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Oct 18, 2017 12:26 PM
Flav606
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johnson21
11+1 = 0 :D
BoozeHound001
SMH girls saying they won't date a guy that's under 10.1 bananas
frozengoodness
10.4 bananas!
ThatSpiceyWhale
9.2 bananas. I can live with that.
Fishman1318
I'm a total 10...in bananas
yesallthegoodnamesweretaken
Me too! It's weirdly satisfying.
DrunkKingOfImgur
I'm 11.4 bananas tall if I'm continuing the pattern correctly...
DJBBT
I'm 10.3 bananas!
nuushba
I'm 10.4 bananas
pixietreats
in the official height meassurment for imgur im 9.8...thats bananas!
iMuteMorons
I always wanted to be a nice round number with my height. I guess I'm 10 bananas tall now.
tooomanysteves
SEE!! Your archaic system is only accurate to 3cm! That's ridiculous!
Keiliana
I am 8.7 bananas! Ooo yeah
TheReboundGuy
I am 9.9 bananas + 1 ;)
CatPackMaster
Go lower. I don't know how many bananas I am tall
satinworship
I think I'd be 8.2 bananas tall?
CatPackMaster
4' 11" ?
satinworship
Yarp
TheDustyOne
We need this in inches. How am I suppose to impression a woman if I can’t tell her my penis size in bananas unit.
PenicilliumCamemberti
Maybe you can establish a system based on different kinds of bananas?
iseeyoushiverwithantici
ExtraaUpvote
I'm sorry but the scale isn't low enough for what every guy needs
PenicilliumCamemberti
Maybe you can establish a system based on different kinds of bananas?
tazlah
I thought I was 5'3. I'm 5'1. Shit
simulcrasunflo
10.3 bananas on the wall, 10.3 bananas!
Bex316
Next time I'm asked my height, I shall reply 10.4 bananas. Thank you imgur!
kamosey
What about Jose's?!
ImKindaLikeBatman
I worked this out a while ago. Not sure if I have them to hand anymore though.
kamosey
Some examples:
Thingsendinginitties
What the fuck is meters?
attofreak
*metres
TheRealLurkingSwede
It's more than 1 meter
Noughmad
TIL 1 inch is between 2 and 3cm, but sometimes it's 4cm
Sholan
Is that what she told you to feel better?
darthOnion
This sh*t is bananas
iseeyoushiverwithantici
B-A-N-A-N-A-S !
jooooop
This alone should be enough evidence that feet and inches is retarted units. I'm 184cm so that makes what in feet?
Alsenoth
You guys see the new Lady Gaga documentary, 8.4 Bananas?
Jazzecki
ARealHumanandNotaChatBot
That's bananas. I'll see myself out.
NotShakespearesSchool
That is what this post lacked. Banaspective.
NiceMemeYouveGotThereBeAShameIfSomeoneWereToStealIt
Man for scale
littlemissmeow
Who is this person
forfour4nocation
10.6 bananas here. This is damn useful
korkalek
Wait, so when American girl say they can't date men below 6", that mean 1.82m min ? Seems like a lot. What's the average height in USA ?
Bizarkly
Average height of American man is 9.9 bananas -- not counting what's in their pants.
bigbootybigfoot
1.78
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jocloud31
it's 2.54cm/in. not sure why they put 182 for 6ft, as it should be 182.88 or 183. Just a dumb rounding error. 6'1" should be 185.42 or 185//
jocloud31
//so, yes, this table is just fucking wrong.
FloppiestOfDisks
I barely made it at 11.1 bananas.
detwok
Yeah. Me too. \o/
Mendovian
What? No cubits?
sh3nhu
You building an ark?
DougDeNasty
Right!
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
Maybe a temple.
toriapinklotus
When I was a kid,the outline of my arm was use on the display board for cubits. I was so goddam proud.
SonicBoomYourFamily
Lol when were you in school, 6000 BC?
toriapinklotus
This made both me and my husband lol
BreakerSwitch
This doesn't help me figure out how many bananas long my dick is at all.
PenicilliumCamemberti
Maybe you can establish a system based on different kinds of bananas?
corsettedconfectioner
I am 10.1 bananas tall
ColeTheBar
I am also 10.1 bananas. Nice
TheUltimatePunMaster
10.2 here
MyCatsaTerrorist
I'm 9.11 bananas tall
OriginDelta
Only 9.4 bananas.
IAmMorePissedOffThanADragonTryingToBlowOutCandles
Hey me too!
UniversalTruth2020
I am 9.4 bananas plus 1 banana tall
ArwenEvenstar8888
8.6 bananas here!!
tippitytapperperson
8.4 :D hello tol creature, I am smol creature!
Ginnjosh
Hail fellow 8.4 banana!
corsettedconfectioner
Lol we could be friends and I'll make sure to hold your hand when we cross the street
tazlah
8.4 is where to be!
obscureusername
Yes
Wifwolf
8.8 bananas tall.. That sounds even smaller than I feel xD
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
10.3 here
corsettedconfectioner
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
corsettedconfectioner
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Hey, “sufficiently awkward” is my middle name! But seriously, I’ll stop.
nuushba
10.4 bananas tall here
corsettedconfectioner
Hey ... does the banana in your pants match ;)
nuushba
I think I'm well equipped
corsettedconfectioner
norwad
10.4 here
PolarChi
I am 8.8 bananas tall!
PsychedelicBambii
Ayyy 8.8 banane club
squeegyfighter
10.3
theworldismybathroom
Same
RogueEnthusiast
Hello fren, I am 10.4.
AUserNeedsAName
I'm 9.9 but I put 10 on my drivers license
twohearteddoctor
Im also 9.9
fullofwastedpotential
10.6!
KCN1
9.6 bananas here. Ain’t bad for a girl!
attofreak
At least taller than one girl! 9.65 bananas! Woo!
Venusflytripp
Damn beat me... 9.4
Celandrius
11.6 Based on the pattern
corsettedconfectioner
Whoa ....
thisismyimgurname
9 bananas but I pack a punch
ezdunks23
Mighty mouse
MattyAss
11
olavdeng2
Ey, almost an 11 here too :D (10.95)
majid30303
thats a huge bitch
corsettedconfectioner
Damn son
Lurkerdraegon
How you doin'?
BushToadSherlock
11.1 this fact is useless but I'll probably reference it in future conversations.
EvilandImaginary
9.6 here
attofreak
9.65 bananas, right in between 1.73 and 1.75 metres
BukkakeRider3000
9,67 bananas. But I have great personality.
corsettedconfectioner
BukkakeRider3000
Social interaction!
corsettedconfectioner
BukkakeRider3000
Textuality
You're .1 bananas taller than I am. :)
TedTheMan
Just need the right shoes.
corsettedconfectioner
Hah! Take that!
Textuality
I'm 10.6 bananas tall in heels, though!
TedTheMan
Mouws
10.7 woopwoop! Now wondering what to do with 30% banana leftover. Banana bread I think!
BroccoliBrob
maximusprime24
10.9 ... Im Bannana Man!
corsettedconfectioner
You could feed it to me ... but I mean 30% of a banana probably won't satisfy me
Mouws
I'm sure I can feed you more than just my banana, a healthy meal needs variety after all
corsettedconfectioner
That's true ... perhaps you could show me what you intend on feeding me
Mouws
Oow I'm sure you would like at least a full banana, but I'm sure you'd love whatever I offer you, all you need is to trust me, can you?