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analyticmonkey
Sigh... well, that was that movie then
flickmahbean
Yes! I've been saying this joke since it came out, glad someone actually made the meme
dennydorko
TheAllPowerfulCthulhu
To the FP i shall ride
CountEjacula
*circlejerk intensifies* *downvote anyone who liked it*
Ywysocuxegi
I thought she was with you.
Treblaine
"I'm gonna rub my balls all over your fortress of solitude!"
diosolo
Did we just stumble upon glorious gold?!
D1nkleb3rg
This is sadly super accurrate
spaceymonkey
I thought she was with you.
Primocaptainhammer
I would watch the Shit out of a step brother's sequel
Kraken9
why did we become best friends? cuz our Mom have the same name.
Getsoft4u
yep...right there, that was the worse part.
UsulMaudDib
Why is it raining in the house ? Yep!
QU1CKSTUFF
I read that in the batman robot voice
TheReaper95
The movie was terrible, just so people know. And yes I mean Batman V Superman and not Step Brothers. Step Brothers is funny as fuck.
mathswarrior
Step Brothers is a piece of shit, made with fart and shit jokes. BvS was awesome
w336o
The bat cave has so much room for activities
MiniHakkero
is wonder woman's mother also named Martha? How about Aquaman's, flash's, or cyborg's? These are important questions!
dotcomaphobe
Aquaman's mother was named "Bbbbbbbbllhblblblllblblllbllhhhhlhlblbllll". It's a family name.
MiniHakkero
elegant
thatssoatheist
May someone just go ahead and spoil the entire thing for me? Not too sure if I'm going to watch it.
mathswarrior
The movie is awesome, you should definitely watch it.
Joletti
Batmans like: I will kill you Superman. Beats him pretty good. Mothers names the same. Fights along side him instead. Didn't make sense. :/
MrNibbles69
It's when he realized Superman wasn't a threat
thatssoatheist
He fights alongside Superman? Man, that was pretty predictable.
JudgeJudyandExecutioner
"I'm Bruce, but you have to call me Dark Knight." "You have to call me... Man of Steel."
sneakysneakysoysauce
YES
Wyzerus
Club Martha.
iHveNoCleverName
amishcannoli
The theme music is flooding into my head!
iHveNoCleverName
Yeah mine too. http://media.riffsy.com/videos/068d30ac18ec33652dadaa3f9de221a9/webm
ricwoo
Favorite league on three: JUSTICE
FizzleBurger
of Extraordinary Gentlemen!
ozoneGTR
Rocket!
JustCallMeBean
I was waiting for someone to say 'LITTLE' so I could post a Chris Hansen picture. :(
TheStacheOfKhan
Little
JustCallMeBean
http://fampz.abroaderperspect.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/chris-hansen.jpg
TheStacheOfKhan
A new exclusive list I am now a member of
CyclicMayfield
Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness
Protroid
You want us to be called LOVEMUFFIN?
PhailMunsta
"Why are you sweaty?" "I was saving cops."
sneakysneakysoysauce
Oh very nice
lovestospoon
Cops are not on till 4
BaphometSigil
Fucking incredible holy fuck.
BodybuildingMotivation
Holy Beauitful
HardOnStrokeFoundation
My, you have a way with words don't you
JoeT85
This is pretty much how it happened. It's only part that really let me down. That and I wanted the Arkham City Batsuit. Still decent tho.
turdfarmer
StarrrryNight
Spoiler in reply:
StarrrryNight
*I'm about to stab you through the heart with a kryptonite spear* literally 45 seconds later: "Hi I'm a friend of your sons*
charlesengine
People bitch about the martha thing. I was fine with that. But i hated that he said they were friends right away
MrNibbles69
Batman has a weird relationship with friends a lot
NoManicMonday
Also, I somehow found you within 10 minutes.
KnightmareTheGreat
THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE!
keyonne
That's because he's Batman.
PeteyGray
Worlds greatest detective!
XZorbys
Why did you say that name!
MurderousBadger
I just tell everyone why I didn't like the movie is because "If Superman's mom's name was Jenny, they would all be super dead"
SoludisSnake
Lean in, "IT'S HIS MOTHER NAME"!.
hajime666
How didn't he figure out Clark was her son too? How did he even find her?
JuliusMedius
Alfred traced Anatoli Knyazev's phone to the warehouse.
OneWithEveryThing
It's honestly a good question. Why isn't he saying: you let him kill my mother.
MrNibbles69
Maybe Superman isnt a complete idiot
EnigmaNL
Because they needed a cheap and easy way to make Batman help Superman.
OneWithEveryThing
1/2 More like they needed a real cheesy way of doing it now it's like he help him just because of the name not the fact that even if kal-el
OneWithEveryThing
2/2 is not human he's a son to a human.
mikebatman
Wait, your mom's name is Martha too?!?!?!
LUCILLED
With all seriousness, that part was probably the only part that made me cry throughout the entire movie.
amishcannoli
Doesn't take much, does it?
NoManicMonday
I cried about the money I spent on the ticket.
duncanarmy
OMG same!!
AiriEnv
Yesdsss
swagbornslayer
BESTIES FOR LIFE!!
OliverClothesoff70
Saw it yesterday. The INSTANT it showed Batman's mom's name was Martha, I thought "that will be important later."
tyconle
I thought nothing of it because in the comics, both Clark's and Bruce's mom's names ARE Martha, so it never really clicked until it happened
aromaticfable
I actually didn't see it coming, but that's her actual name in the comics, so I didn't even think twice about it.
EmCeeMiNacion
People like to show off how they "figured out" the ending to a movie after the fact. Like when Alfred gave away the ending of TDKR.
DontEatThatTaco
Or maybe, just maybe, movies are stupid predictable...
BurritoAddict
http://imgur.com/3VJ2UNQ
Isawapuddytat
...I don't get it
henrycavill1234
The real one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g0SdpF0v0k
Fairdinkums
Not cool. Very funny but not cool
SithRuleOfTwo
Step one: Grab stick with a firm grip. Step two: One one strong motion, remove stick from your anus...
edissick
/tv/ GET OUT OF HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BurritoAddict
http://imgur.com/03kFB0l
someonelseyoumightknow
I actually laughed at this
crabid
For those wondering https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwXfv25xJUw
SHOWMEWHATUGOT
I just want to give him a big hug. Poor batfleck
ThemasterofZ
Feels like crying
Leathlobhair
Hello darkness my old friend
fighter156
Hello dankness my old friend...
CardbordBear
I've come to talk with you again
cipherbosh1
Because a vision softly creeping
Danmanbadman
Left it's seed while I was sleeping...
JohanOyn
And the vision...