ChocolatePoopy
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Jun 13, 2026 10:06 AM
ChocolatePoopy
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NoMoreMorons
And still a jerk...
karlfrack
Edolf is a fecal smear on mankind.
JAPONfan
The same guy who made your meat infected with screwworm is trillionaire. And you won't be able to eat his money.
IloveHockey
watch me
Davedavedavedavedave
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chaylar
laurapede83
Fuck him. And the other billionaires. How much fucking money do you need!!! There is no fucking 'status' left. You are all assholes. I'll never be your neighbor but guaranteed if I was you'd be walking in pokeweed and lost Legos in the dirt for the rest of your life. All I want is to live comfortably.
BranDohCalrissian
And he'll *still* be a miserable little piece of shit
Lassannn
He'll go straight to Hell when he dies.
ChromePlatedEquator
Apparently a trillion dollars still isn't enough to buy a decent haircut.
Tomigami
And it will never, ever, ever be enough for him
wejustdontknow
As a recovering alcoholic myself, see clearly what an addict looks like. These people are never ever satisfied and they have a deeply dangerous addiction they can never satisfy. Greed is a major mental illness. Probably because Muks and Drumpth were never given love as children. Instead they got money
prosper020
Same and same. They are clearly addicted to the dopamine rush they get from seeing the number go up. It seems similar gambling or video game addiction to me. A compulsive need to witness the amount that they have increase. He could be some the worlds first quintillionare next week and it would only mean something to him for about an hour. After that the rush would have worn off and having only $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 wouldn’t do anything anymore for him. Like how pints turn to 5ths to .5g
unluckyandbored
Elon Musk now has more wealth than the entire bottom 3/4 of the world's population. If he wanted to, he could outright BUY several small countries.
thedarkcanuck
I bet his security isn't as good as he wants people to think it is.
ChromePlatedEquator
As the only trillionaire in existence, is there a bounty on his head? Because it feels like there should be a bounty on his head. Asking for a friend.
UseYourVoice
Upload this picture on every post about Elon you can find.
UnicornsToxicRainbowFart
Cool let's execute him
tentaclefriendly
Over on Bluesky somebody commented:
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
uziel144
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MGdvZmdmZXF2MDRpNXFhcmMwcXdzYXBkNzMwYnh0azg2bXF6ZjVuZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/YuaEBTdQd8Cre/200w.webp
Nbiakro
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OWlwbWEzc2V0azlyZGtqcDIyemdwN2plbjZsaGdxemI1dTlpMWtkbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Sp4Jc4fHyOuZSAmupz/200w.webp
firlefranz
medimr
Literal robber baron.
arghthisissohard
As a white African, there are so many things to be ashamed of, but Elon is up there with my dad having been a helicopter gunship pilot during the Rhodesian civil war.
i18736524742069
time for the guillotine
firlefranz
psmith00
actually, that's too good for them. i still vote for oubliettes. you throw a new billionaire in when the one that was there dies and let them feed on the dead one until they die. then you throw another one in. let the rich eat each other.
PileOfWalthers
See, some immigrants ARE ruining America.
HandoB4Javert
PileOfWalthers
No but where’s he like FROM?
Ghlargh
Billionaire nazi immigrants took our jobs!
Thorketil
Right. Elno brought a lot of cheap labor into the country and doesn't like it when they get deported.
zerby
Someone becoming a trillionaire should be seen as a fail state, a game over, not something to celebrate.
CouldntCakeLess
He’s an illegal alien.
2774
Deport him to Mars.
ImJustHereAtThisPoint
Yeah but that's fine cause he's white AND rich
JackIsLacking
Also, both he and his dad are nazis so republicans love him.
firlefranz
CouldntCakeLess
firlefranz
CorGoBrrrr
thatwoodguy
He's only a trillionary fecan proves as good as he says he is if not he's going to lose it faster than he got it
brainpansonata
Bring me the bitch... and a vat of molten gold... and a funnel.
Vempire
tychog99
Rich as Croesus die like Croesus
Thorketil
Oh, that's good.
SpartaWolf117
you don't become a millionaire by being a good person. imagine how much shit you did to hit the B and T
2774
What nefarious things did Warren Buffett do?
EpicEevee
Did the double Hieg Seil not tip you off?
Thorketil
You don't have to be a bad person to become a millionaire. But you only become a trillionaire if you're the biggest piece of filth on earth.
oddmog
Inflation is batshit in a lot of the world but US$1M is still a big chunk of change. A decent person working for decades might get there but not without a lot of miserly behaviour. Don't get rich by being generous.
PerthAussieMike
He has the power to be the worlds biggest and best philanthropist... but nothing he has done over the past few years has given us any hope on that.
agonarch
I don't think anyone had much hope after that time he said if someone could work out a realistic way to help world hunger he'd pay for it, having that worked out by someone and sent to him, then just not acknowledging it or doing anything about it (except costing the charity a bunch of money, effort and time that could've been better spent not pandering to him just in case of course, so he actually made things a little worse than doing nothing as usual).
JAPONfan
You see, there is a problem. To be able to amass even a fraction of what he is valued for you need to be sociopath at least. Because if not you hit the margin of "i have enough time to share" pretty fast.
Thorketil
No philanthropist—quite the opposite. He is responsible for the deaths of many children, and the number continues to rise.
ThatPug
I bring it up regarding people like him: He could be *legitimately* celebrated by everyone by doing sincere work worldwide but instead he wants to jerk himself off by buying twitter for whatever fucked amount that was so he can clumsily try to force the narrative in his favor. It's exhausting and stupid.
adamlstf9
Right? If it costs $10B to solve world hunger I’d give them 20, tell them to get it done in half the time, and then build a giant statue to me, “the man who solved world hunger”. So fucking dumb that they could actually buy all the goodwill they want, they’re just too fucking cheap to do it.
pandemicmodedad
He spent 40 billion to control information online which is how the US ended up here. The instant trump wasnt censored anymore for his hate speech and calling for violence is where things had a turn, all thanks to this colossal peice of shit called Elon.
INeverReadTheTOS
An African immigrant who hasn't worked a day in his life, got rich by stealing from others and soaking up taxpayer money through unearned government handouts, does drugs all day, and is an absentee father to a dozen kids from half a dozen different baby-mamas.
He's everything the American right *claims* to hate. The only reason they don't is because he isn't the two things they ACTUALLY hate but can't say so outright: non-white and queer.
IloveHockey
the american dream
backrideup9
He's the lazy black man on welfare that boomers hate so much.
Evi1Gav
* got rich from daddies emerald mine
ShadyEsperanto
the right loves musk because they're the party of protecting billionaires and musk, while a fucking idiot in all the ways he's supposed to be smart, is very, very good at creating "market" value where real value doesn't exist. i think spacex has a market capitalization of 2.1 trillion despite losing 5 billion last year. total revenues were 18.7 billion, and only starlink operated at a profit. it's an absolute insane valuation that literally creates wealth out of thin air
UnicornsToxicRainbowFart
And poor. The pedo class has spent a lot on propaganda to convince ppl poverty is cringe, so that we adore / obey them more than we want to take care of each other
nonickname23
Shadam
I'm so pissed to see our french flag all the time on this picture, but Elon is a piece of shit, so all good I guess
GargleTheseNutz360
Never, this photo will live on long after his money out-lives him
gry425rjcp350
Funniest thing is that it actually might be his best one🤷🏿
Whitebeardthepirate
as if they care about that now. can we put up an image he will notice? Like say, him in pieces after being drawn and quartered by an angry mob? and maybe somewhere he will actually see it. I
YouRadicalizedMe
He needs a hanging
denimdenis
Too easy, I want to take a lead pipe to his dipshit face first
prosper020
Start at the toes and work your way up with that lead pipe.
khora
Does he care?
hendawg2020
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NmVlN2NqanlpdGZheDk2NzFlanh4eGV0OWQxNHk1OG1pZTQ2c2ZodyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3og0ITyikwzVXYzAqs/200w.webp
Nightcaste
Possibly. What he does not have is enough money to stop it from immediately being posted again.
Starlatan
What's this temu kylo ren LMAAAOOOO
ClassicWinchester
How is he so rich and so broken that hes mentally poor? Absolute failure of a person. Smh
swofromtherock
"Some folks are so poor, all they have is money." -Bob Marley
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
And still so ugly. I know we’re not supposed to comment on looks, but yeesh
Lalamehlala
Some people are not attractive but still kind of beautiful because they got a great soul. He... is not.
SergeyPrkl
When you steal, and there is no punishment. It is easy.
opus68
People don’ forget!
hendawg2020
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z3QwcHpzb3Iwc2Vpajk3bWRmaGswenkzM3phbTIxdWoxZmVrNTJpMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4MVV0NgZGdTt6/200w.webp
firlefranz
Starlatan
Fucking punchable face
firlefranz
There‘s a gif for everything…😉
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Starlatan
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HardTimeKillinFoulNews
How old was he in that picture? Because I was in my late teens when I went through that phase (I didn't turn into a fascist hoarder afterwards, though).
Toqom
Let's say he was 31 because it's way funnier
PonyMadness
Have you tried being a billionaire or trillionaire? Maybe that's where the fascism kicks in.
HardTimeKillinFoulNews
I knew I was missing some secret life hack.
JayEnfield
Well, it was 2012, so he was 41
SleazyBijou
Cringe
HardTimeKillinFoulNews
So, not an awkward late-teens phase, then.
nonickname23
Well... I mean mentally, kinda...
andaraven
You are also able to admit you had a weird phase (or maybe even a few) instead of throwing a hissy fit and trying to scrub the internet of an old picture.
HardTimeKillinFoulNews
This was my second-to-last cringe phase lol
solsactual
So far* :D
HardTimeKillinFoulNews
These days, I prefer to make fascists feel uncomfortable around me, is that the good kind of cringe? :D