"June 1977. Teen revelers report massive bird footprints emerging from Lake Okeechobee... An ornithologist deems the prints those of a gigantic penguin, some 15 feet in height. People come from miles around to catch a glimpse of the wondrous waddler. The tracks will appear on and off for years and then disappear forever, but not before Olympic gold medalist Mary Lou Retton makes the trek to place her tiny footprints inside those of the be-flippered colossus."
I'm sure you're right - but just for clarity's sake it's from an episode of Modern Family (based on the story above - Phil discovers his dad was the prankster after going through his stuff)
OnlyByMoonlight
The guy's legs must have been crazy swole
ThinkThisOut
You’d think he’d be more Lou farigno looking for a net 60+ weight training session
19marcurious57
Imho, one of the best and non-violent pranks ever pulled. Kudos to Mr. Signorini. https://eu.ocala.com/story/news/2006/07/23/clearwater-monster-alive-and-well-60-years-later/31165145007/
jankyupeblik
Inspirational.
BlueBlueAvian
Obviously this is a cover story to hide the existence of real giant penguins
HappyG0Duckie
I overheard a planning commission talking about how unbelievably snuggly they are.
dffksh
johnblood616
If I did a hoax I would never reveal it
stronomer
I really like his dedication.
Ih8thisSoMuch
"June 1977. Teen revelers report massive bird footprints emerging from Lake Okeechobee...
An ornithologist deems the prints those of a gigantic penguin, some 15 feet in height.
People come from miles around to catch a glimpse of the wondrous waddler.
The tracks will appear on and off for years and then disappear forever, but not before Olympic gold medalist Mary Lou Retton makes the trek to place her tiny footprints inside those of the be-flippered colossus."
azarza
'be-flippered'.. you just know the author giggled
Ih8thisSoMuch
I'm sure you're right - but just for clarity's sake it's from an episode of Modern Family (based on the story above - Phil discovers his dad was the prankster after going through his stuff)
azarza
ahh thought it was a newspaper quote from 77
Grumptious
The hoax stayed unknown after several years passed until years later than years of the event happening years later.
Poopoopeepeevagina
Stronk?
HumanFromPlanetEarth
Also in his later years.
CloseupCaptionReaction
Years happened in his later years happening years
wozat
How many years is that in dog years?
MarsIsAfire
Penguin years would seem more relevant.
Tomigami
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZjB4anE3Z2pkbTU0ZTNpNjAwcGRhaGo1bDh1ZjhsYWU2bHUwNGo3dyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/OsfVaOer7N2265YTRF/200w.webp
BIC777
People were pretty stupid in 1948
Grinch01
70million iditos voted for trump and not only once
ActionJohnnie
ChelVanin
Gullible. Most people start out that way until you abuse them a bit.
FrankGrenadine
I’m sure many people enjoyed the joke
NM156
Have you heard of Gerald the dolphin?
Ih8thisSoMuch
Not like now. Nope. Luckily all that stupid is long gone
FeloniousMonk13
People used to be pretty stupid.
They still are... but they used to be, too.
Sensiblyinteresting
Thanks Mitch!
SkinnerTBD
People are out in the pacific northwest performing bigfoot "mating calls" right now. Human intelligence is a flat line across our history.
coyotebob00
Hey now. Don't kink shame.
eetsumkaus
I think there's a slope there actually