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Nothing special...
Things start off looking like your typical springtime thunderstorm in the great plains of the United States
Oh look, there's some rain coming our way.
Nah, son. That ain't just rain. Behind that is a monster that will tear your damn limbs off and send pieces of debris through your fucking skull if it feels like it.
Shit starts getting real.
See that dark spot to the left of the screen? Yeah... That's a massive "wedge" tornado (meaning it's wider than it is tall, in terms of the ground to the cloud base). It's coming right for these poor souls. But then again, they got themselves into it, so it's their fault really.
Can't see shit.
Winds start reaching upwards of 140 mph (200 kmh) at this point. Soon enough, nothing beyond the headlights of this vehicle is visible.
REALLY can't see shit.
Day turns to night with the amount of dirt and debris flying around in this monster. Seriously, unless you were in a bomb shelter or something, you'd probably be left in pieces a few hundred feet away. Unless you're like these insane bastards who drove right in the path of this thing. Wind speeds were recorded at about 175 mph (280 kmh) before the measuring equipment was destroyed, suggesting it could have been stronger than that.
The eye of the tornado
A few seconds in you can see a flash across the windshield leaving a scrape on it. My guess is this was a piece of iron roofing from a shed or something that hit the vehicle's windscreen so hard that it sparked. Good thing this tank of a car was lined in bulletproof glass.
Things start clearing up... finally
2 minutes into the ordeal, it finally starts to pass. You can notice the darkness of that spiraling wind of hate passing by, and daylight once more setting in. The road finally becomes visible. I dunno about you guys, but I would have likely been a fatality from having A FUCKING HEART ATTACK FROM HOW BULLSHIT SCARY THIS MUST HAVE BEEN.
The vehicle itself that rode this storm out
Called the Tornado Intercept Vehicle 2 (TIV2 for short, as it's the second version these guys had custom made), it's basically a tank that has lowering shields that hug the ground so that no wind can scoop up underneath it and cause it to fly through the air. It's just a modified SUV I believe. See those red pipe looking things on the side there? Those are spikes that lower down and prod into the earth to hold this thing down, though honestly, I think that's useless considering they would probably be safe with just the weight of the massive balls from the people riding within this thing.
IKnowTheGuacIsExtra
MOAR TORNADO POSTS!
Megashock
In the eye of the tornado, blow me away! -Megadeth
rslBrooklin
I can imagine this is what it looks like inside of a vacuum cleaner.
Ashliarco
Haha, "the weight of their massive balls" agreed
JohnnyPlaysPiano
Didn't see the source so here you go. https://youtu.be/LobCDYO78Us
0sureal
it looks like if dr who made tanks!
Artyhadaparty
More like davros of the daleks
nattfink
From Oklahoma. Can confirm.
RatoMolhado
Wow. Nope^nope
mrgurth1
Can I get some sauce on video that's in the gifs?
GreenMonster81
https://youtu.be/LobCDYO78Us
mrgurth1
You da real MVP
LadyLordson
This is how it felt to sit through an automatic car wash as a kid.. Terrifying.
ItTickles
My theory is that they actually were in an automatic car wash and they just edited the video to make it look like they were on a road..
mdfitzg90
in other words what it looks like in moore oklahoma every april-may
Mohareb
This looks like a truck made for a zombie apocalypse more than a tornado
klubai4
Good engineers design dual-use equipment
Whomda
A half-million dollar tank, and they can't get a better camera than their handheld phone, with half the screen blocked by a suction cup?
koolman2
Just wanted to point out that 140 mph ≈ 225 km/h; 200 km/h ≈ 125 mph
cinecurtis
http://imgur.com/D9DkCKD
NinjasStoleMyMama
Perfect.
elijajaja
Perfect use for this.
LiterallyYourMom
Twister lied to us.
MichaelWilsonFattimiei
Well, pretty dangerous even with a made up tank.. You'll never know what can happen.. Well, here's my upvote
SoundFuture
It helps that they were in a field, less heavy solid objects to throw at you.
LiquidPoo
it put a nice crack in the window.
babababirdbirdbird
I get anxiety watching these
brizzer
The shit happens when you get hit by something large that the tornado is carrying. Good luck to you ballsofsteel.
Mimsey
Yeah, if this tank of a car got hit by another car or two I'm not sure how well it'd stand up.
Imjustasorrylurker
I am fairly certain there is an up draft in tornadoes which causes most debris to be lifted higher than the vehicle on the ground.
tomyironmane
what goes up must eventually come down. They might have caught a car. or a house... with only those ruby anchors sticking out from under it.
Mimsey
Generally, but low flying debris happens. I've seen fence posts stuck in the sides of sheds 2 feet off the ground from a tornado passing.
Lycanthemoontonight
Cow...... Another cow..
Nineinchheels95
Yaaaaas! I love that movie.
StroneDog
Actually I think that was the same one.
teh0khardic
No, I think that was the same one
teh0khardic
No, I think that was the same one
Hockey4life
At first I was all "what are you in? A tank?" Then yes. You were in a tank.
Subconsciousness
Tanks don't have windows, silly.
InterruptingA10
DaddyDanny
While detassling (google it) in Iowa, a tornado started and we had to get in the ditch. Went right over our heads. It's a misconception1/2
DaddyDanny
that they reach down and pull things up. If you're lower than the tornado, the wind wont touch you.
tehtaxidriver
I'd love to do that in a real tank...
Aragingalcholoic
A tornado tank
howjom
Tank god
runia24
did you just
Hybris51129
Diesel for the Tank God, Shells for the shell throne!
imagirlimagirlsuckmydiOH
Hahaha shut the fuck up this is so stupid but it made me laugh so hard wHY +1
ekyxor
It's not a tank, it's a stealth car. Tornado can't see it so it's safe.
JamesAQuintero
That's bullshit.It doesn't have on camo.
ekyxor
It's the shape, camo isn't needed. https://storiesbywilliams.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/f117-nighthawk.jpg
FrokostNinjaen
AAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIEII
Kung Fury...
tarantularaptor
I wonder what happened to TiV1
twfeline
We never found it, so we don't know what happened.
JeraldJohnson
Mistakes were made.
IDidntThinkAboutThis
From what I remember from the Storm Chasers tv show, the TIV1 had some reliability problems. Spent more time in the shop than on the road.
YoloSwag6969
Better than "more time in the air than on the road"
IDidntThinkAboutThis
Valid point!
SomeLameStuff
Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of FUCK YOU
TheyHunger
What's that from again?
battery1979
No clue. But it's funny as shit.
SebastianSB
Tiberium Wars
TheyHunger
Many thanks!
Keesterbunny
BRING BACK STORMCHASERS GODDAMNIT
CarlosSpicyweiner
Just without Reed
SpecialKay1a
He was my favorite. Lol
ESoro25
Too bad we lost Matt Hughes...
JackOfAllTradesMasterOfBaters
Thank you!
dlichly
It comes in black.
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
HE'S FLYING ON ROOFTOPS!
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
Or sometimes really dark grey/gray.
javjav
I also comes in blapck
WoodworkingIsLife
You can get it in any color you want, as long as it's black - Henry Ford.
asterisk09
"We never could get the damn bride to work, but this baby works just fine."
asterisk09
Bridge* goddamnit
TheOneGalen
Sometimes bride is also accurate.
VolcanicAshley
And it comes in white.
RomaFrozenPizzas
I was all like "you better be in a red Dodge with Dorothy in the back and Helen Hunt in the passenger seat or else gtfo".
riegspsych325
I love that movie so much, the script was amazing. written by Jurassic Park author Michael Crichton and his wife
margaretolson
came to see if anyone else made a Twister reference. Good on you, sir/madam! +1
MurderedByAFunkyColdMedina
Yeah, but if I remember right, the Dodge didn't fair to well in the end. What you need is a drain pipe, belts and sharp farm equipment
natepcog
She's flying! Dorothy's flying man!
ahecker506
We got cows!
altitudedrop
look, there's another cow!
sum1else
I think that's the same one.
skitts0519
You guys are faster than I. +1 for all of you!!!!!
bandito1578
Thanks to watching this movie when I was young and impressionable, I now have a highly irrational fear/interest in tornadoes.
kakari
Check out that last image, the hood badge is old school cool 'DODGE'
OverpricedCrayon
I recently rewatched that movie. Its so so so soooo dumb.
kakari
Check out that last image, the hood badge is old school cool 'DODGE'
DeadishPool
This vaguely reminds me of the movie Twister
interuptingcow
I was looking for a twister ref.
battery1979
Aww Dusty... I has a sad.
NukeItFromOrbitMan
Great movie
RacyAmishAnklePictures
I'm not scared of tornadoes. You have to be gay to be killed by wind. You can miss me with that gay shit.
IronBruh
I shower in the dark because I don't want to be looking at my dick. Miss me with that gay shit...
MissTCShore
Its not the wind itself that kills you. Its the debris that the wind carries. Unless it picks you up and carries you then body slams you.
RacyAmishAnklePictures
Oh, I know. I was just quoting black twitter.
MissTCShore
I'm not aware of black twitter. I'll have to check it out.
MissTCShore
In any case, I'm upvoting you.
KnowltonNash
I haven't watched the source, but is the audio just *whooooshh* "Holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
sheshazelnuts
My commentary would be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *thud*
YarTheBug
Watch it. With the higher frame rate, you get to see a peice of 1/8" ballistic steel (the hood) vibrating like a clarinet reed.
tomyironmane
... does it actually buzz?
YarTheBug
The mic is clipping pretty bad by that point, but with one functioning ear I couldn't pick it out from the general roar.
YarTheBug
The mic is clipping pretty bad by that point, but with one functioning ear I couldn't pick it out from the general roar.
UndulatingTerrain
The audio is: 'My ears are popping [repeated a couple of times]', 'FFROWROWROROROROROORORORROROR', and then 'WOO'&'FUCK'[repeated]
Awfended
Their ears probably hurt like a bitch since the pressure inside a tornado can drop to stratospheric levels (unless the tank was pressurized)
Playmikesux
This is pretty much accurate.
Meltemi
skitts0519
You need more updoots
skitts0519
You need more updoots
spitfiremkiv
COW!
ItsAllZeroesAndOnes
ANOTHER COW!!
ThatSoundedClevererInMyHead
I think that was the same cow...
CyberneticLizard
ESMOO!
rouverius
Reed Timmer or Sean Casey?
SpecialKay1a
Reed timmer is fantastic!! I got to meet him once. So freaking knowledgeable on storms. Thus isn't him though lol.
MeanGreenMachine223
Reed is affiliated in Oklahoma now isn't he?
tamalero
Reed Timmer's tornado vehicle is way smaller. This guy has a 360 turret and a IMAX camera mounted on it.
dogimo
You have no idea how much I miss Storm Chasers. One of the only truely real reality TV shows.
NothingElseMattress
yup, especially when they admit that most of the season is just waiting around for a storm to brew
WoodisGood
It did start getting annoying to watch, "Were gonna catch the storm! Aww shit, missed it again!"
ProgMetalMan
The drama got aggravating too. Even the people involved were fed up with it.
NothingElseMattress
that's the real-est part lol
CaineArgentin
Sean Casey. Reed runs a whole different vehicle. The Dominator he calls it. Brandon Ivey rolls with Sean.
pmazzmazz
Hey OP, I watched the show when it came out
CaineArgentin
You and me both! I watched their show from day 1. Honestly, I didn't like how dramatic Discovery made it. Not true storm chaser material.
Keesterbunny
FUCK Reed Timmer.
pmazzmazz
That kid is so annoying
Devyonne
Haha why?
minivanracer
Arrogance.
tamalero
and screaming everywhere.