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May 16, 2024 12:15 PM
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Raisexplay
Drinking pure water sold also be dangerous?
KAPTKipper
Some would say he was asking for H-Twenty
hobo9o9
tolson9
VashTehStampede
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who can't extrapolate from incomplete data sets.
westPAguy
tolson9
SpammersAreScum
Cop: "Do you realize you were going 90 miles an hour?" Heisenberg: "Oh, great; now I'm totally lost."
QueefMalone
Oh man that would exert a direct cytotoxic effect via lipid peroxidation. You don't want that.
samge
It was taken from the beautiful customs of the Bedouins
Pheehelm
MarsIsAfire
This is AMAZING!
witheredspoon
Its funny when marketing people miss the mark on science.
WoeToHice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acMqxcdxE0E
JustUsLeagueUnlimited
Don't knock it until you try it
87cubed
... and if you do try it, you won't be able to knock it, so there's that.
mikeatike
notblubber
You're not going to kill anyone with hydrogen peroxide.
youalive
Experience?
RhinoNaut
Damn catalase, ruining all my assassination plans.
ActionJohnnie
Not with that attitude. You gotta boil the 30%. That’ll dissolve your skin right off ya.
isthisusernamestillopen
"The irony came later when they found he had drowned in a tub of hydrogen peroxide."
Sw1ftTurtle
Isn't that what you drink to cure covid?
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
You're thinking of the 3% solution that comes in the brown bottle at the pharmacy. Undiluted hydrogen peroxide is another story. When I worked in infectious disease research, we used H2O2 gas to sterilize entire labs with all equipment still in them between studies because it kills everything.
squillis
What, it's just water that releases a free oxygen. Oxygen's not reactive, is it? /s
TotaltyNotCIA
it definitely isn't; you should totally store it with your oily rags
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
We eventually stopped using peroxide gas because it leaves a residue that continues to offgas, even after cleanup. We switched to chlorine dioxide gas, which penetrates better, doesn't leave any residue, doesn't offgas at all after application. That allowed us to speed up the lab turnaround times significantly.
ucandcantunc
Yea Hydrogen peroxide can definetly kill you
munkeyninja
So can water if you put in the effort
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
Or no effort, depending on the situation.
rkingesd365
You could kill someone with anything with enough dedication, or often with sheer quantity.
ucandcantunc
Or concentration, the real
Killer.
HtNrN
Drinking it?
WakefulWark
My pal doesn't understand
distractedFreek
The first chemist was hoping the second one would say, "I'll have H2O too," which sounds like H2O2, which is hydrogen peroxide and would've killed him.
BritishGingerLefty
I don’t go to bars unless they serve hydrogen peroxide to me in a glass
HogBabe
Thank you for explaining this for my friend who didn’t get it
distractedFreek
chrisat928
H2O2.
Californiajackson
Thank you.
LooseyGooseyBrett
C3PO
TheCryptid
what does H2O2 do?
potentiallyunsafe
Remind of the babe
RevengeIsIceCream
Voodoo
minoshirokin
H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide
TheCryptid
ah thank you!
RandallKavanaugh
When your dog eats a bowl of grapes, is the emergency-vet-line-recommended way to get them to empty their stomach contents inside 2 minutes - worked like a charm!
arajad
At high purity it's a rocket fuel.
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
Hair bleach mainly
RonaldRaygun13
What doesn't it do? Ammi right?
preventerfire
It does the best it can
abmoraz
Generally, it makes you throw up when drank. It's not really a prominent choice for poisoning. It can be deadly in sufficient amounts, but sipping a drink wouldn't cause that.
euphoricopportunity
Chemical burns in high enough concentrations. I have actually had chemical burns in my mouth from very old peroxide toothpaste. (I found a tube I had mislaid and tried to use it. Immediate pain, took about a week to fully heal. About as bad as way too hot coffee where the toothpaste made contact.)
anjeleyezjr
I once, when I was less than 20% awake, mixed up when grabbing my mouthwash. I grabbed the hydrogen peroxide. I was 100% awake after that and quickly vomitting in the toilet. I will never forget the violently bad flavor of it and the sudden shock of the bubbling when it hit my tounge, nor the sudden shock of it making me swallow as soon as I noticed what it was.
graifazig
In diluted form it can work as a disinfectant, or in more concentrated forms it works as a bleaching agent.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Is hydrogen peroxide really that bad? I've seen people use it as a mouth rinse.
Narwhilian
Yeah the version of this I had always heard was a rhyme about sulfuric acid
Jimmy was a chemists son but Jimmy is no more, what he thought was H2O was really H2SO4
ioscius
they're 2 different jokes, the H2O2 one is playing on two/too, so the second guy says, "I'l have an H2O, too" but it gets understood as peroxide. the H2SO4 joke is separate
delusionaldaydreams
Depends on the concentration. OTC hydrogen peroxide at the store is 3%. 100% is one of the scariest known substances.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Oh, guess I never read the % on the bottle. Good to know!
delusionaldaydreams
H2O2 can be used as rocket propellant. http://www.lajp.org.ua/r-d-projects/rocket-engine-using-hydrogen-peroxide
Covidien8768
The shoe bomber used H2O2, he didn't mix it correctly cause if he did his weight alone would have detonated it
BobJohnsonOwait
Yea, 50% concentration in your eyes will blind you forever.
ZaphodBbx
Billy was a chemist's son. Now Billy is no more. What Billy thought was H2O, was H2SO4.
CorvidPrime
Beat me to it!
preventerfire
OH! It ain’t gonna rain no more no more, it ain’t gonna rain no more!
ItsHedley
Always heard it as Johnny was a chemist, but chemist he is no more…
fnxweb
I don't remember the name, but ours was “his face we'll see no more, for what he thought was H₂O…”l
trapdoorogre
They where all in love with dyin'
VashTehStampede
They were drinking from a fountain
ZaphodBbx
That was pouring like an avalanche, coming down the mountain.
TinaEveFox
I always heard "Little Billy took a drink but he will drink no more; for what he thought was H20 was H2S04"
mikeatike
The H20 instead of H2O botheres me.
TinaEveFox
Oh come on you love it
mikeatike
20 hydrogens
TinaEveFox
Lol I'm so sorry it was late and I had 1 or 2 marijuanas that night I wasn't thinking.