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Fun stuff.
thegarts
#22. Is he going to unhook the pipes or grab the disk? I can’t figure it out.
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Another excellently concerning dump
Sebastopol140
#2 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
cantreach
#17 I prefer to be a spit roasted chicken
MyUrbanSombrero
#36
firlefranz
#18
cantreach
#30 my favorite game
W0lfsbl00d
#1 I see a new apocalypse villain just dropped.
profiledit
Thanks DK.
NaSMaX
doing the wrong way buddy, turn her about 180 degrees...
firlefranz
#28
cosonfused
this is a real thing btw. there's an actual Microsoft excel e-sport championship.
firlefranz
But I'm pretty sure the competition isn't anywhere near as sexy as the clip, right?
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#23
namelessfish
#5 my boss’s husband bit into a cupcake shaped and scented soap. No one is letting him live that down
LewdLuteGoblin
earthlingextraordinaire
https://imgur.com/et5PC6k.jpg
LumpPump
just make sure it takes the shitters, random snap sounds great till you snap away the decent people on accident and leave to much of the waste to stay in charge. sure id probably go but i know some hella decent people youd be a fool to snap away
earthlingextraordinaire
#32
spiderjohn36
#30 Transylvania 6-5000! I had a major crush on Geena Davis after seeing it. It's such a damn goofy movie but it has a pretty good cast.
thedewser
Peak Gina Davis if I'm being honest.
spiderjohn36
It makes a great double feature with Earth Girls Are Easy.
haveanupvotegif
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
#26 OMG that is a hilarious sick burn on Fetterman.
Redshadow09
#2 This is like the one time I would want a coin pouch like this. I have a few others but this one looks cute X3
SamHandwhich
#14
alyssaaac
#32
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deaththeunholy
#39 sometimes when I ask people advice it’s just to understand how a moron would do it.
MrSatisify
#11
hexephant
Stop trying to make fetch happen!
RevRagnarok
Wait I thought #4 was the #3 proof-of-life?
Caughtintheconcentricelipsesofchaosanditsinnatemadness
Me too.
cantreach
Thanks meme Daddy
GuMaiChaiFarangWoi
#45 (as someone with some experience in this area):
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y25vb2FxaXEzdHp3ajUzcHQyZ2t5aXd4dG1wcmU5aXpuMnpzd3VidSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/w993XQ0gI84Pm/200w.webp
DeakVanNyke
i thought it was a one-off gig
GuMaiChaiFarangWoi
Not if im a failure at all i do, lol
DeakVanNyke
look @ Mr Nine-Lives complaining over here
GuMaiChaiFarangWoi
9 lives?? All for me?? Do they all have to be filled with the childhood rapings the first one was filled with, or will it be more of a pick and mix next time?
ElectricSlideOrchestra
That Spaghet gif upgrade tho
earthlingextraordinaire
earthlingextraordinaire
#18 https://imgur.com/dne5ExG.mp4
firlefranz
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firlefranz
UnsolicitedRichardPicture
#5 I’ve been to enough farmers markets where homemade soap and homemade cheese are both for sale in different stalls and packaged the exact same way. Im sure the cheese sellers were tired of explaining it’s not soap and the soap sellers were tired of saying it’s not cheese.
4chanrefugee
#22 I'll turn the supply on the flush valve off with my Multitool if I'm in a business and they suck.
Just for shigs.
I've disabled the urinals at the local Golden Corral after practically every visit.
LostChats
If they suck, why go back? You’re a duche.
4chanrefugee
1. Because it's hilarious
2. Maybe they've improved. I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt.
3. Fuck Golden Corral
4. It's spelled „Douche“ unless you're recognizing my title, but that's still spelled „Duca.“
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
Can you explain this to me like I'm an idiot? As a proud owner of a vagina, I feel like I'm missing something.
4chanrefugee
There's patt of the toilet called a flushometer that determines how much water is permitted into the flush assembly.
Some can be adjusted with a screwdriver. I have on occasion used a screwdriver to entirely stop the flow of water and prevent the toilet from flushing entirely. The total call for a plumber to fix this is a few hundred bucks for maybe a minute of work.
This is a dick move.
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
To be fair, I feel like both are, but only one learns a lesson. Thanks for teaching me a thing 😊
byronwilliams4010
#1 Why does it have horns? WHY DOES IT HAVE HORNS?
porcodemonio
Some exec at that company has a very particular fetish is why.
SirMisterDudeBroPhD
You know I bet this would make dollars if you made it to be ridden and had them near parks to be rented. Just saying, looks like a "want to be a fairy princess but scared of horses" type fantasy to me.
Like I'd totally take that to town in a nonsexual way if you know what I mean.
pontiacbandit
how could anyone downvote this obvious truth
PartyLich
TheDreadPirateMontoya
Handlebars.
giganticroboticpenguin
In the grim future of My Little Pony, there is only war.
IllegalDuckling
Because Satan saves
drcookieninja
To better rescue you with
TallynNyntyg
To honk at you, duh!
Terran81
Found the dad
TallynNyntyg
Nobody would even date me, let alone marry me.
ThatQuietlySmirking
It didn't when they built it.
woodshampoo
So that it doesn't fit through standard residential doorframes.
hexephant
From the website: "Threehalves will be substantially slowed if attempting to navigate a standard American 32"x80" door, and cannot turn around in a 42" wide hallway or enter a door orthogonal to the hallway. Larger horns can be fit to prevent any passage through pedestrian doors."
Zeterai
A good question, and it deserves an answer, but it's not the primary issue here.
WHY DID THEY GIVE A ROBOT A CHAINSAW?
theshinobi23
For when ramming with the horns isn't enough to get the job done. They're not sending it into disaster zones that are too dangerous for humans; they're using it to create disaster zones that are too dangerous for humans.
Zeterai
mechscientist
cryborg
Oh. It collects heads from the disaster areas.
Terran81
I always wondered how they count and identify the casualties 🧐
annonymouse211
I'm gonna vote for Because it's not real, and is just AI slop, and then per usual do zero additional looking to see if I'm right.
pyr0max
Didn't look it up, but it's literally called satire-s. Which is enough of a clue for me: fake.
LateNightBunnyParty
N-...No. Satyr. Not Satire. That's...that's a whole-ass different word, love. Wow.
theshinobi23
Satyr-ess, as in a female satyr. They are real, according to a quick search, and apparently have a website: https://www.satyress.com/
laDisparitionDesHeures
Yeah no, it's real, though just a proof of concept at this point. Dumbest time-line.
https://www.techtimes.com/articles/322551/20260731/viral-chainsaw-centaur-robot-wildfires-runs-joysticks-not-algorithms.htm
hexephant
Bruh, even the name is a hint, satyr -> satire
laDisparitionDesHeures
Bruh https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyr
hexephant
I know. And? The website is full of hints that it's fake, that's just one.
rusrsdude
Sometimes you gotta innovate to create new things that turn out to be better at other things than what they're initially intended for.
randomwalrus
Because it is a satyr, which is just Pan, a half man half goat boy, bent to mischief/shenanigans. Why does it have 4 legs is the question.
Omicron416
The bottom half is the goat half.
nomikos
Because it's a centaur, duh
AvsFreak
https://imgur.com/Lfd9qiQ.gif
DeVleermuis
Niche reaction gif. 💚
Purplerollox
Stability on uneven terrain, maybe?
MajorasTerribleFate
I think they mean, a satyr has 2 goat legs and two arms. Maybe a centaur would have been a better image/myth to evoke.
JRaven419