Hey, first time seeing you around here.

Jul 1, 2026 6:01 AM

Bruskey

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You should come around more often.

Can't park there mate 🤣

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They crave the mineral.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They, the humans, are trapped there because they can't get down past the goats, right? WTF are you supposed to do in this situation?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’ve pranking you, actually they just teleport up to the ledges while you’re not looking.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...hey Salty...

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goats don't care about gravity ......

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Follow the baby goat

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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You're a *salt lick*

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mlem lem mlem, desalination service.

1 month ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2

Just imagine, you are climbing a steep rock wall and suddenly a Capricorn starts licking your leg.
I'd shit my pants and probably loose balance

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like your dog

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Mmmm, salty....

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the science behind a goat's apparent ability to defy all the rules of gravity? Suction cup hooves? Crazy weigh distribution? A complete disregard for self preservation?!

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'I'm being molested by goatse! What an A-Hole!'...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mountain goats aren't real

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you just struggling with rope and metal brackets.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know what base this is but congrats

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 1

Came here to see this.

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Same lol

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Salt life.

1 month ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

I swear to god, those bumper stickers always confused the fuck out of me for the longest time. I legitimately thought they said "slut life."

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Every time

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol I needed this, I grew up in a place where they are now really popular and honestly slut life is not all that far off.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He probably knows an easier route

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They crave that mineral

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mountain goat mlem

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 14

Those seem to be very wrong shoes for a Klettersteig/Via Ferrata

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but isn't that exactly what that goat is telling him? 😅
welcher steig ist das eigentlich, schaut nach salzburg oder tirol aus..

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

89°

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Ive seen it! Yer fond of me memes!

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

HARK!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HAAAARK!

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mm. Salt. Mighty hard to find 'round about these here parts.

1 month ago | Likes 274 Dislikes 1

Would you mind me rubbing my steak all over you if I see you in public? I forgot to buy groceries

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Humans are walking salt licks. And the more you chase them the saltier they get. Amazing we survived long enough to create pointy stick technology.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

beat me to it. i was going to say, "hmm, don't usually find a salt lick up here."

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The first words in my head were "Mmm, Salt." I was going to say this. Clearly, there was no need.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They crave that mineral.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a necessary nutrient. Meaning it's essential to the continued sustenance of their metabolic processes, and that far up in the mountains, there is NONE to be had unless it's from another animal (usually their urine).

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Salt is salt, no homo

1 month ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 5

No kink, just survival.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

These hairless apes over here just giving away their salt

1 month ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Now if I could just get ya to pee over here on this ledge, that'd be gre-e-a-a-t.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"mmmyeh, gimme dat sweet salt, city bo-o-o-o-o-oy!"

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We really are fucking wierd

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 13

You're getting downvoted because maybe how you said it and maybe people aren't aware of the fact you're referring to, but you're right - most animals don't sweat

completeera.com/how-many-animals-sweat-the-science-behind-it/

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I dont care much for the downvote fairies, yep we are very strange indeed

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Sweating is efficient but costly. So not that many animals use the trait.

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