This was my face reading it as well. I've been off imgur for a while and didn't know if I had missed a huge chunk of deep memelore or something to explain it.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment. Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
I literally squirted milk out my nose at “and her hands” and had to leave the room while my kids kept asking what’s so funny. And I can’t explain to them.
i am not going to look it up for fear that this will affect what ads i will be shown, but i wonder if there are competitions to write the "best" bad smut possible?
Try looking it up with ">k">o.com"">">">k">o.com">">kgo.com">duckduckgo.com searx.org ecosia.org or startpage.com
I think nobody should be using google or bing except for very very specific things (driving instructions, movie listings, and if nothing else worked.) I haven't used google more than once a month in a long time.
Also, try visiting librewolf.net and using a browser that is automatically set up to block trackers and advertising. It's extremely user-friendly. For mobile, try Vivaldi browser.
My GPU is busy training embeddings so I loaded up Qwen 3B on my phone and after jailbreaking it did... Okay. I asked it to write badly written sex scene but it kept doing a decently written scene between two people who were bad at sex. But in many attempts I got classic line. "He growled as he fumbled at her clasp, trying to sound like a sexual tiger but coming off more like a confused bear trying to get into a garbage can."
AI porn will be used by studios to pump out a bunch of bullshit that will clog up the free sites, sure, but whatever people want will be made. Porn is forever 🌈
I agree with you. It can be great (not as a rule, some is hot trash). But people used to make a living drawing that for people to enjoy. AI takes that from them. And then....you know... painters and story writers and analysts and a whole bunch of shit people do that is becoming replaced by AI work so that a company has to pay less salaries.
Sorry to make it an ethical dilemma, but don't support AI until we all reap the benefits equally.
What are you talking about? It's so lifeless it's awful, and that's when there aren't glaring issues like extra fingers or three dozen images in the exact same pose
Believe it or not, this is just a funny woman. Hilarious that so many people assume it’s a bot or AI rather than believe a woman can be funny on purpose.
It's so obviously not a bot either. A bot would be wrong it ways hard to articulate, this is very clearly a deliberate attempt at making unsexy writings.
VinnyVeritas
Better than much of social media commentary/ titles/ background
jethroismaxbaer5772
heller8790
Sir, Kindly Explain yourself?
Endocrom
UncleVenoM
Oh man just realized who this was, she's hilarious in I Think You Should Leave and just in general
LNRO
"My tables! They're dirty !"
horseman05
GrumpyOldMillennial
This was my face reading it as well. I've been off imgur for a while and didn't know if I had missed a huge chunk of deep memelore or something to explain it.
enkrypt3d
wait the rod goes on the INSIDE and the balls on the OUTSIDE! what in the sam hell are we doing here!?
theytastelikeburning
This isn’t AI…posted many years ago. There’s a whole series of tweets /gallery/qHw1nuF
MrStealYourGiF
"We trained EL James on her own previous output and this is what she wrote.."
Kyzyl
And then they had perfectly normal human sex, like the way humans do: with their skin and organs, and secretions and such.
ChelVanin
Goofy sex can be fun
macrolet
A-hyuk!
TresusIbor
Pokin the hokin
slayston
Everyone here bending over backwards just so they can find a reason to be angry lol. This isn't AI....you all getting mad about a person being goofy.
vakler
She pushed the upvote button that had no bones but was naturally boneless.
ErindorGhostPope
Jeez, how much more porn do we need on the internet for the bots to learn how sex works?
QuitLookinAtMineAim
Her boobs were there
Becker37
Dude, I'm down
donsterkay
"his solenoids clicked and his pump ticked, she lost lubrication oil at a high rate and soiled the drop cloth". AI porn
booshenator
unshaved and naturally hairless? By Gawd that is the hawtest thing I've heard all week!
tomatoboy
AI version of she breasted boobily.
gigglefitsmcgee9000
She's a comedian you're not cool enough to have heard of.
FlannaganTheRed
last time i made this comment it got modded lol
RedAppleSoda
This was originally posted in Jan of 2019 and ChatGPT was initially released in Nov of 2022.
tomatoboy
Dang, she must be who it is trying to emulate then!
SwonkyWiking
Doesn't mean that people didn't have access to AI language models before that.
Alzeido
Humans made Ai before ChatGBT
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
And some websites had AI writing news articles in 2016. Chatgpt doesn't have a monopoly on being a horrible ai.
RedAppleSoda
I can’t prove she didn’t use AI, but I suspect she wrote it by putting her face in a hat and seeing spiritual light from a seer stone.
ELKronos
So a time traveling AI then?
RedAppleSoda
IgnisInvictus
She arched her back that was unshaved but was naturally hairless...
Um...
Who fed the AI pony porn?
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Who indeed... *Stares pointedly at @ElbowDeepInAHorse *
ElbowDeepInAHorse
ONE TIME
gablestout
IgnisInvictus
Lol!
SalmonMax
Ye'd best start believin' in AI scrapin' algorithms! YER IN ONE!!
Taltos111
Well, I'm horny now...
enheru
Uh, aren't backs normally hairless?
FlannaganTheRed
only if you believe hollywood beauty standards
tomatoboy
Mine sure isn’t.
JPRiddles
Only the palms of your hands and the soles of your feet are naturally hairless
howlongcanyoumakeausernameseriouslywhatisthecharactererlimit
In my head this tweet was narrated by Philomena Cunk
Flash82
Funny how his "rod" is capitalized...
amp99
redundancy
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
GlowstickJedi
18th Century: 'Hither, my love, come, that I may in your lovely ass'.
Late 20th Century: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qHvwalOH8w
Fauxyuwu
"stir up my fuck" is amazing
naatch
Would you like some making fuck
naatch
BERSERKERRRRRRR
dogfavoriter
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment. Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
guitarfourtysix
bingotown
I literally squirted milk out my nose at “and her hands” and had to leave the room while my kids kept asking what’s so funny. And I can’t explain to them.
Feralkyn
"and her hands" oh my god
dogfavoriter
It's not every day you find erotic fiction packed with zeugmas.
Feralkyn
TIL a NEW WORD woo
LordKitchenersValet
Honestly, I think this is too creative and interesting to be even suspected of AI involvement.
It's intentionally hilariously terrible, and I think it kinda succeeds.
AntennaDibb
i am not going to look it up for fear that this will affect what ads i will be shown, but i wonder if there are competitions to write the "best" bad smut possible?
LordKitchenersValet
Try looking it up with ">k">o.com"">">">k">o.com">">kgo.com">duckduckgo.com searx.org ecosia.org or startpage.com
I think nobody should be using google or bing except for very very specific things (driving instructions, movie listings, and if nothing else worked.) I haven't used google more than once a month in a long time.
Also, try visiting librewolf.net and using a browser that is automatically set up to block trackers and advertising. It's extremely user-friendly. For mobile, try Vivaldi browser.
akefay
My GPU is busy training embeddings so I loaded up Qwen 3B on my phone and after jailbreaking it did... Okay. I asked it to write badly written sex scene but it kept doing a decently written scene between two people who were bad at sex. But in many attempts I got classic line. "He growled as he fumbled at her clasp, trying to sound like a sexual tiger but coming off more like a confused bear trying to get into a garbage can."
Sebastopol140
AI porn will kill porn.
innagaddavidababy
Doubt
euphoricopportunity
I like the extra fingers though.
lilbrother
theworldcouldbeflat
I think the Incest stuff on Pornhub is doing that too...
manhands
AI porn will be used by studios to pump out a bunch of bullshit that will clog up the free sites, sure, but whatever people want will be made. Porn is forever 🌈
StinkySauce
Nothing can ever kill porn.
HufflePuffPuff
You ever tried jerking to a shadow puppet show?
BrockEffingSamson
The hedgehog?
gablestout
Legally, I'm not allowed to answer that question
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I'm actually okay with that for now. AI rule 34 is great!
Icouri
I agree with you. It can be great (not as a rule, some is hot trash). But people used to make a living drawing that for people to enjoy. AI takes that from them. And then....you know... painters and story writers and analysts and a whole bunch of shit people do that is becoming replaced by AI work so that a company has to pay less salaries.
Sorry to make it an ethical dilemma, but don't support AI until we all reap the benefits equally.
DarkZalgo
What are you talking about? It's so lifeless it's awful, and that's when there aren't glaring issues like extra fingers or three dozen images in the exact same pose
BlueDsc
Yeah, it looks so off putting I hate when I stumble upon it.
Nunyabeez74
Bruh have you tried looking at rule 34 lately? 90% shit ai. It already is killing porn
FluteBustingPrussian
You're joking right?
HufflePuffPuff
Judy Hopps deserves better!
Icouri
Hard maybe. I've seen a lot of great stuff. It's killing people who made money making porn (loss of income). And that is where I take umbrage with it.
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
I am beginning to suspect this bot has never had sex in its entire existence.
3Davideo
Much like many smut writers.
Heavenissize17socks
Well, there was this one time, at band camp?
RedAppleSoda
Believe it or not, this is just a funny woman. Hilarious that so many people assume it’s a bot or AI rather than believe a woman can be funny on purpose.
xlr82xs
Weird, the post this comment is on doesn't contain anyone being funny.
slayston
Sorry about your sense of humor. Regardless this wasn't written by a bot nor was it meant to be taken seriosly...yet somehow here we are.
TheSpaceMonkee
randomwalrus
Humour is stored in the clitoris, which doesn't exist, therefore women cannot be funny. It is just basic science.
scatter
Of course the clitoris doesn't exist, it's unreasonable for a dog to be that big or that red.
eronth
It's so obviously not a bot either. A bot would be wrong it ways hard to articulate, this is very clearly a deliberate attempt at making unsexy writings.
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Are you saying it isn't binary?
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
I’m not saying it’s Ternary.
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
There is a Quantum of truth there.
Eramik
The best kind of truth, both true and untrue at the same time.
SalmonMax
But alas, not of solace.