HesProbablyFine
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#marvel
EDIT: Send hammers.
May 3, 2018 3:42 AM
HesProbablyFine
109282
1574
71
#marvel
EDIT: Send hammers.
teenageasshat
Please stop posting this. Please.
Kintess
Typical dad
NandTandTmake3
No, he’s Thor: God of Ax (with Groot arm for a handle)
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
God, I love this movie. Honestly, it might be the best one the more I think about it. For sure the most fun one.
labbejr
By Norwegian translation he -IS- Tor with the Hammer.. sooo..
LookingOutAtTheDoomedEarthSheBreathedaSighAsEverythingHadBecome
This was the first movie Sam Neil and Jeff Goldblum did together since the first Jurassic Park.
BloodyGingers
Nailed it.
BurgerExplosion
HA i get it
besn
Joshua1
small G, son.
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
Impotence. It can even happen to The God Of Thunder
englebertfistybuns
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
It's just not the same, huh buddy?
englebertfistybuns
Mrdrewbeats
Did it pull you off?
englebertfistybuns
SurprisedTurtle
Hes God of Sparkles
FuckMeSidewaysOnALoafOfBread
We want the god of bread, we DESERVE the god of bread
SherrieSpencer
No, he is Jeff the God of Biscuits
SherrieSpencer
or more likely Simon the God of Hairdos
yourewelcomee
*Lord of Hammers
KraftyKev
But he is god of axes in IW
DiastaticPower
What did you fix? Was that not the line?
bigconffc
Maybe the eye ?
swifter66
Add a googly eye over it?
thesmelge
/a/NHMkgES You're welcome.
BurgerExplosion
I think it originally said "what are you? God of hammers?" But above is the actual quote
inevermadeone
Old one had Thor replaced with the
hnk416
I just recently watched that for the first time and honestly it's exactly as goody and fun as it needed to be. Also, Immigrant Song!!
GearheadT1010
That scene though
aehrtl
SolidRD
Just rewatched this with my dad yesterday and doctor strange
1UP2
thor
calyxium
I loved this because I was right there with Thor. "Without his hammer, how's he gonna fight?!" "Damn, Odin that's a good point!"
NaughtButOne
I know I'm in the minority, but I really liked the serious bits of Thor. Hopkin's Odin, in particular. "I love you, my sons..." I teared up.
CoeusDarksoul
Seriously. He knew Loki would shape up & everything... sooo good!
mIfsia
God of Hamsters
Garouleloup
Go for the eyes Boo!
AHan777
With Odin scent of Elderberries
ChadBitchin
Except for the first movie, where losing the hammer took away all his powers.
TheSwedishCryptid
That would mean that whenever he throws it, he would lose all his powers. But nope, he can magic it magically return to him.
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
In the comics there was originally a time limit. If he doesn't hold the hammer for 30 seconds he reverts to Donald Blake.
TheSwedishCryptid
Blake... Literally just got flashbacks to the "sub teacher" from Key and Peele
SirIdontcare
No, Odin took away all his powers, then put an enchantment on the hammer that who ever has it, has Thors power.
EmissaryofGondor
Now, whomever owns the hammer is Thor.
xSquirrelly
The problem I have is that before Odin claimed they were NOT gods then in Ragnarok everyone was back to being gods. Which is it?!
Garouleloup
Don't worry bout it
TerryCrews
Yes.