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What is this in my egg? I've never had this happen before. Did I hurt a little chicken?
I was being cheap. They're upscale Metro eggs.
Did my egg die?
jonavi
It’s the from Modor
BeenthereDonesome
Rupture of a blood vessel during the formation of the egg. Blame the hen.
orangefirefly
https://www.backyardchickencoops.com.au/incubation-how-to-tell-if-an-egg-is-fertile-or-infertile
Doctorgivemethenews
Your egg needs a tampon
BaloneyBob
Eggs With Legs
Peekerer
it was certainly dead by the time you got it, but it does appear to have been fertilized
BrickShakes
Seems like it might have been fertilized, mistakes happens on farms sometimes.
moricai
So OP ate rooster spunk?
AWPer710
Just like non-farm-life
Coltaine
Webmd says it's AIDS, possibly cancer.
wieloryba
Yes, you eggsecuted it.
valkyrie9
Throw it out. Blood in any poultry can make you very sick. Meat or eggs. You can trim the meat and it will be okay but not eggs
Lezbedevious
I had full blown little chick in my egg once. Thought it was a bubble so I poked it and finally it bled. I didn't eat eggs for years.
whosthatgirlitsvern
servingmytimeinusersub
Fertilized egg
voodobuddah
You killed your first egg. Congratulations monster.
abgemacht
A chicken
GnowledgedGnome
Don't eat eggs with blood in them.
poopoopilot
It's blood dumb dumb
beardorpubehair
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kidtutty
Pretty sure that egg had chicken AIDS
Orionsdick
NastyNateandthewatermelongang
Well technically it was already dead because it wasn't being incubated.
CuddleMonsterWithKnives
It's an omen!! Toss that shit outside OP!
DefinitelyNotTippster
Yes, had you left that one in the carton in the fridge you would have hatched a chilly chicken.
Kazranit
I was going to give a serious proper comment but then i read "did my egg die"
grammarfairy
"Did my egg dye?" Would have been better.
periskevi
That would have required proper eggsecution
Thomaster
I've been seeing a lot of shitty puns on Imgur lately but yours my friend was eggcellent.
periskevi
My friend, that's because you've been spending time with the wrong kind of yolk.
DarkSock
When you crack that egg it died in eggscruciating pain
RonSwansonReacts
dootnoodle
No you didn't hurt a baby chick. My chickens eggs sometimes have that and they're well taken care of and no rooster involved
ehhidunno
I remembered my home ec teaching us to crack eggs in a separate bowl for each egg to look for things like this and yokes that fell apart. I
ehhidunno
Don't remember why but she wanted us to throw them away. She said they were contaminated. She was also the nut that screamed about getting
ehhidunno
HIV testing once a year because if you ever got poked by a needle or rubbed your eye on a bus that you could be infected. I still do the egg
ehhidunno
Thing. Maybe it's time to rethink and do reseach based on her other logic.