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Minny is a fat, food driven ball oh furry love. She's smart, and also a sweet, affectionate bunny. She loves crackers, but isn't allowed to eat them (she's on a fresh greens diet). She'll swipe my snacks to steal a bite, but often didn't get the spoils of her plan- I'd clean it up and get it away from her before she can savor the morsel. So she learned to fling the package and jump around. With the crackers now all over my front room, she had enough time to swipe a cracker and run off with it. She's a clever little schitzski, but I love her!
Grrrg
Why don't you just put the rabbit away before the crackers
MauditPikachu
Rabbits are very smart and I see that each day, I have 4 bunny.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Had a few as a kid. Can confirm some can be surprisingly affectionate and cuddly.
craz3d
My rabbit was a bitch. Always fuckin biting me. Gave her away. Hope she got eaten by something.
manu2121
Fuck you
Mykho
Smart Dutch rabbit. They can be a handful.
TheyCallMeAsshole
snowfork
That's just a little terrifying
forreallyandfortrue
52 Pickup muthfuckas
Mcknizzle
Rabbits are fuzzy
Scixzor
Just... Clean up the rabbit before the crackers...
Grrrg
Maybe if they've been outsmarted by a rabbit they deserve to be doing things the hard way.
ktblanch02
Gank ..... haven't heard that word on a long time my friend !
rssplowman
Awwwww yiiiisssss! Mothafuckin crackers!
YourUserNameIsWittierThanMine
Congratulations! You found the saltine!
imsofuckingfuture
Dutch rabbits are amazing pets, they've got HUGE personalities. I had a Dutch rabbit as my first pet. Miss him so bad. RIP Kudo: 2004-2017
GrampaJack
+1 for "ganks"
EnderMoth
Mine stole a vanilla wafer right out of a bowl on my lap and liked it better than any of the actual treats I've gotten her *ungrateful bun
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Why u let?
CaptGunpowder
Where I'm from, smart bunnies become oven-roasted bunnies. Especially if they steal crackers
aintyomamaskoolaid
I hope you eat the ones she didn't
TexanPaul117
Take my upvote for the proper use of the word 'Gank'
LCCyncity
Mine was the same! God forbid you would open a bag of chips...she'd give a little nip. But she was uber affectionate and sweet as anything!
whywecanthavenicethings
+1 for gank
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
Hi, I'm 32, do I get to use this word?
LordSithis
It's a term for kill/destroy, so sure. I hear it plenty from 50+ year olds on eve online
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
Oh nice! I learned something new.
DucksBunniesGalore
I'm 33, so I think you're good.
whywecanthavenicethings
as a fellow 32 year old, i don't see why not.
FloridaIsTooHot
Nice weedv
AtMetaphase
I swear the dutch bunnies are smarter than other breeds.
AdrianAmato
Mine would flip the contents of his litter box into his food if I gave him food he didn't like, knowing I'd have to replace the food.
awklien
My bunnies do this with their little hands too. They act all nice then slam their mitts on the foods ????
ZombiesAndZoos
https://imgur.com/rLb9FEd My bunny, Alice, does the same thing with popsicle sticks.
IkeaSpotter
Cute bunny and cute ikea rug! +1
justanotheruserwithtoomuchtodo
We have the same rug
IkeaSpotter
It's a lovely colour! +1 for you!
ZOMGNO
@OP What do you mean by a fresh greens diet... unless she grazes herself, just giving her grass will make her ill, so just curious.
nacadwe
Clever girl....
Kilsim1v
Is that a weed tin on your coffee table?
Cipher915
Kinda looks like pistachios or something.
Kilsim1v
In what world is that -either shake or possibly wood stove pellets - look to you like pistachios? Get your eyes checked homes
DreadPierateRoberts
If so that is a fair bit of weed
HmmmNoSirIDontLikeIt
If so, you wanna hang out? I have seasons 1-11 of the Simpsons!
Kilsim1v
I have Kodi.
DucksBunniesGalore
Lol, no. Because of her diet, I make healthy treats. It's a finely ground hay called Critical Care. I make it into little pellets for her.
leopardg
Is food pellets
DucksBunniesGalore
Yup! I make special hay treats for her since she's on a diet.
NZSheeps
Why do you think the rabbit has the munchies?
TheRealBrebby
That shit is brown. Worst shake bag ever
Kilsim1v
Agreed
DucksBunniesGalore
No worries, it's actually hay treats I make for her training sessions. With pets, the weed gets put away so they don't get into it lol
megsovereasy
serious question. Can you teach a bunny to go in a litter box? I alway wonder if those people who let their rabbit out and about in their 1/
megsovereasy
house end up with poops all over the place or the bunny knows to go in it's cage. I'd like a bunny someday.
LoveTheShiningWire
ZOMGNO
Hey! Had 5 bunnies in my life! Yes you can! PM me for hardcore details, but the short answer is YES, but the younger the better, and fixed!