Tooth fairy

Oct 5, 2023 3:36 PM

GoodGuyGonzo

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God, I can smell the toxic through the screen.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

That was a bold move, smacking a viking holding a battle hammer.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

His brother, probably.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He saw what he can do with his arm & yet still decided to go for it?.... this makes me question the "intelligence" of humanity on daily bases

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your post title made me expect to feel super uncomfortable

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he is jealous.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So much harder that one would think.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do they have beards? Your SCBA mask won't seal if you're not cleanshaven

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems harsh.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 1

v

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

that tricep is wild

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that how Staten Island teeth get to work in Manhattan?

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

From the brand of the truck, the uniforms, and the proable "F" on the license plate, I'd wager those are French.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are indeed French firefighters

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

he got jealous :)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That softball-sized tricep

2 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

*triceps

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We dont know how big the left arm is. He could be a Quagmire so stop trying to overcorrect and tricep shame. :-P

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m thinking it’s more of a sixcep at this point

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hnnng

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck macho. Take that meaning as you wish.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can I spit on it before I take it as I wish?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My gayness cannot handle this

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Firefighter gets hammered and moans after being slapped from behind?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

And this is why they don't get dental coverage

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's on company time, so you and I as the taxpayers get to pay for it if he fucks up.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hes making it look harder than it is. we used to do it when we were bored on the rigs. or with a pipe wrench.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are you doing, step-hammer?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

They are all hotties!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I keep seeing posts from the super attractive firefighter brigade. Who the heck are they, besides the super attractive firefighter brigade.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well, usually they are quite simple minded far-right racists, at least that's what voting statistics say. Most serial arsonists usually are firefighters, too, did you know that? But hey, if you do not mind all that, go ahead... a crush is a crush, right? ;)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

...what the fuck are you on? Do you not use your legs because you might trip? XD

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I was a firefighter for over 20 years, so I have quite a big sample size to at least anecdotally confirm all what data is quite validly showing.... why you asking (so kindly and well-mannered)?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Frenchies. They're definitely french.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The faces are the best part. Also, I just upvoted you to 69. Nice.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's a dick move

2 years ago | Likes 313 Dislikes 11

Yeah it's a dick move, but it's a funny dick move!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I don't mind it with him doing it long after the hammer is in a safe position again. Bit annoying and such but not the "jesus fuck what the fuck are you doing you moron" sort of stuff we tend to see

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

You must not know any firefighters

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would have been a few seconds earlier.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boys will be boys. Even adult boys.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Nah, he'd have to swing the hammer the opposite direction.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They're playing

2 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 2

With their dicks?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Godamn he made that look so easy... and here's me who struggles to bend over to put socks on.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

who gives a shit, that mofo would have gotten his ass beat if he bitch slapped my head like that

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 24

Well unlike you that man is not insecure, so when it's consensual he doesn't have to posture like a tough guy. Just work on your weaknesses and you will be able to take a playful slap and laugh with your friend too some day.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

baahahahahaahhahahahahah

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Because to you, that's not play.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

anyone who lets someone do that for play is a bitch in my book

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or they have a more robust sense of humor than you. Sheesh, dude, you don't have to base your sense of self-esteem on physical dominance.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure you’re not beating up anyone in these videos

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

oh if you only knew

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1