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Cat Tax
TehWolfs
#5 isn't cringey it's fucking hilarious
LarfleezePlz
Sittingaroundwitholdpeople
The Pussay patrol shirt is from the inbetweeners.
FiniteLooper
If I ever feel bad about my life, I'll just come back to this post.
JazzNeurotic
Fucking fuck that's awful. Take it and go +1
UltimateDespairDiamond
marcusyoyo
Animate this now!
MrFundamentals
"I have a penis and it wants to say hello to a vagina" welll, HEEELLLLLOOOO!
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Counterfit
Before the image loaded, I was thinking more like Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire with the cake on his face.
MrFundamentals
Haha that would have fit better
ralphwiggles
timelord34
The Bitch in #9... Quick tip. If you're in New York and you see someone carrying a gun openly THEY ARE A COP. You need License to carry.
TurangaLeeIa
I really wish I could unread #10
MaggGyver
Honestly, it sounds like he's got some sort of mental retardation- like, mental age not matching physical age.
GnomeAnn
I know. I kept reading and then found out I was the girl for him.
teufel0341
I wonder if he has to stay a certain distance from schoolyards.
CHICKINGNUGGER
Here's hoping.
ti85graphingcalculator
Sounds like something a 4th grader would come up with.
CrazyCatLad
I just started picture the dude giggling at some birthday party near some ball pit. Ugh.
Pandaphant
So which Imgur meetup was this taken at?
HolyHellJezebel
#33 makes me feel awful for his friend's sister. Sounds like sexual assault to me
BoozeOffenderOfReligion
Was he trying to rape her while she was asleep? Good luck
WKBetafiggit
Aye, I'm pretty sure that's sexual assault
happyishturtle
Sounds like it? If that's not just a troll and he actually did that of course that's sexual assult
shootsewvintage
100% sexual assault.
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
That's definitely sexual assault if not it will be... Jesus..
nullmichae
If it sounds like a duck and it looks like sexual assault... it's probably sexual assault trying to impersonate a duck.
Miramooke
100% fake
ratfaceddog
Yeah, that's pretty much the entire reason it's in a cringe dump.
DrexelThrash
I usually enjoy a good cringe. But some of these kinda made me a little angry.
PetuniasByAgrajag
I'll give #40 this much: at least he wore his fedora with a fucking suit and not cargo shorts and a t-shirt.
krazybender
He's actually pretty hot too. He's got nice facial structure and stuff
VigorousButtstuff
Minimal folding in the shoulders too, so his coat might actually be properly fitted.
Pootisborn
Yes, that outfit is actually nice.
TheVultureOfShadows
And it's an actual fedora, not a trilby.
Bortus
I think the same whenever I see that guy! He looks fly as hell, maybe not age appropriate, but still.
APackOfExcitedGingers
Yeah, but then he proceeds to boast his "proper spelling, and grammer"
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idontknowandidontcareeither
no it's not
IRolledAOneInRealLife
Bitch had a diet coke.
Zetor
maetrix
In "Portland, Or" no less....
tas50
I spent several months studying in that library. This dude fits right in
ShakeZula77
Hahahaha I read that in his voice. One of fav characters!
arumunus
I'm the only gay eskimo.
Resident317
Little Britain!
ti85graphingcalculator
Ontario?
Jacxy
Not persecuted, just an asshole.
NecessaryPrick
Br0doSwaggins
FusRoDoodles
DrFreakBerg
This might but true but it's not clever or funny. Just lazy.
FusRoDoodles
How is not clever or funny? He took a well known phrase and turned it into a cheap costume. I thought it was clever and funny.
DrFreakBerg
This is an old joke about fat, being too attractive. I wouldn't laugh at this and I am a faggot
WKBetafiggit
The smirk seems to confirm it
Backstreetnoise
Yea that one wasn't really cringe, it's just a classic dad joke.
Knackersac
I liked it as well. Found it funny.
Dawnstempest
More like he read a comic where they did it and copied it.
AGroupOfPugsIsCalledAGrumble
"Hey guys let's all take a picture of us holding condoms, we'll look so bad ass"
TheVultureOfShadows
I felt like they didn't know what they were, and someone else told them to hold them while they took a picture for a laugh...
DeathByUngaBunga
If anyone needs me ill be sensually lifting weights and listening to creed
LoodGookin
Easy buddy, it's not quite Friday night.
SeeMyVests
That's why there's no crying yet
SlightlyAboveRoomTemperatureWater
Friday is cry day
LetsTalkGameDesign
Will you also be crying?
InternetExplorer2001
Well I read too far into that furry guys bio, so I guess I am the girl for him.
SlightlyAboveRoomTemperatureWater
Me too and I'm a dude.
shootsewvintage
Me too! Oh my gosh. I bet he has so many girls!
Actualdeadpool
kaysireceli42
I laughed more at your comment than all the stuff upside???????????????????????????????????? I was nearly crying ????????????
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Are you one of the people from this post?
Actualdeadpool
Emojis get turned to ???? Here.
hibsta
Glad I'm not the only one
EdoEsho
Nailed everyone's expression perfectly
svga
"I made clam chowder!"
Actualdeadpool
*"Who wants chowda!?"
Counterfit
Correct. Also: "BLEEEAAGGGGHHHH!"
Honeynutkeagles
Mmn twazlers
HaveYouMetMyFriendTherapy
Was the furry dudes animal a Furby?!
Actualdeadpool
Yes.
DeadBodyCascade
#2 Those are all gonna end up being balloon animals, mostly snakes.
BC2k2
You do know the lube on those things tastes nasty as F***, right? Girl I dated in college went to finish me orally after I did her while
BC2k2
wearing one and she about puked. I kissed her and I about puked. Was not a fun time.
nullmichae
When I was that age, most condoms in my possession went to a posh wank.
krugle
But when I try to go on a murder spree suddenly I'm the asshole.
ThatgifwithaCat
Bowl0f0ranges
add this to the cringe dump lol
daiconrad
Do or do not. There is no try.
thatsdefinitelynotwhathappenedinthebook
Some things can only be cleansed with fire.
Arkvoodle
Try doing it in Congress I think we'll all be cool about that.
JuarezAleutians
Damn
Actualdeadpool
Not I, sir. Not I. Because then we as a country are way too vulnerable.
Arkvoodle
I mean, that's how it's supposed to be with how Congress is supposed to work, but people currently in there do not make it so.
Juliardk
#14 That looks like a nice library. 10/10 would study.
tas50
Downtown Portland. Great looking library. Smells awful though.
HrdWodFlor
5/7 would study there
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
"God's gift to women" just looks like a normal dude who fucking hates costume parties.
minusthebert
IIRC it was a holloween costume
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Yeah, it could easily be a self-deprecating joke.
LetsTalkGameDesign
Thank you for your unbiased opinion, SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone.
JohnnyNameless
Thank you, LordSarcasm.
Actualdeadpool
Thanks, Deadpool.
Genini
I am God's gift to women. Just that gift is one of those weird scented candles someone picked up in a rush to the party.
Darcness777
Thr greatest gift from others to give away to someone else- Thanks, Emma Stone!
LiteralBanana
#11
Saxit
Or just picking an easy costume and not wanting to spend money on one.
darkladyvanstar
[converts to Satanism]
HOLAKOOO
haha ↑
Dawnstempest
Looks like someone reads a certain comic online.
liquidbeef
I would give him a pass. I got the feeling that he gets it.
srslydude
Yeah, typically people who think they're God's gift to women wouldn't wear that sign because..they think they really are God's gift to women
DiMalols
RyanMcFlyin
I thought #20 was a snuffaluphagus... I WAS WRONG.
Aesthetic34
Honestly, at first glance I thought I was looking at a dick. Was actually glad to realize it was only his hair
dojan5
That thing is disgusting regardless of what body part it is or belongs to. Yuck.
GnomeAnn
Ugh. I clicked the number and had to see it again.
sb0n
Argh yes.
HavUSeenMyBaseball
I always get a start when I see that guy get posted. This is one dread from Auckland, New Zealand
BackToTheOldSchoolBackToYourRoots
Yeah, One Dread's good as. Nice dude too. Just homeless with a massive as dread. Many a wasted convo had with him at 4am on K Rd.
moreredpandas
I thought I recognized him! Crazy!
sausageseeker
I wondered if anyone else recognised one dread, on K Rd I believe.
LadyBob
So crazy seeing him on a cringe post. I see him at least once a week in the city. I never felt he was a cringe worthy person.
TheMightyDio
What is it? I seriousl have no clue what's going on in that picture.
sb0n
Huge dreadlock on a balding guy?
cheddarjacktees
Pretty sure the guys hit is just so dirty it's in one giant dread/mat down his back
oopsicrappedmypants
#9 looks like it might be a police officer. Not sure why that guy is so upset he has a firearm.
MaggGyver
I thought it was supposed to be cringey because she was saying that about an officer.
PenisShapedPoops
She seems to have a high opinion of herself and small knowledge of holsters.
WhereDidILoseMyPants
On first look the first holster looked like a clean paint roller and that made it way funnier
CatPresident
"that guy" kek
Tassyr
Looks more like a security guard to me, from the gear. But that's not an expert opinion or anything.
danishjuggler21
Person says they're from England, where most cops don't carry guns, so being uncomfortable with that sight is understandable.
Secsletariat
We do have specific firearms officers, but it is a bit... reductive of her to assume you can just slip guns out of holsters and be shooty.
UnknownSquid
Yeah. Even the concept that a person might NEED a lethal weapon to ensure their safety, is a very alien thing to a Brit. Most never see one.
TastyTastyScience
I know I'd be very freaked out if I saw a policeman openly carrying a gun. Interesting that it's so normal in many places.
freakybe
Agreed, I'm just not cool with guns around me in general. Wouldn't go as far to say that I could disarm a cop tho lol.
yak3ftw
Every country I've ever been in pardon Germany has had armed officers. Its more common than not.
marcusyoyo
I think that's because she is British, and in Britain police do not have firearms on them
spongebobmingepants
One thing I'm eternally grateful for is being born on this side of the pond.have never held a gun in real life,neither has anyone I know 1)
marcusyoyo
*most of them
acuteavocado7
well she's not even british, so
SirLordDarthVader
But how do y'all kill your civilians?
PenisShapedPoops
+1 reference if intended
SirLordDarthVader
It was, haha
ashmenon
Bad tea.
MaggGyver
They look down their noses at them.
marcusyoyo
People have less access to guns in the UK for once, less clumping of population (excluding London),etc. Police are being taught differently
Secsletariat
The old fashioned way; Beating them. But yeah, we don't have anywhere near as many firearms in the country, so it's harder to justify.
eastridingbandit
Gotta love the truncheon skills.
Dogstarlives
As a new yorker, thats definetly a cop. It's extremly hard to get a gun license here, let alone an open carry for a civilian.
drickanderson
..and that's a level 3 retention holster. Good luck 'disarming' him.
igivetheinternets
Especially if you're coming at it from an angle
thjoth
Also if he's NYPD, they mandate 12lb triggers on their handguns, which makes them almost impossible to use with anything resembling accuracy
WillParker
Da fuck? (Checked. Sure enough.) Da fuck? Well. At least the "fired 41 rounds and hit with 10" makes sense now. Da fuck.
UndercoverDumbledore
She'd be better off going for, what I assume is, the baton. Not that she should be trying to get either.
CrackedLucidity
flashlight
UndercoverDumbledore
I'm a Brit, our police have collapsible batons on their utility belts so it was a guess.
Pootisborn
I have a level 20 retention holster. You can't remove the gun unless you are King Arthur.
LittleKnownOne
Level 3? That's only 50% of his true power!
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
But... but... she said it would be easy with out even having proper training!
bigmfmike
Yep. Plus he'd feel her touching the holster and she's going to jail.
drickanderson
Most PDs require these after an incident in SLC where a guy did exactly what she's describing to a cop standing in line at Subway.
CluelessAmerican
You miss spelled getting beat and possibly shot
bigmfmike
I am an optimist.
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
That's the kind where you have to push down with the thumb and slide/rotate the mechanism forward before drawing, right?
Belckan
Am i too late for the small dicked gentlemen's club penis measurement extravaganza?
drickanderson
..while you press the release with your index finger, and the holster will bind if it doesn't come straight up. Those are the 3 levels.
YogiDatBear
Basically, practice a fuckton not even you can use your gun. But she'd totally get it out in no time.
digitalutopia
Even if, by some bizarre miracle she did, and fired it, she'd be too arrested to make that post - if not already dead.
Jacxy
Yup, and when you are wearing one properly you can still fuck it up...
cocodonut
#37 just isn't as good without the rest of her profile
TheDisgruntledOfficer
Put a fire under her and the roast will be done in a couple hours
IceCreamConefessions
The rest of the profile makes her seem fun, the photo itself isn't even that cringy
apercent
So wait someone Photoshoped parts of it out to make her look bad?
ImADoctorNotAnImgurian
Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?
Nicalanius
Bet she fucks like a champ
TheVakarian
That's pretty funny actually.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Stieefus
SquidJesus
What?
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Smh brandon
sciencebasedlifeform
GrandArchdukeBishopofUzbekistan
What a truly majestic creature.
marcusyoyo
That's not cringy at all, that's hilarious
iNeverPoopAtWork
Cringe Dumps can incorporate a lot of people, even doing seemingly nothing, because it is an OP's opinion of persons who are cringe-worthy.
SomethingsShadow
I was about to say, who put Apples in a cringe dump?
RydWolf
Rotten, no-good, orange lovers. That's who.
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
I want to be friends with her, she seems cool
JennaTools
Seriously, me too.
Actualdeadpool
She seems like my sister. She's a bitch.
VigorousButtstuff
Only because you wanna see if she can fit an entire D in her mouth, and her favorite letter is Apples.
Infamouse
This is better than anything in op
stinasaurus
Literally my first thought when I saw only the pic!
Brewso
BoomBamRobotSlam
That was literally the first thing I thought when I saw that - you can't post her without her bio.
DeannaZone
Just the picture makes it cringy, I like the full profile, she seems cool!
ODSTsRule
I guess i would punch Nr 38 straight in the face if he/she/it surprised me around a corner or something and than start running away.
sketchbrah
Why does she have the same name and age as me weird
LargeHoman
It's almost like there are billions of people
sheapet
lmao level of sass in that comment it amazing
GarrettHawke
You've been found out, Apples.
TheAnswerToLifeTheUniverseAndEverythingIsCheese
clay1324
D for desperate
KPopGirlKimi
Ahahaha damn that picture caught me off guard
snivy642
My favorite popsicle flavor is DICK
ti85graphingcalculator
The official car of STREP DICK.
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
My favorite song is "Put it in my my mouth"
Sneckz
Still sad Shane Dawson took that video down. It was so iconic.
Thisusernameispoliticallyincorrect
Wait, really. Why
Sneckz
With how sensitive people are becoming I wouldn't doubt people complained and he removed it.
BigisDickis
cocksicle
MotherfuckinFalcoandShit
I wanna give birth in my car so I can throw my baby OUT THE WINDOW!!
lokishadowgirl
utterlybetwixt
Me too! He's livin' how he wants, not hurtin' no one, and gettin' himself edumacated!
TracyKay
He did seem out of place here. Just looks like a fencing nerd who's probably learned to put that religion stuff out there asap.
Xerthet
Yeah man, I was reading his profile and all I could think was "Damn this guy has his shit way more together than I ever will." Go druid guy!
Janthran
i doubt i'd get along with him but he definitely doesn't belong in a cringe dump
IrishViking1457
I kinda a gave to agree. Just has a different religion is all. Nothing wrong with it.
thewhifflingtit
Except it's based in horse shit.
lokishadowgirl
same can be said for any religion
TheMightyDio
He could be lying out his ass but it seems like he knows his shit. Seems like a cool dude.
HelloMyNameIsHuman
#33 .... this is the beginning of a rapist.
missusmeeseeks
Don't worry, he knows what's up.
AvengeTheCompanionCube
A full on rapist?
burgerandy
But the thing is she's not gonna say no. She would never say no.
Fwam
Charlie Kelly!
HelloMyNameIsHuman
He's talking about grinding up on his friends sister and cumming on her while she's asleep. Yeah I think that qualifies as rape if he did it
AvengeTheCompanionCube
I was making an "It's always sunny in Philadelphia" reference.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
This was just the right amount of subtle
AvengeTheCompanionCube
THANK YOU! I worked hard on it. I considered doing the full quote but voted against it, I'm glad you agree with my decision.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
Nope. This was a time where less was more. You did good. Damn fine comment.