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nasukkin
"Somehow, I returned."
FeedTheNachoMan
Damn, sure hope the Ewoks didn't pick up Chuck Norris's homophobia.
Thank god Marlon Brando used his build-a-bear trip to make the Wookies.
UncleRat
I was watching Star Wars: The Force Awakens with someone who had never seen one of the films, and after fifteen minutes, she turned to me and said, "This isn't very funny." "It isn't a comedy. It's a drama." "Oh, come on!" It has been dead to me ever since.
OxJunk
Idk why i read this in trumps voice.
Akule
Probably due to hyping up Chuck Norris.
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/chuck-norris-warns-1000-years-darkness-obama-elected/story?id=17152039
Sechran
Trump couldn't put together a sentence that witty.
raknor88
A story as old as time. A Sith apprentice betrayed and killed their master. A right of passage really.
pandemicpolemic
I want an Ewok Sith apprentice to ace a master. An Ewok Sith Lord would be scary as hell. All cuddly looking and suddenly you’ve been fried by Fuzzy Bear Force Lightning
Z0op
And afaik, they eat people, hence they had a dress for leia laying around and were about to roast the rebels on a spit.
They are scary mofo’s with sticks, now give one dark force powers and a lightsaber.
Yib yib
DontTazeMeBrah
I wanted evil Ewoks resurrecting Palpatine
BryanTenn
But they fully controlled him using a special ancient version of the Force call the Fur.
HashMaster9k
Evil Ewoks, you say?
DontTazeMeBrah
This is.. this is, something
AtsaMattaForMe
BryanTenn
Same face I make when watching a cop show and the entire police dept is working really hard to solve a high profile murder versus just finding somebody to pin it on.
TheSwedishMoose
VincitQuiSeVincit
god, the new trilogy sucked.
synallagma
Well the same was said about the prequel trilogy.
UncleIrohnman
...which sucked
synallagma
By me, i said it and many more. Also i overheard some youths talking and they think the new trilogy were amazing :(
Wasnbo
I'm 37, I hold the opinion that aside from a few admittedly major narrative flaws, the sequel trilogy is pretty good. 7/10.
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tangent
At least it was trying to tell a consistent story and got better as it went.
RainierCamino
Even as he delivers the line Oscar Isaac looks like, "This is the dumbest fucking twist ... "
Sunegami
He looks so tired it makes me cackle every time
Lazarillo
"If they'd actually had a coherent plan, I could've been iconic for decades. Dammit, JJ..."
malachilenomade
And then along came Moon Knight
RainierCamino
There is something I want another season of.
HashMaster9k
PTKrieg
He turned in a brilliant performance. And then he turned around, gave another brilliant performance, and a neat little cameo to boot.
RainierCamino
Seriously. Don't get me wrong, Oscar Isaac is an extremely talented actor. But I gotta wonder if he read that script and was like, "Fuck you JJ, I should've been the next 'Han Solo'."
Z0op
Ever seen the reactions of the actors of Game of Thrones when they were reading the scripts for the last season(s)? Mostly Varys you can see putting the script aside with a face “this is fucking dumb” (and his death and the actions that lead up to it, were indeed incredibly dumb, but so was the rest of it).
RainierCamino
Oh yeah, I remember that train wreck. I don't know how you have a reaction like that from your own fucking cast and still go, "This is a good idea!"