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Source: https://www.instagram.com/alicewinterhold btw she doesn't like being call moaning Myrtle.
Dec 9, 2025 2:09 PM
sweateryams
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Source: https://www.instagram.com/alicewinterhold btw she doesn't like being call moaning Myrtle.
getyourfruitoffmeyoudamndirtygrapes
She's got them Pennywise eyes.
Botticelliii
szpet627
https://imgur.com/offFxac.mp4
Niagaran
Those fucking captions
yeloon
yes, she does
EntropyReign
ah, I was racking my brain last week when i saw this punkydoodles animatic and wondered where the audio was from https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EQxsf-IMctk
AgamemnonsMemes
She do, too.
DataDewDrop
Aquamarine whenever she isn’t capturing renegade gems for the Great Diamond Authority.
lordfwahfnah
She looks a bit like Zooey Deschanel.
I mean she is hot af. God damn
yeancientone
Marry me; I can take the polygamy charges.
GreenFox
I like how the subtitles were exactly where my eyes were already gunna be.
Evo435
That was a funny looking boat.
Zioxyl
Funny looking boat indeed
goflyblind
JohnSatclaire
"a dark and macabre Luna Lovegood" Isn't that just...Luna Lovegood?
sweateryams
I think Luna loved living life more.
JohnSatclaire
Having seen some of Ms. Cottonsox's scientific research, I get the strong impression that she, too, loves living life.
bananabonanza3
Yeah, she’s great! It’s also fairly surprising, but she also has an OF. Her insta content doesn’t really advertise that, which I dig
JimFromMarketing
But she does that anime face stuff which is basically the end of porn for me
THAT'S RIGHT PORN
YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER
ABrokenThing
Why do people like that shit? It looks like the girl is about to puke
DutchBoeremeisie
The moment I saw her walking in that weather with her chest exposed, I thought to myself "bet she has an Of or spicy Patreon". I got pneumonia just by looking at her.
OriginalSyn
Yea I had a similar thought "either it's not actually freezing cold or there is some research material out there"
powwerbottom
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cjJ5YXRzaTU4dHk3OWtqeTg3MGRpZWRrc2ppOXQ3dTIxbzE3N2lkOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/pcf8QQqHF9Bp1YwR7t/200w.webp
AllDemApples
If she didn't like being called moaning myrtle she wouldn't have cosplayed moaning myrtle and made a porn video.
sweateryams
That's news to me.
AllDemApples
Yeah it's on her OF
sweateryams
I didn't know she had one.
AllDemApples
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ODZ2a3pybGhwdTdtc2Q1bGNsemxidHB6OW44NGkza2l6bGNocGlucyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/UK152WVlHPeRW/200w.webp
VastMajorityRule
If I needed Sox, I'd wear Alice Cotton.
57rescraft9
I should put sunscreen on you when you visit. :)
slinkiisu
I'm in love
thisisthefirstoneitried
For posterity
morninggloryshade777
Boy, God threw away the mold after her....
CobainsSarcoma
mold maker couldn't walk for about three weeks and still isn't 100%
RelentlessDevastation
It's not freezing cold, there is not ice. Come to Michigan we'll show you some cold.
Extrasauceplease
*coughs in Canadian
RelentlessDevastation
Never said we were the coldest, but she is treating a mild fall day like it's "freezing cold".
Dustorn
I love how whenever someone talks about it being cold, someone from Michigan - seems like it's always Michigan - will appear just to tell them that they don't actually know what cold is. One of my favorite phenomena, for sure.
IUpvoteFuturama
It's sad there isn't some sort of charitable organization, that ensures every water fowl can have a little lasagna.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
As a treat
Vlaatu
TREAT?
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
NO TREAT!
IUpvoteFuturama
You have to spell it out, otherwise they get excited.
Vigbagina
Sounds like moaning myrtle from Harry Potter.
Niagaran
Moaning like Rowling after getting a trans person banned from something
TheTojo15
she actually did a nsfw video as Moaning Myrtle
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
Oh.
I0VE525P00GE
Where would we need to avoid to ensure we don’t accidentally see it?
tehBob
her OF
CheeseGreaterGood
ILoveTheChipShop
We sometimes visit her village for a dog walk and looking around the place, I am sure she fits in perfectly.
GreenMnM
That was a wonderful walk. +1 10/10. Would do it again
GenXHippie
Moaning Myrtle before the accident?
JimFromMarketing
She moans if that's what you mean
Ivain
"Myrtle was 1950's Luna but darker", headcanon accepted.
Ionico
The murder. It was a murder
GenXHippie
I always thought it was "wrong place, wrong time" but I suppose she was still murdered in the end. I have never thought of it that way.
NecroNikolai13
"It's not my fault professor, Bassey slithered out when I opened the chamber!"
PineappleLoopsBroether
Accident!? … it’s a scandal! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldWhrZXRsMTJleDZ0bmQxajNyeDlwNDhwcW43eXAzbnh2bzB5dDZoaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/M2QMk6niH9qCHPgJsP/giphy.mp4
CammunistManifesto
She sounds like salad fingers.
Ragnarklok
If salad fingers had a kid with moaning myrtle lolol
Cataleast
I was just thinking that. Like... a slightly less creepy Salad Fingers.
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
Who else remembers Salad Fingers!?
flagbasher
MARJORIE STEWART BAXTER...
Ragnarklok
YOU TASTE LIKE SOOT AND POO
powwerbottom
"Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaps"
Whiskeyjelly
I like rusty spoons.
blfpd
me too, lets do a get together
IronCore
pareidoliaperson
Well this my cue to put my phone down. My dopamine blocker...
jaykay006
Salad fingers is how I learned about boards of Canada
xj4low
I love her dark humor too. She comes from a pretty horrible childhood (pretty sure it has sexual abuse) and has several ongoing mental disorders from it. One of which is agoraphobia. Saw a video a while back that interviewed her about her past. Some days she doesn't leave her room while living off of cereal. It makes me happy to see her get outside even if she does avoid people and hanges out at the cemetery all day.
Lutki
Wait is agoraphobia just not leaving your room? Because i thought it was a general fear of being outside. Like i never leave my room(once a week avg), but not because outside scares me, it is the fact that people and loud noises are outside.
xj4low
It's also not being able to find an escape in public places which can lead to a panick attack.
Lutki
Yeah i get those, but again only in public settings with more than a couple of people or loud noises. Like I can't go to the grocery store around lunch or in the afternoon without having panic attacks and basically fleeing, or waiting rooms or public transport, or crowded streets or parks with loud noises.
xj4low
Do headphones help to keep the noise down or is it more or is it more of sensory overload due to movement and crowds? I've noticed Alice here usually has headphones around her neck when venturing out.