JoboveReus
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This is a pet, learn.
Apr 8, 2026 3:06 PM
JoboveReus
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This is a pet, learn.
raiker333
Add some color! Looks like an asylum.
Profozpin
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c2YweGN6eWdmb2F4aWk3Ynh3eGw4dGt1a2c5OWE4N2dxc2luNTNodyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/VzwrrgjLyRzJS/200w.webp
RobertAG25772
Carrier pigeon
theyallwenttoMexico
This wouldn't work unless you lived in a hi-rise because it'd be too easy to track the bird multiple times if you lived at ground level.
youresomoney10
"Bitch (better) had my money Birb (probably).
circlebreaker
Same bird? Did the cat die and get replaced by a poodle? Was the dog there originally and hanging out somewhere else in the apartment like the cat is in the new video? So many questions for that pickpocketing Myna bird.
absinthemindedprofessor
A 401(K) I cab abide by.
kaijuuGold
helpin out to pay rent
TheVillageGrouch9000
The Chinese would prosecute harshly. Lots of cameras about to follow the thief.
Yakeshinu
PapaSloth
Give that bird some nice skritches and some tasty bugs to eat.
oozabooza
i always updoot birbs
Gin3r1c
That’s a retirement plan.
hgfurgyhauh4uhghghuhgiqguhniij
Capitalist birb is in big China trouble.
drdorman86350
Chinese birds are surveillance tools of the state. Considering they murdered most of the birds in rural areas decades ago.
Khatapillah
NoCutsNoButsNoCoconuts
https://www.cnet.com/news/privacy/china-launches-high-tech-bird-drones-to-watch-over-its-citizens/
KAPTKipper
A retirement plan any American could dream of.
arajad
"Why does the bird wear a tiny hat?"
"I made it for the tiger, but the bird keeps stealing it."
J4nein4ne
*sneaky bird smile*
demosteness
Gonna be golden
seenunseen
It's illegal to train them to do this
luuukevader
I’m well versed in Bird Law and what you claim, my friend, is simply not true and could be considered slanderous in some Bird Court Rooms.
amundost
Actually?
revasseur
What law?
DarwinsAgain
Well 'finders keepers' is NOT a legal principle as one magistrate commented in a prosecution against someone who immediately started spending a large sum that was accidentally deposited in their bank account. The same laws apply to small sums of money found on the street - but that sort of theft is rarely prosecuted for obvious reasons. In your own country, the laws are probably under the 'unjust enrichment' category (a definition for which I'm sure you can find without my help).
DaisyfromDownunder
No, an Illegal is a sick bird.
joepineapplesindrag
Well done
jerusalemspider
only if you get caught
Imjurbro
China probably has enough cameras to track it.
thedewser
What if they already knew how?
Toqom
I would love to see law enforcement on this.
circlebreaker
Legitimately funny, the thought that they would be any better at catching some guy who trained his bird to steal cash when they can barely keep up with crimes that they can see in person.
Zamerine
I mean, I don't see cops setting up post to catch it in the act and follow it to their master. But were it to happen to me more than once, I would def. do the work myself and showing them video proof of where to find the perpetrator.
It ain't like they're not conspicuous (at least in this vid, I guess you could train them in a smarter way).
J4nein4ne
Gotta have the bird launder the money through a middleman and take circuitous routes to avoid being followed.
perseco
"A bird stole my cash!"
"Well we can't arrest a bird. Did you at least see where it went?"
"That way."
"We'll put out a BOLO. Have a good day." *rips up notes after getting back in their car*
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme0
Gets in the squad car and says to his partner, "they don't even make handcuffs small enough for a bird". Partner just rolls his eyes.