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Dec 17, 2020 4:09 AM
CanWeStopTalkingNow
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paintingagency
Frankly, as long as this is what his wife thinks he said, I'm okay with that. The dead feel nothing, the living feel all.
toolzgalore2
MostlyThings
This piece of propaganda creeps up every couple of months. No such transcript exists.
BanditKablooie
Their kid should be about 4 years old now.
Mokelzwerg
Cool Propaganda for all the war crimes Russia committed in Syria. Also most probably fake.
chickenmyhouse
Weren’t they hunting U.S soldiers?
Asteroidrules
And gassing civilians!
Raoin
Broken arrow
DraxCleveland
'I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that it happened. Or the fact that it happens so often you have a name for it'
Raoin
It does not happen very often. I used to do this guy's job. Alot has to go wrong for this to happen. But we plan for everything.
WarBearGrrrrrrr
Wasn’t this just Russian propaganda
imouttahere87
Fake
akspartankiiier
What a bad ass
NLOVNI
True patriot
Bonesplinter
Yup but only in the propaganda story
wobblecopterrrr
Ireplywithgifsandjpegs
BeefyByDesign
Beautiful. And yet also me, being a total sociopath salivating at eating all that raw onion.
BeefyByDesign
Also, yes, as I cut onion I am constantly snacking on it because I love the taste..... Im a maniac, lol.
wobblecopterrrr
I was super confused, kinda hungry,.. and little sad... the first time I saw this, thought I would inflict it of others ;)
Static147
Blyat!
FailedCrate
Dear Imgur staff: we need to be able to report false information, like in this case. I can so far only report for "not sure". @sarah
Snatched79
Lets be honest even if this was true who'd believe it.
MrKomisiripala
Respect.
WarBearGrrrrrrr
For a false story sure, at least we know Russian propaganda works like a charm
svoka
Fuck Russian fakes.
Vauclain
So...Dave Franco and Amy Schumer booked for the movie yet?
eodtalley
Until Valhalla
Bonesplinter
Aint no fake stories in Valhall
MisterDonutVampire
Why would one single russian soldier be by himself fighting isis?
TheLastSaiyan
"What we need sir, are heroes."
Pismichenko
Настоящая герой, сейчас таких мало... вечная память!!!
kajgod365
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!
lvn0
https://www.businessinsider.com/astonishing-photos-of-prewar-afghanistan-show-everyday-life-in-peaceful-kabul-2013-2
axiomatic
Any man, regardless of the flag he fights under, willing to die to smite those aligned with ideals like isis' should be remembered. Forever.
Mokelzwerg
Even if his story is totally made up
Kittynomnoms
"With ideals like ISIS's"... Such a stupid metric. This is how you get more terrorist groups thinking they're great for suicide bombing.
Ragingcashew2
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/russian-soldiers-last-words/ best fact check I could find
icycouture
^a true hero
rhmeclipse
Remember when snopes didn’t have the obnoxious ads? It’d be cool if we could go back to that
Sultana
I miss their messageboard the most. Just cut us off cold turkey and now I grieve for the names I used to read daily
toogoodtomiss
"Abetted by news outlets that uncritically print stories guaranteed to bring in pageviews regardless of whether or not they are genuine."
ButterfaceTaintClown
If it sounds like a Hollywood scriptwriter's first draft, it's probably fake.
SpecialProjectY
The story surfaced not from Russia should be the first hint, not like the fact it showed up right after they proven that the troops indeed ½
SpecialProjectY
were in Syria... ²
JamJamJamboreHE
F
SalmySwims
F for fake
Gcleff
F
Muunk
F
bbassett13
F
WhatTheDormouseSaid
F
straponlasercannons
uck dude...
HarmonyIsTemporary
F
ILiekToCookAndBake
F
Mack1986
Ahh. This doesn't sound fake or staged at all by the obviously SUPER open and reliable Russian Ministry of Defense
RichardCheeseESQ
Unlike our current government...
Mack1986
Yeah I'm not pro trump so not sure who this is directed at uness your just patting yourself on the back
RichardCheeseESQ
If you think doesn't pull shady shit then you're more ignorant than any trump supporter
Mack1986
I am a functioning adult so I dont have 'favorite' politicians. I do have plenty I hate more than others.
Melonfish
Yeah, I was going to say, surely there's a recording of the radio call, we can have a propa-ganda at.
DickDastardly404
Fire On My Position: 3CP. If this unit dies and the last model alive is equipped with a Vox caster, before you remove this unit from the 1/2
DickDastardly404
Table, roll a d6 for each unit within 3 inches of it, on a 4+ that unit suffers d3 mortal wounds. 2/2
Muunk
Comrade, we have special tea for you. Drink. Drink.
legofham
Ministry of Truth.
Bytencoder
Is Made in Poland.
FabulouslyTiti
"Ivan, get the poison." "Ah, da. Boris's poison. The poison for Boris. The poison chosen specifically to kill Boris."
CatsUpvoteTerror
Or did Russia airbomb an area with disregard for thier troops lives . Killed one . Then write up a PR story to cover it up.
DraxCleveland
Was thinking if this happened at all. Probably called in a danger close strike, which always runs the risk of hitting friendly forces...
DraxCleveland
... They hit him due to inaccurate weapons fire and put this out cause it sounds way better. Or put nothing out and someone looking for...
DraxCleveland
... brownie points somewhere posted it.
BabySharkEtc
TheGreatBlueHeron
BoooBoooooBOOOOOOOOO
Doesn't this get debunked every time this gets posted? I don't think there was ever anything released with his last words.
DraxCleveland
Didn't find anything to back the transcript. Minimal for the event.
blairsette
Erase my internet browser
CobraCommander1981
This might be made up, but NGL, if it was me, this is about what I hope I'd do. Only with a lot more F-bombs.
StenYngve
You can't actually drop f-bombs on enemies
METROlD
Fuck. Russia. I don't care anymore.
globalstorm
His actual last words, "Wait, you're going to do what now?" - in Russian
piephiq
But how will the Gravy Seals that are still here and not posting dope memes on Parler get their jollies if they don't have war porn?
Dyls31
Also I saw this on here like 2 years ago.
ferndogfp11
Check best gore
Dapperworth
Corporal Russian Gyavitch
MrHailstone
Also he couldve just flapped his ears to fly to safety
FurtiveGlancer
TBF would you EVER believe anything from the Russian press - whether it's true or false?
MrKomisiripala
Propaganda works. It’s appealing because no matter where you’re from, you hope this is how it went down. Seeing it is a visual affirmation.
FourLegsGood
Who needs anti isis propaganda?
PoopfaceMcGlagahan
But1DontWannaChangeIt
Imagine being this level headed in such a dire situation
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
That's actually the most believable part of this.
Snarkoleptic
Some people get super clear-headed in the face of disaster. It's surprising to see how different people react to stuff like this.
Callbox
This looks straight up like what would be made up as his last words because they iced him with no radio contact.
BubblesTheFish
Commander, tell my wife I love her. Russia #1. Putin forever. Trump 2020 & 2024.
CanisMaximus
"MAGA!"
BreatheNostalgia
It really does
Kittynomnoms
I can believe him calling in the airstrike and maybe saying ONE of these lines. The whole thing makes it absurd.
anengineerandacat
Yeah, chances are if your surrounded you won't be saying too much; likely whatever nonsense for the strike and goodbye.
Michael0100
I don't even believe Russian Troops can call in strikes that easily either, it has to climb up the chain. Major disadvantage of Russian forc
sumowoman
"Tell them I had the best dick on this planet. Tell my wife there's a molding of it under the floor boards. Tell everyone I could lift 500kg
sumowoman
>and was a Russian super soldier - Captain Rossija. Oh, and delete my browser history".
Printerman
Honestly, I know some mil guys, and you'd be surprised how moto they can get. Its not impossible for someone to say that.
tyrfin
The expert arrives.