSunsets
Gifs
PineappleLoopsBroether
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Hear4theAminalVidz
😂
ElectricSlideOrchestra
Beat me to it
AveryverySadBear
So did the stoats
Thornaxe
I’ve never seen a reply garner that many more upvotes than it’s parent comment. It’s perfect.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
The real answer is, least weasel.
slothlikemammal
Tit mouse
irmonkey
Boob gliders
terajack2048
I'd double like if I could
RummageSaleBubbler
terajack2048
Why are mommy and daddy ripping the baby in half and throwing parts out
RummageSaleBubbler
It's a cybergoth or pastel goth with stoats
@BotDrawA { Cybergoth, Pastel Goth } with { a stoat, two stoats }, { cinematic shot, National Geographic photograph }
BotDrawA
[NSFW] @RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Pastel Goth with two stoats, cinematic shot, wearing an intricate cyan and gold Fabergé egg outfit, in a Japanese garden, sepia, tempera, classical painting, photorealistic, 4k, in the style of Alphonse Mucha (1860–1939)"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Cybergoth with a stoat, cinematic shot"
RummageSaleBubbler
Is that cat?
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Cybergoth with two stoats, cinematic shot"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Cybergoth with a stoat, National Geographic photograph"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Pastel Goth with two stoats, National Geographic photograph"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Pastel Goth with a stoat, National Geographic photograph"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Cybergoth with two stoats, cinematic shot, in style of Alberto Seveso, in Rainbow Mountain, Peru"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Pastel Goth with a stoat, National Geographic photograph, in style of Scott Naismith, in the background is St. Nicholas putting presents under a pillow, illuminated glass paperweight"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Cybergoth with a stoat, National Geographic photograph, in a desert"
RummageSaleBubbler
I'm unsure the bot know how either how large a cybergoth is, or a stoat.
joeyecho101
At least the fingers aren't too wrong.
RummageSaleBubbler
Huh. You're right.
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Pastel Goth with two stoats, cinematic shot"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Pastel Goth with two stoats, National Geographic photograph, in the background is St. Nicholas putting presents under a pillow, as a rugged lumberjack"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Cybergoth with a stoat, cinematic shot, during the Feast of Saint Nicholas, wearing an intricate brown and gold Fabergé egg outfit"
kriswinters
stoats
bippityboppitybuttsex
Are they fren?
Stoneagedudeman
They're basically 7 inch weasels. They can be, but
They're not actually domesticated
4etherling
How long do they live?
Stoneagedudeman
I dunno 5, 6 years? Small mammals don't exactly last forever
OliverOtter
Actually not stoats, least weasels. Stoats, even in the brown summer coat, retain their characteristic black tailtip. These have uniformly brown tails.
Selerox
Fun fact: they have the strongest pound-for-pound bite force of any mammal. Stronger than a hyena.
undrh2o
Which? stoats or least weasels?
Selerox
Least weasels.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Plus stoats are bigger. They missed the opportunity to call them "most weasels"
trenthian
Long tailed weasels are a bit bigger compared to stoats {short tailed weasels} Long tailed weasels should be most weasels. Stoats already get like 3 names. Short tailed weasel. Stoat. Ermine. That little fuckface that ate my pet rabbit. Okay they get 4 names.