Luvlyquants
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Dec 30, 2025 3:02 AM
Luvlyquants
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shameofslate
Your mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice!
onecowboytoo
Your mom is so fat her blood type is Ragu.
RevRagnarok
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ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
"is it?" answer the question
METROlD
Your mom’s gotta glass eye with a fish in it.
lasergunpewpewpew
Your mother’s so fat, she put on a Malcom X jacket and a helicopter landed on her back.
MrSatisify
Gestalt7
#5
I don't know if they're Alaskan King, but they feel huge!
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
I shod send this to my brother.
Luvlyquants
No worries, I already showed them to yo mom. :)
sundaymondayhippyday
No love for the dads!
Why are they not sexually attractive enough to be put down by all?
We love our Mumma 2 much.
Son-of-a-bastard just doesn’t cut it!
justsomechickyo
Lmao I love mom jokes
InitHello
#10 4277 gallons over 547,500 wieners comes out to 1 fluid ounce per wiener, which is 6 times more than the average *human* ejaculation. Do with that information what you will.
MightyUrto
Weirdscenesinsidethegoldmine
Your mother pulls catapults to Gondor
Holinyx05
sevenpastzeero
I am sensing there is a theme here.
lezgetfukkinreal
#1 can't steal what she's already given away
Paradise7D
The Enterprise's saucer section was a sphere... until yo momma sat on it
LtKernelPopcorn
AbelardSnazz
Spock: “Your mother is so obese she outweighs the needs of the many”
delpharseven
#5 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_crab
witheredspoon
DeamgonDork
What did my mom do to you guy. So rude
maybeamonster
What didn't your mom do to me? What a fuckin lady, lemme tell ya.
jethroismaxbaer5772
Your mama is so dumb that she gave me a blowjob because I told her it would help with her unemployment.
jethroismaxbaer5772
Lmao
salunatics
LaffertyDanie1
Fuck you Reilly. Your mom sneaky gushed so hard she bucked me off the waterbed last night. Don’t tell her I was thinking about Jonesy’s mom the whole time.
RevRagnarok
i.imgur.com slash Ee3mt0J.jpeg and I got yelled at last time I posted it.
raggeragnar
Your mama is so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Your mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your mama is so ugly, she looks like she had a fire in her face, and someone fought it with a fireman’s axe.
ChetinBey
Your mom is so fat I ran out of gas trying to pass her on the freeway.
evilgriff
PutItInNeutral
#5 Dim-a-chick? Dud-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-check?
ChetinBey
Dark Tower??
PutItInNeutral
Looks like the lobstrocities to me.
maybeamonster
#6 the E's M's and W's are easy, but she's never sure what to do with the 3's
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
they're clearly misprints so you eat them
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sundaymondayhippyday
The way Bryan Cranston looks and sounds….so smooth and confident….
Good 4 You Mum!
I’d get a price of that too!
cambriago13
Yo mama so ugly, her blow jobs count as anal.
MrFancyPanzer
Damn, that's the first to mama jok that has actually made me laugh
Luvlyquants