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We've enjoyed many recipes so far from this cook book but at what price.
Sep 17, 2021 3:49 AM
CakeIsALie227
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We've enjoyed many recipes so far from this cook book but at what price.
TK421isAFK
Sounds like you found the Tuscan and Florentine chapters and are full of leafy leafy brassica.
XXXSpork
Fresh garlic can do that
AegisXIV
So... what you're saying is you've created a renewable source of natural gas?
stoutde
It'll pass.
albester
... wind.
ebonyfaery
This made me DIRTY cackle. My SO and I started farting within two weeks of knowing one another and I'm TERRIBLE for it.
zortroz
itsthevoiceman
And the book is...?
OnionTunaPizzaLover
UncleMartha
My gf has some gut biome issues and as a result she belches A LOT. She's embarrassed by it, but I've been coaching her on projecting them.
aniceboulder
If it's beans I have the same issues - cannot eat beans without having to quarantine myself from others so I can fart as necessary
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
@OP should get her a butt plug
CakeIsALie227
She has enough already
glovelyday
Welcome to the real world.
cryborg
Eindride
And this is not scripted, he made it up on the spot:D
bguerin2
EXACTLY what I thought of thank you for posting
Kittyswitch
I bet you are too, be honest.
perlsucks
At least it's a Mediterranean Wildebeast
ravnsulter
I don't see how that makes it better. Must be worse.
CakeIsALie227
True
TheLegendaryBonk
PressMyButtonsBaby
bigdog838
light a candle next to her, look on the bright side
weirdstock3000
xXxSTEVOxXx
How does a wildebeast fary exactly tho. Is it big? Loud? Often? Bassy? Squirty? Like what are the physical attributes?!
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
Loud, prolonged.
whoisthisguy
Is she single yet?
CakeIsALie227
Lemme ask her
GothamGalInsomniac
Probiotics and digestive enzymes will fix that!
dottmatrix35
How dare you break wind before me?
hessay12
Take it in like a fine wine... Then, never discuss it!
Hibs06
Heating bills should be lower as we head into winter.
STEVIERAYK
So the farting is something Gnu?
Caboune
Kinky.
Zergele
A couple that farts together, stays together.
Magicmeow
kaijumolester
A couple of farts and they go to another room together.
apieceofclaythatweighsatonne
Only difference is before she was trying to hide it. Similar to slurping being a compliment in some societies...
Bobbbyyy
The faster you eat the more you like it imo
CakeIsALie227
She never been one to hide it haha
HeraldOfTheBadger
Your colors are backwards
ProbablyJustPlants
Spoiler: he didn't want new foods but is enjoying the chaos it created.
HeraldOfTheBadger
Farty wife is rad.
ProbablyJustPlants
Hahaha! Some people just want to watch the world burn. ...or fart.
flyingnetherlander
If there’s a lot of beans like garbanzo, hummus, etc. add more rice to your diet. Your body needs the full protein chain to digest properly.
flyingnetherlander
*Wife’s diet, more critically, by the sounds of it. And it may take like twice as much rice by volume than the beans you eat.
TerribleDawn
The full what?
tasinpterodactyl
I don’t think this is true. Complementary protein diets were disproven a while ago. Flatulence is from the fiber.
flyingnetherlander
Interesting. I’ve gone vegan and vegetarian on 2 different occasions and quit for this reason. The I learned about rice. Got any sauce?
tasinpterodactyl
I don’t have a source on digestion and absorption of amino acids, I learned about it in biochem and none are dependent on the others for
tasinpterodactyl
Proper digestion/absorption, they function completely independent of one another. You still need all essentials but timing is not important
dwolvin
Any large change in diet can cause it, it will go away if you keep eating healthy. (Assuming it's healthy Mediterranean)
ivvarish
Hopefully! But there could also be intolerances to certain new stuff or higher quantitties.
RocketKokket
My family is from the Mediterranean and I can confirm I definitely farted a lot less when I lived at home
Ninjainslippers
Can confirm. I went vegetarian for a while. Really bad gas for the first two weeks. Gut bacteria has to adjust for digestion.
voidmain
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2289171-men-fart-more-when-eating-a-plant-based-diet-due-to-good-gut-bacteria/
CakeIsALie227
This is very true. Definitely enjoying eating more heathly as well
voidmain
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2289171-men-fart-more-when-eating-a-plant-based-diet-due-to-good-gut-bacteria/
CunningLinguistAndMasterDebater
Sounds like a good book. Which one is it?
FancyAmsterdammerrrr
@op what's the cookbook?
WaffleBrat
I would also like to know
tasinpterodactyl
Bean-o is made for this type of flatulence if it’s bugging her. Always ask doctor before going rouge. Or bathe in farts, either way
zanoii
@op if you cut carbs you might get a (really) bad breath for a few weeks.
zanoii
Also the farts you have now is nothing compared to those you’ll experience when you go back to your old diet.
wHatThEQuAk
Why would u cut carbs?
zanoii
I lost 10 kg in less than a year by cutting carbs. Without increasing exercise.
dwolvin
Air fry cauliflower and Brussels sprouts!
UncleAndross
To cover up the smell??
CakeIsALie227
On for the recipes was roasted brussel sprouts with dried cranberries
ApolloSierra
Are you trying to kill him? That's a deadly combination my friend.
dwolvin
Not roasted/air fried (imho/ymmv)
TerribleDawn
But it's premium fart material
fuckbuoy
I ate kale last week and thought I'd developed arse cancer a few hours later. I shat out a full leaf, as well as my soul. Fuck kale.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
https://www.npr.org/2015/03/19/393823329/the-best-piece-of-trivia-you-learned-this-week-pizza-hut-edition Don’t eat the decorations.
ScorpionSage
You’re not a rabbit. Cut it up and sauté that shit.
Kittynomnoms
If you're not used to eating large amounts of leafy greens, this can happen to you. Not enough gut bacteria that breaks down plants.
dwolvin
Chew it, it'll hurt much less...
FrozenOrange
Magicmeow
TheLastBootyBender
If you cook it in coconut oil it makes it much easier to scrape into the trash
ministryofpeace
Your bloodline is weak and history will forget your passing
Feralkyn
From the thumbnail I thought this was something wildly different
Feralkyn
You swallowed a whole-ass leaf?? wtf dude
fuckbuoy
It was oven roasted, I chewed that bad boy abs swallowed as you would any other veg. But no... Kale is evil
whosthemorefoolishthefoolorthefoolwhofollows
Cut into thin strips(chiffonade), use in salads, omelets, ect. Sorry. I felt the need to defend kale.
TheOtherBoleynGirl
Won't somebody think of the kale?!
whosthemorefoolishthefoolorthefoolwhofollows
Kneeling, arms outstretched, screaming at the sky: "Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale!!!"
CP3oh
I don't care how popular Kale is. It's always going to be Guinea Pig food to me. Might as well eat grass like I'm livestock.
TerribleDawn
It might be healthy but there seem to be very few ways to make it actually edible. It's tough green cardboard.
ameranthe
I like it in chopped salads, personally. Crunchy. Also, its good in some soups.
TerribleDawn
I should try it in salads. I admit I personally gave up on kale after making and tasting kale chips
JaromirAzarov
I made fresh coleslaw recently. It was delicious but the rest of the family didn't like it and neither did my bowels. No more coleslaw...
homoerection
If your system is kicking back coleslaw you may need to do some work on your gut. COLESLAW FOR LIFE!
dwolvin
If you can't handle 'slaw, that's an indication you really need some veggies in your diet. (And I'm no vegetarian)
JaromirAzarov
I eat vegetables every day, just not raw cabbage...
batmanbumantics
Did it taste fizzy? That's an indication it's gone out of date
JaromirAzarov
No, I made it fresh and ate it 2 days later.
arp271
Try eating some kimchi now and then. I used to have issues with raw cabbage but don't anymore. Kraut might do the same thing.
SatanicSpirals
Kimchi is so freaking good.
JaromirAzarov
I'm German so I eat Sauerkraut from time to time. Never have a problem with that, but the raw stuff really didn't agree with me...
sjleegketting
Boil it with potatoes until they are soft. Drain. Add bacon/Union gravy. Mash. Add smoked sausage on the side. Dutch winter food.
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
Yeah, plenty of German recipes with kale too. Always find it hilarious when people 'discover a new superfood'
sjleegketting
Example: https://www.internationalcuisine.com/dutch-boerenkool-stamppot/
Hakunayatata
This sounds like my kinda comfort food omg
sjleegketting
The Dutch kitchen has a few varieties on this. Mainly with traditional winter veggies like carrots, endive, chicory. Should be easy to find.
sjleegketting
Oh and they're usually supereasy to make and very satisfying (calory bombs). Perfect comfort food for cold days.
LordAndSaviourBirdJesus
You mean to tell me kale is actually good when I combine it with.. *checks notes* potatoes, bacon and sausages?
LordAndSaviourBirdJesus
A piece of cardboard would be tasty when you add bacon and potatoes to it. Fuck kale.
ZeldaShotFirst
@angelfuzz
ThomasThundersword
my ma has an amazing recipe for rainbow chard. sauté diced sweet onion, bacon bits (using bacon fat ofc as your grease) and the chard>
LordAndSaviourBirdJesus