akaAnubis
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Mar 2, 2017 12:13 AM
akaAnubis
200411
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drderpymd
There is someone working for Denny's that gets paid to shitpost. That's the dream job.
SaraFourImgur
For a few seconds, yeah.
Rinsie
wait, why does the butter look like mayo?
zenmaster11
Terx
Ha! Jokes on you, went directly from lower left to upper left, completely skipping lower right! Screw you Denny's!
KeevaorGem
Why are you calling that white stuff butter? Butter is not white.
Flapjackal
Why is that butter white?
SpiderUnderYourPilllow
Thanks Denny's
YouBetterBite
...that ain't the butter i know...
elihu5991
What is the joke here? My friend had asked me to ask here.
akaAnubis
We're all going to die, that's the joke
elihu5991
Hahaha thanks *facepalm* I kept focussing on the edge of the piklets that looked like mould!
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
Anyone else read "left corner" and immediately look to the right one? :^(
hedgewizard
LOL, nope!
Booleanfeeder
For some reason my eyes caught on to the butter instantly.
Booleanfeeder
I still had to check corners, naturally.
xXSlapShotXx
Wtf Dennys gg
gmlovera655
Looks like a lump of Crisco , not butter..
ghostcalib3r
no
Slugamoon
Just a little bit. Thank you Dennys :).
YetAnotherQualityPostFromAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
Dennys needs to get an imgur
FlorenceAndTheWashingMachine
Yes please
Ireplietomyownpostsbecauseihavesplitpersonality
@Dennys
Ireplietomyownpostsbecauseihavesplitpersonality
Imgurian of 4 years but had no post or comments. Lurker...
MasterMash
Biding their time is more like it...
rulerBob8
Bidening their time is more like it
kodyNava5
Fuck is wrong with Denny
MrMcPewp
Haha fuck you, in the nicest way possible
Imjustaroundforthepoints
Vinsane
pry0rie
KingBaconPants
heys5005
TheLeafLion
dAnderthal
did i miss duckbutt or cera somewhere?
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
idredman
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
heys5005
That's what she said.
OfficialJoeBiden
I... what?
Snopony
Yeah it was cum
JabbaTheSwampBandit
Man milk
madeyoulookwrongusername
Dennys is high af
Mirumitsu
Now I want pancakes...
thatsuzychick
You should see their tumblr
thelaaaaaw
I'm colorblind, what's inside the butter?
akaAnubis
"Has this distracted you from overwhelming existential dread lol"
thelaaaaaw
Thanks. Well it did while I was wondering what was written.
bthetrees
I'm actually disappointed that it didn't have you look at the upper right corner... I'm feeling the need to fix that...
bthetrees
Not that I know how to fix it or anything...
TerraformTrent
https://www.gimp.org/imp.org/">https://www.gimp.org/> http://www.getpaint.net/index.html Either of these. Download the image. Use the text tool. You can do this.
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
The butter says "has this distracted you from overwhelming existential dread lol"
DopeyFuckedaPenguinOnceAgain
Thank you
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
Any time
Melancholi
Thank you indeed. Internet is out so using my phone which can't get imgur app. So zooming just is literal shit. You're a saint (or a troll?)
Malixet
Saint! It does indeed say that. :)
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
I had to invert the colors to read it. No trolls here.
bkcantthinkofanythingclever
Hell, I'm on a pc and still couldn't read that shit, I even increased my zoom to 150% in chrome!!
TheRockyFeller
Why is the butter white?
Hyrrokken
Bleach
bigbrother
spongebobmingepants
Butter is yellow because of the natural pigment carotene. Carotene comes from a cows grass diet.its converted to vitamin a in our bodies.
bucketofsarcasm
Why are americas eggs white somethings we'll never know
FoxGodRecords
White cheddar cheese is more expensive, but that's the natural color! They add dye to make cheddar yellow! WTF cheese-maker people?
dullgenericusername
Why is there white writing on the white butter!? >.<
feckr
irish churned
Kiore
I actually stand corrected! White butter is often artificially coloured because people expect it and think it isn't real butter, but <1>
kevibhoy67
Nah i dont believe that. When butters used in old style churn buckets its comes out an off white colour.No THIS colour.
Kiore
Different sources and production methods result in white or yellow, white is often artificially coloured because people don't expect it.
Kiore
butter can naturally be yellow or white depending on a few factors in source and production.
TerraformTrent
Reminds me of cheddar cheese being dyed orange, when it's usually white.
Sauroctonus
It's usually a light yellow.
sixspikes
Whipped butter
Kiore
Butter is naturally white; the yellow is artificial colouring. My sister worked in a place that used natural butter and they got bitched <1>
Znayx
I been edumacated
Kiore
Nooooo read my correction I was.. not wrong but only very partiall right.
Znayx
Depending how unpopular grass-fed cow butter is, you could be mostly correct...
Kiore
I think in the US it's a lot less common? Here in NZ they pretty much all are. My sister worked at an American0-themed eatery tho.
CornMan
SECOND PART
jwan
Butter from grass fed cows is yellow.
AlbusSeverusPotter
Yep, the butter from our cow is almost mustard yellow
Kiore
I stand corrected, that and a few other reasons can make butter naturally yellow! Artificial colouring is also done to a lot of white <1>
Kiore
butter because people expect it.
rkogta
I've made butter before and it's not naturally white..
Kiore
Yup I've corrected myself. :)
cokain
Can I ask you where you're from? Because I can't see why butter is supposed to be white (if you have any answer !)
Kiore
Just Google white butter, although I've corrected myself, it can be naturall white or yellow, it's just that white butter is often <1>
Kiore
coloured artificially because people expect it all to be yellow.
cokain
Okay, thank you ! Didn't know that :) thought it was maybe differents animals are species
Kiore
out all the time for their 'fake' butter lol. Often enough that they had signs up in the bathrooms explaining it and the managers often <2>
Kiore
had to come out and explain it to the customers as well.
MasterNateT
Why is there butter in the bathroom??
Kiore
There's not, just signs, because people are chilling. :)
TheRockyFeller
I appreciate the education. Thank yiuy
infantemazule
I make cultured butter to sell at farmers markets. It is yellow, tastes like sour cream and butter and is awesome.