ginalynn8942
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Aug 24, 2026 8:16 PM
ginalynn8942
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ParrotHat
Did this with Benadryl. Hat Man is into some weird shit
Neurisko
Do this with Tylenol. If you survive, you'll need a new liver.
ExtremeCouncil
Cutting grass with scissors, sober, is a regular punishment detail at Benning Basic to encourage folks to not fake their way out. Circa 2010
IWouldLickThat
I learned to throw back a lidfull of Metamucil capsules, which is about 8, the recommended dose. Saves a lot of time.
MyPotatoHasAFirstName
Tried this with Xanax. Am dead.
ThatQuietlySmirking
I did it with vicodin and I'm quite happy right now.
CallMeCourierSix
You'd be dead.
ThatQuietlySmirking
Like I said, quite happy.
Mikataki
How's the view from up there?
ThatQuietlySmirking
Lots of bad haircuts.
Sixsystems
Did this with ZZZquil and never woke up from the coma.
sammavet
Let's try that with my fentayl
Imalwaysready
And my axe!
itdweeb
All of my experience with that was a box of patches.
GrandmasterSpank
I'll get my bottle of fentanyl and let you know what happens.
wejustdontknow
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EmilyAnn5
No, please don’t. Somewhere out there is my future ER patient believing this.
menoku512
When I was a kid the old man up the street cut his grass with scissors and a ruler. Only remember it once, not sure if he did it again.
QuartzPoker
If it's a liquid medicine, this might be true, but it's definitely not true for pills
Racealistic
Not all of them you dumb fuck. Kids are gonna see this and natural selection will run its course.
RooGryphon
I prefer this method as well. Let natural selection weed the stupid out of the pool. Fa fo
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
I took Benadryl this way 11 years ago, I just woke up. So what's new?
letmelurkinpeacepls
This is why Benadryl comes in blister packs.
jalcantara88127001
TIL there are further levels of moron
autotelic
https://youtu.be/AKN1Q5SjbeI?si=Zb0IKNFVHfTFiL2l
Carlin always boils it down well
pandemicpolemic
Oh it’s morons all the way down
SexGolem
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reformedxile
There is a town in Mongolia called Moron
Righteousdew
Yeah, like people who say "today years old."
TanithRosenbaum
Whatever you do, don't do that with caffeine powder. That amount will either make you bounce off walls for half a day or, more realistically, kill you...
OnlyWantToSayOneThing
LD50 of pure caffeine for a 200lb male is ~17.28grams. A common size of prescription pill bottle cap can hold about 13 cubic cm of volume which, compared to a similar light powder would hold around 8 grams. There is a non-negligible chance of death but most likely it would cause convulsions, seizures, vomiting, feverish and agitated symptoms and likely to send you into shock.
Basically you would be too sick to bounce off the walls. Its the equivalent of ~230 cups of coffee.
TanithRosenbaum
I agree with your assessment. Thank you for the correction.
Exyr
They are for some things like miralax
quelin
ive been drinking this bottle of orange juice for months
CallMeCourierSix
Liquid medicines don't use the cap. They come with a separate cup.
Exyr
Miralax is a powder
CallMeCourierSix
Miralax comes in powder, gummies, gel-caps, and capsules. But yeah, it doesn't come in liquid form.
squillis
Wait, i've been taking my miralax wrong all this time? No wonder i have a runny nose... https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cWRreWU5OGhuZ3ozdDByaTIzN29nMHhsazgwY3YzOG05NW9teDJ1NiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lniGWwurYsFaqE4HSs/200w.webp
TerribleAwful
tried this with LSD and am currently dissecting time & light, mass vs gravity
professorlemonwood
Might I recommend Ummagumma by Pink Floyd
ThinkThisOut
Mass is gravity….. the two fighting may be the most psychologically dangerous of things
ThinkThisOut
Holy fuck. Just understood time and light. That’s 1 degree removed but it’s just cera with a stache. I hate your math so much!
Xendrash
I'll give you another one: Along the path of a photon, the spacetime interval is zero.
Tengenstein
Ooh have you got the part where pi is actually 3? Thats my favourite bit.
TheobromineAddict
Seen the time knife yet?
coughingintensifies
Yes Chidi, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it.
FTUG
Dammit Susan, the neighbor is out back in their underwear throwing apples at squirrels again https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a2Z6YmhycGJhNjBydnBmdWljY3VidXo5dzk0Z2FteDZpdWdxN2xzZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/2X4aiXW43hyyk/200w.webp
SecretSquirrel27
It's cool, we have an arrangement.
TheMightyMollusk
All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle.
Legomaniac91
"Kami!! I need you to tell me that I can leave the Lookout if I want to!!"
TheMightyMollusk
"Mr. Popo, you may leave the Lookout whenever you--"