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ondenbluocho
Savages!!
Krrrypt
For fucks sake, moisturize your hands!!!!!
Jakalope
Lookin at my Gucci it's about that time
TranceEnding
That wrist compass looks cool
SoDoneWithYourShite
"You know what's next"....yeah, probably a car crash
kermie92
Who wears two rings on neighboring fingers? Won't they clink together!?!?
Notme68
Only if you use your hands to do actually do anything.
AlexDuos
That poor girl.
BADT0UCH
Next ring is anal
sandshoesman
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.
aTALLwhiteperson
It better be for how much thoes 2 rings and watch cost
JaegerBombster
Dont forget to moisturize stink wrinkles
whatupmyknitters
omg stink wrinkles +1
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gotwoodhead
Never seen that, needed it
BADT0UCH
You win
ActuallyKarl
That watch looks fake as hell tho
laubenmafal
If you're getting a promise ring... You're probably not old enough to be engaged
CthulhuCups
I thought promise rings were only for children who're too young to get married. Seeing this on what appears to be an adult is concerning.
s1rweeze
Is that a slight against Super Nintendo? Go suck your mother's two dicks in hell
iseeyoushiverwithantici
ChiefLooongDong
Damn, hopefully some lotion...
LiamW1337
Gucci watch, and two diamond rings, but a toyota? Mmmm no priorities.
nineonethree
All dem grammars.
boobcat
it's authored prose, this is the vanguard of English. They ain't slaves to your "Rules"
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Gucci watches are all made by Fossil. Dude knows she's all about appearances than substance, and used it against her. Twice.
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Had to go to True Love Waits as a teen and got a promise ring. Promising my purity to Jesus. Anyone else have to do this or am I the only
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
So did u.....wait?
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
I did for a long time. My dad was going through cancer and my moms entire attention was on him so I felt pretty lonely. Decided to 1/2
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Lose the v-card just to get it out of the way. One night stand and I regret it a lot. But I was a pretty mixed up girl. I was 19
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Well if it makes u feel any better I don't really remember my 1st time. Wasn't drunk it just wasn't that memorable I guess
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
I'm sorry. I feel it should always feel memorable and mean something but I'm a hopeless romantic
iseeyoushiverwithantici
No you're not alone. Those were some awkward years of my life.
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Loser on the beach!?
AbraCadaverz
People still give promise rings???
boobcat
The next ones for the stink.
Atria
Awe man. I have a promise ring, then again it's more of a birthday gift. Yeah...I'll go with that. Either way I love it.
horrorhoe
I considered buying my gf one , just because I don't have money for the wedding not because I'm not committed. I think it's a good gift.
PhiIIipJFry
YourBoyWeNotSocks really doesn't want to just let this go
daummy
Maybe I'm weird but I got my gf a promise ring because I don't have the money for a legit engagement ring.
scarlettfluff
Boyfriend: Can't afford the wedding ring, but I will give her a couple of promise rings and keep her waiting abit longer.
PinkSpongebob
for most it's a 'promise' to save your virginity to each other until your wedding night.
Opportunist
More like 'no intention of marrying her'.
hawkfan0824
lol Gucci watch and driving a Toyota...
Notme68
Toyota does put out some pretty nice cars, too. And reliable next to maybe Honda.
TheCarolingian
And she has a Gucci watch that's big enough to club baby seals to death with.
bittergiraffe
Driving a Toyota.
LieselSkywalker
"Gucci" watch.
TheCarolingian
Upon closer inspection, you are correct. A genuine, bona fide "Gucci" watch.
Angylika
But does she use it to tell time, or go, "This is a Gucci Watch." I am going to go w/ #2, as she was dumb enough to accept two promise rings
CydonianCyborg
Promise rings are so stupid. They say: I want to be with you forever! But I'm not proposing yet. 1/2
CydonianCyborg
It doesn't really show any commitment, therefore making the entire thing pointless. 2/2
mikeatike
I thought it meant she got rings from 2 different guys.
LargeHoman
Same herr
GreaterDog
γδΈγγ₯
goawayleafyvegetable
Me too
goawayleafyvegetable
Me too
goawayleafyvegetable
Me too
TraDrae13
Same here
HighPriestOfCera
me too friend
goawayleafyvegetable
Me too
Veggisaurus
Higher probability of engagement.
Sm9yCg
I don't think it works that way.
Killertortilla
What the cunting shit is a promise ring...
PinkSpongebob
for most it's a 'promise' to save your virginity to each other until your wedding night. Gif unrelated
wafflesmcwafflestein
"I 'promise' that someday I wont be broke as shit/ too immature/ planning to leave you/ all of the above, so please stick around until then"
Killertortilla
The cunt is the point of that?
whatupmyknitters
for my brother and his now-wife it was a religious thing. i think it made their premarital sex okay? not sure though. stupid as hell.
PinkSpongebob
I don't know about you, but for most it's a 'promise' to save your virginity to each other until your wedding night.
whatupmyknitters
generally speaking, yeah. in their case it was a little (a lot) too late for that.
getoffmyprofileswan
Promise ring basically means he's covering up for something. Probably banged her sister.
notinitforthepoints
Thatsmyfetish
Taarguson
And that is how it's done
octavalpanda
30 minutes or less?
IMakeAlternativeFacts
Hot Rod
getoffmyprofileswan
I think so. Is that the one where he decides to kill his father for inheritance while getting a lap dance?
octavalpanda
Yes. I think he kills him the the next scene after your gif
Jacques2298
This is 100% Hot Rod
getoffmyprofileswan
Is it? I drink too much.
Jacques2298
I also drink too much but Hot Rod is my favourite movie I've seen it like 12 times