CyBercrook
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Aug 17, 2017 6:54 AM
CyBercrook
214869
4803
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Zotar
Slower. You. SLUT!
DearAbbi
as someone who loves loves loves to bake
rufiooo
Well I'm pre-heated
thegammaghost
my dumbass thought it was salt at first.
TeeMee123
"This isn't just any porn, this is M&S porn"
dubone99
Nice joke most untraveled Americans won’t get.
StellarJay77
God dammit I'm at work, flag as mature!!
screamincheese
I think it's food.
mehimbored
Jekerchan
rydiafan
Why'd you ruin all that nice cookie dough by baking it?
Saxon99
https://media.giphy.com/media/ncsQI9sF3pa8w/giphy.gif
code1202
Goronhead
Well, that was good for me.
Bob64
I was expecting captions like this:
ninjabadg3r
Seriously the most sensual thing i've ever seen. I would let that cookie fuck me
lilfatcat
This is like ASMR but for eyes
MemeDissector
This was all great up until you just put the milky cookie back on the pile like wtf dude
SkiaOura
Milky bitten cookie even.
pyronyzen
The opening credits to Dexter?
YacoXocaY
Pretty sure this should be marked mature
LetumComplexo
Those cookies seem way too crispy. #TeamSoftCookie
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
Should have used margarine or Crisco in place of some of the butter.
EpicSeaFlapFlap
Good porn I must say
WhiterunWarriorProject
08th FOR THE FUCKING WIN
ToksanAlpha
I really enjoyed that series
virgil592
Wait, so what you're saying is I've been making porn since I was a kid?
EliMFrost
With your mother
MooMooGoesTheFish
yeah, whore.
virgil592
Hey, can't fight destiny. *puts on apron*
Textuality
gestaltist
/r/nocontext
TheMershedPerderder
Probably with your mom and any siblings...
RockTheCatBox
And licking your fingers while doing it...
BklynPunisher
Did you lick the bowl as well?
hearthreetimes
Who doesn't lick their fingers clean?
virgil592
Like the slut that I am!
RockTheCatBox
Good girl! (I'm a chick, so I hope that doesn't seem as creepy as that sounds)
virgil592
Guys can be sluts too.
RockTheCatBox
GOOD BOY! (I noticed your username as soon as I hit "enter")
kaboosh5353
I'd take that load
NecrophiliaIsJustNostalgiaWithExtraSteps
BavarianGuy
If you don't film it it's just masturbating.
scratchHereForUsername
But, but... What about filming yourself masturbating and uploading the result... Or masturbating in front of a live cam?
bigbrother
whore
BavarianGuy
filming it -> porn, not filming it -> masturbating that simple ;P
lgwingnut
*sees butter and sugar* ... *creams*
RockTheCatBox
Yes! THIS!
Zobaken
Maybe you'd like some EXOTIC butters? https://youtu.be/lbmchfS6wCM
andrewthemiller
This gave me a stiff peak.
woogigooie
*Sees them put a milk-dunked cookie back on the pile* ... *reabsorbs cream*
yourkiddingrightnow
A money shot for sure
TyDugganWrites
ChaMura
My pants got tight went that flour got sifted. Somebody knows what I like!
BeginnersLuck00
Ayyyyy nice pun :)
Molvanian
Fun Fact: Beating Butter and Sugar together during pastry making is referred to as 'Creaming'. For those that don't get the pun.
woogigooie
Might as well just stop at the butter and sugar and just swallow it whole
skelekittycat
I have literally made buttercream just to eat it straight from the bowl. No shame.
gothaminvader93
*creams internally*
happyBears
@op please mark mature next time, I almost bust a nut
BklynPunisher
Did you say bust a nut?
v
hisdudenesselduderino
RACIST, WHERE IS THE BROWN SUGAR!?
CelticInfinity
Amen!
hisdudenesselduderino
who the fuck makes chocolate chip cookies without using dark brown sugar? Answer: people that don't know how to make good cookies
riceronijones360
majorboredom
assahola
About 3 Kourics.
ChanningTastum
I'm quite partial to the Holly Willoughby Gino Dacampo pair
badtzmaruxo
She has so many teeth in that giant maw! This pic looks ok, but on tv she's terrifying.
Pauly79
Agreed. Can't stand her and her fake ass smile.
grassomer
She has a tenhead..I'm in love
xSquirrelly
I can't get past that her head looks like it's too big for her body
EllisTomago
Head is normal size - she's just tiny
Jimmygarn
I've got that same problem. As in my head looks too big.
imgned
Yummy
IndianaSolo
https://purewows3.imgix.net/images/articles/2016_04/ina_1.jpg?auto=format,compress&cs=strip
longoriaisaiah
More. Give me more.
RistaSRB
I'd beat her eggs whites till they formed stiff peaks, if you know what I mean
repurposedschleem
You'd do irreversible damage to her reproductive system so she dies a horrible painful death?
MaxKorban
RistaSRB
FescueTheBarbarian
I've been in love with her since she first appeared on food network
HulkSm4sh
Before the boob job, damn....
Ynigmatik
Prove it. What her name?
Imonimgurmainlyforcats
giada de laurentiis
PascalCasedUserName
I think she's already spoken for by Bobby Flay ;)
CatBlaster5000
ThatTwerkingWhoreFromOliveGarden
Name?
communicationbreakdown
Giada De Laurentiis
LinxAu
.
Fauxsho89
All these people putting dots like they're gonna find porn when really they're just going to find delicious recipes lmao.
NotYourAverageCakeSlice
So, porn?
PascalCasedUserName
She knows what she's doing
hairbnb
I prefer
AlkeneThiol
Sigh. Boobs
roorooter
Good ole Cocaine Nigella.
RodAndTodd
Nightcaste
Omg Nigella
Saxxon92
"I learned alot about bread, and just about ripped my cock off in the process"
carlostrange
Fuck yes!
YourMindIsNotMYResponsibility
It's not often you don't see a major scientist as reference... Or maybe I'm just off my porn game.
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
I wonder how much her head weighs
ChanningTastum
Too much for her neck from what I've seen
communicationbreakdown
Her teeth alone must be 12-14 kgs
RepublicofTexa
We need that kid from Jerry Mcquire
justsome
You misspelled "costs"
GotYourSix66
Ok that sounds like a serial killer
BklynPunisher
That's a big square head.
TrustyFart
About 8 lbs
FrancyFde
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Hulktopus
"Bees and dogs can smell fear."
pieter42
It's these sort of questions that later gets quoted in court.
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
Before the media spoils this, her head weighs 9lbs 14oz with hair and teeth an 6lbs 4oz without
pieter42
I am now deeply troubled
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
You're not the only one
TheBIFFALLO87
Almost as much as her tater tots.
BklynPunisher
Tater tots?
TheBIFFALLO87
Bewbs
Mxlespxles
Titter twats
ReallyShouldBeDoingWorkRightNow
Twitter twats?
Iosephus
LetMeBeTheLittleSpoon
Hey it's SPAGEETI lady with the neat chest baubles