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Jun 11, 2026 5:49 PM
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QuanticChaos
there's nothing like playing the rat-piano for an indifferent house panther!
Dragline96
That's exactly how it's supposed to work
3Davideo
Living on the Fringe
Osiricus
It's one of the only systems still working as designed. Designed by who? idk
TheUnnamedPoet
The cat distribution system is working at peak efficiency
GuaiLoh
Not till I get mine.
Vakkeran
ᓚᘏᗢ
Ree81
S( (^¬.¬)o:
DebbieDangle
100%. It's like jury duty. The CDS hasn't tapped me for 11 years. Then today, while watering the tomato plants, I find this in the storm drain:
Arcanum3000
Snufflegrumpagus
My local chapter apparently ran out and substituted a gray fox instead.
SalmySwims
Close enough
shivacat
It’s simply cat software, running on dog Hardware. You will be fine, and you will be loved.
AyatollahBahloni
We lost our fur baby after 14 years last year. We have been waiting for the cat distribution system to function properly, but thus far no luck.
scoutMoonDiver
I’m so sorry for your loss.
rmellis1112
You can peruse the backlogs at your local shelter. I found this guy stuck in queue
DYLANLEE79
I mean... they have distribution centers (shelters).
NotAGarbageCant
Depending on your living situation, must shelters are overflowing with "working cats"
barstr7
Lost my 17yro best girl in March. We've been trying to get a kitten since then as a companion for our other 1yro cat. All our attempts kept falling through. Last week we took home a beautiful 2yro cat from a shelter. She's a perfect fit for our family. The system made us wait for the best cat. Always trust the cat distribution system.
itwasababyox
Congrats on best cat!
marcusrenas6
I am so sorry for your loss! Lakrits says hi and wish the cat distribution will work in your favor again!
AyatollahBahloni
Thank you! Lakritz is a great name for a cat.
TheUnnamedPoet
I'm afraid the Cat Distribution System works on its own time... Much like cats. Sometimes the response is instant sometimes it takes a bit to find the perfect fit for you. Trust in the CDS and it will (eventually) deliver
Cornflakes91
you can also get an appointment and saunt over to the shelter to get one or two.
maybe even one that nobody would take!
ChiLLeCheeze
Embrace the voids.
Cornflakes91
i was more thinking of elder kittens with med needs
AyatollahBahloni
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
This is why ours aren't allowed outside except the catio. I am sorry for your loss