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It's like they are trying their best to look cool but some smiles are coming throug, haha
I don't know why, but I find this way too funny
And the hot chocolate is in reality white wine
That Santa looks pretty cool. I'll allow it
Yes please! I'll take two
Draaaaama queen
WHY IS THE DUCK BLINDFOLDED?!?
Hehe
Happy Thursday guys!
ColClone54
#6 No, no no! That's the plot of Bubba Ho-tep. Do you even know who Bruce Campbell is? Damned kids these days...
FisheswithDynamite
#5 this Santa looks like a bearded Michael Meyers, and that's terrifying and cool.
bmwcrafters
The only difference between torture and surgery is anesthesia
ZebraCockSandwich
I think /intention/ is actually an important factor here. torture=intent to harm. surgery=intent to help
rssplowman
#6
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PyroDragon
Are you even listening?
iamdanman
FisheswithDynamite
#3 this is a place I want to eat at. All the time.
Richter12x2
#12 You shouldn't remove the crust, it tastes just like the rest of the wound.
TheHuntedSnark
#2 *wolves
poscduke
*chonky raccoons
magentasponge
Woofs
Doefke
#12 platelets? Is that the actual English word for them?
optimusgoose
Yes: Platelets (thrombocytes) are colorless blood cells that help blood clot.
EvilKam
Here, I fixed #2 up for you https://i.gyazo.com/34ba258207d554cf5dbde75b8a98c512.png
Miiaka
Thanks!
iamdanman
MonteCristo1985
#8 is me everytime I explain to people that bell pepper colors are levels of ripeness and not varieties. No one ever believes it.
ZebraCockSandwich
I'm willing to bet this is because they sell "green peppers" "red peppers" and "yellow peppers" in different seed packs.... hilariously 1/2
ZebraCockSandwich
they are usually right next to a seed pack that shows all 3 growing on the same plant sold as a 'variety bush' or some shit. 2
cattothelibrarian
#15 This is what subtitles are for.
optimusgoose
#12 crust tho ...
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
#24 Jorts probably, sans-butter
Nikolai5
#1 If they're anything like the goths I knew, they're actually loving it.
ZebraCockSandwich
hell ya. I did this when I was a young punk, we loved getting pictures with Santa at the mall. Santa seemed to enjoy it just as much!
DidItForScience
#1 is a popular thing to do. In fact some people dress up as mall goths just to do it. (But I think these are real mall goths.)
Drakitomon
I actually dated the girl to Santa's right. Her mom is to the left. She was 15 in this photo. I met her the summer of 97.
Drakitomon
She was 17 then and I was 18. We dated for 1.5 years.
Miiaka
Ah cool! In Sweden mall Santas isn't that big of a deal so that wasn't really a thing when I was a mall goth ?
LyraTheLycan
The others are just posers
ZebraCockSandwich
Goths and punks still love santa! when I was a teen I was punk (goth and grunge friends + 1 cheerleader) and we all went to see mall Santa
Thetiredmechanic
I feel like you're trying to tell me Rasputin is just necromanced Santa
Yerban
That's a good dump! Thank you
Miiaka
TheHuntedSnark
#13
rtysiiik1
#5 Rob Zombie is Santa
crushingbore
That's Rasputin.
spaceystacey
Yeah, what the heck was happening there? I couldn't decide if it was Cousin Itt or a wild beard!
GravityOtter
A few new to me thanks op
aFadingMemory
#3 Gorditos in Seattle! The are as amazing as you'd hope based on the menu.
aFadingMemory
(You WILL have to listen to someone from California wank about how superior Cali burritos are while you wait in line though)
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Lol this sounds like this comes from experience huh
FireOpal0830
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RuleofThree
Hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps. Hot chocolate and amaretto. Hot chocolate... Or just white wine. I guess!
fandsor
Hot chocolate and Kahula.
Miiaka
Hot chocolate and.... White wine?
RuleofThree
I accept! I shall have one of each and raise them both to your idea.
Miiaka
I very much approve of this! You have to say which I'd the best ?
DukeNeukam
Who thought the Kool Aid Man's Kool Aid was pee??
dmelt253
Peeing on everyone or bleeding on everyone; which one gonna make you say “Oh Yeah!”
PinbotWizard
I do now. That's pretty much how I feel at 2am these days.
L1NS4S4URUS
Either way, that one made me thirsty.
quelin
pee can also be blood!
Diofant
That makes those kids in commercials with him, vampires.
GrumpyFatPants
Blood is inside. Pee is inside. Blood = pee.
KremeBrulee
Flawless logic
Megapyton66
Inside you there are 2 wolves. One is blood, and one is pee.
sihark
i mean idk about pee but milk is just filtered blood soooo blood=milk
tradiuz
All bodily fluids are filtered blood.
FeelTheTingle
Can he survive without the Kool aid? I always assumed he was the glass and the Kool Aid was just a thing he did for fun
lhug
All your questions will be answered by MatPat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuZ14w_g3WA
EnchantingWzrdOfRiven
But he’s the Kool Aid Man not the Glass Pitcher Man. Like, the Muffin Man only makes muffins, right?
lhug
see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuZ14w_g3WA =)
FeelTheTingle
Muffin man isn’t made of muffins, it’s what he’s known for. I think it’s the same thing here
astromoondoggie
But the ice cream man isn’t made of ice cream. I’ve checked.
FeelTheTingle
https://youtu.be/Ztod_SH0LSQ
EnchantingWzrdOfRiven
This is new evidence I hadn’t seen before!
FeelTheTingle
It’s a game changer
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Obviously not pee, he has no balls to store it in. Has to be blood.
ColoneISanders
OH YEAH!
moustic
You're... You're joking right?? Tell me you're joking
NZSheeps
You don't have blood in your pee?
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
skaroreg
He IS the ball to store it in
BigTex1
OHGODBEEEES
Huh…I had no idea…
FrontlineWater
They said pee, not semen
powwerbottom
We try not sexualize the koolaid man
FrontlineWater
This is the internet, EVERYTHING GETS SEXUALIZED eventually
itsnerfherderornothing
Wooooooooosh
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
You missed the joke good sir or madam
sihark
pee is stored in the balls and semen in the prostate
AwetasticAdventures
Wrong. Pee is stored in my mattress. That's why I don't have to pee when I wake up, unlike you amateurs.
ZebraCockSandwich
checkmate, atheists.