Oct 30, 2021 1:51 PM
AsshatTheCat
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Chris12052
Step sis is home alone stuck under the table again.
Stragul
"my parents aren't home" running man thingy...
NecroNikolai13
Didn't make sense not to love for fun
FlyingTigerRose
Looks like he stole that bike...
t4d3jkVillain
ArsenalThePhoenix
why were they filming him already?
apartejongeman
Even Apeldoorn bellen
temposaur
A Moment earlier: "My parents aren't home "
MagicOrpheus310
Holy crack that dude is on a mission!
tokennametaken
"gotta poop, gotta poop, gotta poop!"
blubberingbastard
There goes Hardcore Henry
TomVoxe
Ahhh Rotterdam. Never change.
Thoughtfullyshynoob
My logical side: He must be a theft, My humorous side: Must've gotten a "home alone" text from his significant other
pm1001
So how come this was being filmed like that?
ourari
He was going at speed through a pedestrian area not meant for scooters, so maybe that's why they started recording.
ThicclikePaulBunyan
Or maybe it's only a stunt for a movie and that was shot by a cast member.
RoyalOss
Looks like the Netherlands, so probally not.
OdinHeathen
Girl called, her parents aren't home.
AdultPersistentAngst
@Shenaniganz80 some serious shenanigans.
lietotheelderly
“Your honor this isn’t a hit and run it’s shenanigans!” “Maximum sentence and you’re disbarred.”
fapular
salikarn
Someone stole a moped.
swedeonamoose
or someone was not supposed to be driving one at all after a previous fuckup.
CapESzed
Spido, yellow RET trams. Rotterdam!
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Drive it like you stole it.
Glasmaster
Why did they put text and smileys in the middle of the screen ?... Don't you want us to see thé vid ? So don't do that !
DrunkBobRoss
He must be late.
DeimosBarret
Or his gf was
OmnesMundiLardum
When you gotta take a shit, you gotta take a shit
Best explanation I've heard yet.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
For a very important date! No time to stop! He's late! He's late! He's late!
Vyrro
No time to say hello, GOODBYE! I'm late, i'm late, i'm late!
Stinkypinky458Kys
Dude gone to get some pussy or some weed
Drjekell
Hes not late hes Russian ?
Zoutlet
Her parents aren't home
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AreYouSureAboutThat
Drive it like you stole it...
Froggi3
This is in the netherlands, hodee=holy shit/god dam
Is that new? Am I that old? Or is it just Rotterdams/Zuid-Hollands?
SeaSealSnailSaintFalcon
it's old (+10 years at least) and used mostly by those that have their origins outside of the Netherlands. At least from my experience.
Thank you :)
If i recall correctly the language for that word is Papiamento, not my kanguage but grew up in multi-diverse neighbourhood.
I used to live in holland and grew up there only reason i know.
yoursexyneighbour
Looks like the Netherlands. Anybody missing a scooter?
dontknowafunnyname
Rotterdam near the Erasmus bridge, looks like
Boksha
Thought I recognized it. Willemsplein.
KingORedLions
Yup. That is exactly where this is.
RoyalDutchShell
Gotta be Rotterdam?
anon1869
This guy is playing the real game. We're all just npc's
whyowhyareallgoodusernamestaken
And lost, he got caught!
YeetSauce87
Hahahaha
iLurkedthereforeiEhm
You seem adjective!
ItSeemsYouHaveSufferedaTerribleFate
After playing GTA I'd say this is pretty spot on for their NPC's too.
waitwhat1234
Hi Guy. Don't have a good day, have a great day
freakdiablo
In that situation I so would be the guy that NPC walks in front of him then does the "bad hitbox" step back when he runs past.
artraou
Just watched this movie!
OliverClothesoff70
Katateochi
I feel I should know, but I don't. Which movie is this from?
Free Guy, the new one from Ryan Reynolds.
pachyderm
Christ !?!? How are the alive !?!?
MadamPuddifoot
How did they get this on video?!
TheRuckestRick
Thou*
ButtHoleJager
He's out running dead, why do you think he didnt stop after crashing.
blockberd
I was wondering why it was even filmed...
Grizabellakat007
Adrenaline
AnonOmis1000
"I have no idea!"
Kuroketto
He has places to go, no time to die
AdmiralSassbar
Well. He is staying alive, for the moment.
Jayhatesspidersandshit
Drugs
This is the most accurate answer so far …
fordon
Regular amount of adrenaline after such a crash works perfectly fine as well for a short period of time.
captainhappen
The human body is simultaneously extremely fragile and shockingly resilient
ILikeBlondDudesAndICanNotLieButGingersWillDoJustFine
We are mor complicated Ooblick
LeftRightThere
It’s when the brain decides it’s ouchy time that things become difficult
arkuamore
Bike stopped, they kept running. It's not the speed that hurts, it's the stop. They didn't stop.
hardlycharlie
Ahh blunt force trauma what a bitch. Still hard to believe they caught themselves before the hit.
DrSymphonic
You are technically correct. I’ve seen bodies scooped out of truck radiators. They stopped, very quickly & turned into kibble.
AncientProverb
Pulled birds and other small animals out myself, I never want to see what’d happen to a person
CorydorasAfavorplease
Same same, but different
ArgonSpark
Speed definitely hurts when you're being scrapped across concrete.
DangerousNoodle
The body is coming to a stop, that guy doesn’t plan on it.
StubbornViking
That’s just the outside layer of your body stopping while the rest keeps going
FriskyDolphin
That's just stopping with extra steps
doesntmatter
Technically no steps at all
TIREDGANG
The scraping is the starting of the stopping you see
But can one still scrape without stopping?
Well yes I'd suppose one could stop the stopping mid-process if they really put their mind to it
WizardofAnus
Scrapes happen when you experience extreme friction. That is to say, the process of your forward momentum being absorbed by mass, and turned
Chris12052
Step sis is home alone stuck under the table again.
Stragul
"my parents aren't home" running man thingy...
NecroNikolai13
Didn't make sense not to love for fun
FlyingTigerRose
Looks like he stole that bike...
t4d3jkVillain
ArsenalThePhoenix
why were they filming him already?
apartejongeman
Even Apeldoorn bellen
temposaur
A Moment earlier: "My parents aren't home "
MagicOrpheus310
Holy crack that dude is on a mission!
tokennametaken
"gotta poop, gotta poop, gotta poop!"
blubberingbastard
There goes Hardcore Henry
TomVoxe
Ahhh Rotterdam. Never change.
Thoughtfullyshynoob
My logical side: He must be a theft, My humorous side: Must've gotten a "home alone" text from his significant other
pm1001
So how come this was being filmed like that?
ourari
He was going at speed through a pedestrian area not meant for scooters, so maybe that's why they started recording.
ThicclikePaulBunyan
Or maybe it's only a stunt for a movie and that was shot by a cast member.
RoyalOss
Looks like the Netherlands, so probally not.
OdinHeathen
Girl called, her parents aren't home.
AdultPersistentAngst
@Shenaniganz80 some serious shenanigans.
lietotheelderly
“Your honor this isn’t a hit and run it’s shenanigans!” “Maximum sentence and you’re disbarred.”
fapular
salikarn
Someone stole a moped.
swedeonamoose
or someone was not supposed to be driving one at all after a previous fuckup.
CapESzed
Spido, yellow RET trams. Rotterdam!
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Drive it like you stole it.
Glasmaster
Why did they put text and smileys in the middle of the screen ?... Don't you want us to see thé vid ? So don't do that !
DrunkBobRoss
He must be late.
DeimosBarret
Or his gf was
OmnesMundiLardum
When you gotta take a shit, you gotta take a shit
DrunkBobRoss
Best explanation I've heard yet.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
For a very important date! No time to stop! He's late! He's late! He's late!
Vyrro
No time to say hello, GOODBYE! I'm late, i'm late, i'm late!
Stinkypinky458Kys
Dude gone to get some pussy or some weed
Drjekell
Hes not late hes Russian ?
Zoutlet
Her parents aren't home
DrunkBobRoss
AreYouSureAboutThat
Drive it like you stole it...
Froggi3
This is in the netherlands, hodee=holy shit/god dam
ourari
Is that new? Am I that old? Or is it just Rotterdams/Zuid-Hollands?
SeaSealSnailSaintFalcon
it's old (+10 years at least) and used mostly by those that have their origins outside of the Netherlands. At least from my experience.
ourari
Thank you :)
Froggi3
If i recall correctly the language for that word is Papiamento, not my kanguage but grew up in multi-diverse neighbourhood.
Froggi3
I used to live in holland and grew up there only reason i know.
yoursexyneighbour
Looks like the Netherlands. Anybody missing a scooter?
dontknowafunnyname
Rotterdam near the Erasmus bridge, looks like
Boksha
Thought I recognized it. Willemsplein.
KingORedLions
Yup. That is exactly where this is.
RoyalDutchShell
Gotta be Rotterdam?
anon1869
This guy is playing the real game. We're all just npc's
whyowhyareallgoodusernamestaken
And lost, he got caught!
YeetSauce87
Hahahaha
iLurkedthereforeiEhm
You seem adjective!
ItSeemsYouHaveSufferedaTerribleFate
After playing GTA I'd say this is pretty spot on for their NPC's too.
waitwhat1234
Hi Guy. Don't have a good day, have a great day
freakdiablo
In that situation I so would be the guy that NPC walks in front of him then does the "bad hitbox" step back when he runs past.
artraou
Just watched this movie!
OliverClothesoff70
Katateochi
I feel I should know, but I don't. Which movie is this from?
OliverClothesoff70
Free Guy, the new one from Ryan Reynolds.
pachyderm
Christ !?!? How are the alive !?!?
MadamPuddifoot
How did they get this on video?!
TheRuckestRick
Thou*
ButtHoleJager
He's out running dead, why do you think he didnt stop after crashing.
blockberd
I was wondering why it was even filmed...
Grizabellakat007
Adrenaline
AnonOmis1000
"I have no idea!"
Kuroketto
He has places to go, no time to die
AdmiralSassbar
Well. He is staying alive, for the moment.
Jayhatesspidersandshit
Drugs
pachyderm
This is the most accurate answer so far …
fordon
Regular amount of adrenaline after such a crash works perfectly fine as well for a short period of time.
captainhappen
The human body is simultaneously extremely fragile and shockingly resilient
ILikeBlondDudesAndICanNotLieButGingersWillDoJustFine
We are mor complicated Ooblick
LeftRightThere
It’s when the brain decides it’s ouchy time that things become difficult
arkuamore
Bike stopped, they kept running. It's not the speed that hurts, it's the stop. They didn't stop.
hardlycharlie
Ahh blunt force trauma what a bitch. Still hard to believe they caught themselves before the hit.
DrSymphonic
You are technically correct. I’ve seen bodies scooped out of truck radiators. They stopped, very quickly & turned into kibble.
AncientProverb
Pulled birds and other small animals out myself, I never want to see what’d happen to a person
CorydorasAfavorplease
Same same, but different
ArgonSpark
Speed definitely hurts when you're being scrapped across concrete.
DangerousNoodle
The body is coming to a stop, that guy doesn’t plan on it.
StubbornViking
That’s just the outside layer of your body stopping while the rest keeps going
FriskyDolphin
That's just stopping with extra steps
doesntmatter
Technically no steps at all
TIREDGANG
The scraping is the starting of the stopping you see
ArgonSpark
But can one still scrape without stopping?
TIREDGANG
Well yes I'd suppose one could stop the stopping mid-process if they really put their mind to it
WizardofAnus
Scrapes happen when you experience extreme friction. That is to say, the process of your forward momentum being absorbed by mass, and turned