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clwadd
Honestly dumb af. She’s just confused all the time.
mcglirkymeow
Bad plastic surgery and she’s trying to do the Tyra Banks thing - badly.
irisewithredeyes
I thought she looks like she has a turd caught sideways, but I guess this man said it better...
vindik8or
Nasigoring
She is trying to find the light at the end of the tunnel
VelvetWarhol
rezpup
The Trump's lives seem bizarre, way out of reality.
lazysombrero
noncommital
Cold, dead eyes. You would think she lost any sense of humanity and empathy when she shacked up with "The Donald".
00tj
If you randomly swapped her lips and eyes she would look the same I bet
YouEatYellowSnow
She never knows when Donald is going to try to get her to look directly at the sun.
hereforthefunnies
She always looks like she's trying to read the ingredients on a tin of beans, but forgot her glasses at home.
glovelyday
She needs glasses but must not want to wear contacts.
highhiedyin
Maybe it’s her mind that got bent with a spoon
Madv1lla1n
It's just her natural resting bitch face
xmaneds
no, this is planned pose as a result of her modeling training. they trained her and paid her to make this facial expression
iamabigtroll
She’s bending penises
infernalcombustionengine
Down the way
Kebbasaslife
shameofslate
“I show tîts now, yes?”
Annkas
Sarah Palin had her fancy pageant walk, Melanie has her fierce model stare, and Jill Biden has her doctorate in education.
crswjr
Botox
getcrazywiththecheezewhiz
The fact that she pulls this off with Botox is impressive.
kopronym
She looks like a skyrim high elf
GenshiV
Hadn't noticed that. Maybe she needs glasses?
METROlD
To see Trumps dick
AnOldDude
Why would she want to?
TheVampireDante
They said glasses, not the world's most powerful microscope.
LynchlessMob
She's proof that classy and rich aren't the same.
IrisTheVirus
I wish I could find the meme or news link of someone claiming she's "classy & knows 5 languages".
IrisTheVirus
1) She's not rich unless she has her own money from modeling. Whatever money Chump has (and I'm sure it's not as much as he leads people to
IrisTheVirus
believe.
travisdylan
I know several languages. Now, how many can I "speak?" A few. If you count knowing a single word. How many am I fluent in? A non-zero number
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
why does "anybody" use quotation marks like that?
AStegosaurus
Not sure, but it makes me legitimately surprised we didn't get "spoon's".
akittenhasnoname
"Because"
MatrixCreatrix
Maybe they're suffering from a form of Capgras Delusion.
cosinewave
Trying to figure out where her life went wrong.
idontwannagotowerk
Love this ????
jingo11
Not hard to pinpoint
ProfessorChaos
She knows exactly where it went wrong. She sold her dignity for shiny things.
MatrixCreatrix
She secretly memorized the nuclear codes and is reviewing them in her mind, in case Batty McApeshit tries to use them.
BrokenBob7
Bad plastic surgery
MatrixCreatrix
Because Tyra Banks taught her to 'Smize' and this is her best.
BlastFX
The fuck is smize?
MatrixCreatrix
Smiling with your eyes. Tyra taught all her young models to do this during their photoshoots.
Baughr
She looks so fucking terrible. But standing next to trump...
britishbadguysmakememoist
Fuuuuuck ton of botox and filler will do that as well. Botox actually recommends an amount that freezes your face. It's super dumb.
080080
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
That horse cock ruined her face back in the day...
Magjee
Yep: https://time.com/melania-trump-inauguration-model-first-lady/
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Well that's a shame
wildoldowl
the official portrait at the end is so hilariously airbrushed. Looks like a dream sequence from a sitcom
Kaoss01
No shit hey, she has no facial definition at all...
Piccalife
She has eyeballs! Who knew?
OldSwedishGrandma
And they complained about Michelle Obama and that she wore sleeveless dresses?
Magjee
That's code for black
OldSwedishGrandma
Yeah, I suspected that.
TheGreatBlueHeron
That house is so tasteless and tacky, like someone puked gold. It's a visual representation of El Cheeto's sense of nuance and beauty.
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
I legit had no idea what color her eyes were until reading this just now.
imgned
Mel
RayIsPrettyOkay
Yes plastic. Yes still a very beautiful woman.
BrokenBob7
Yeah, I don't like Counterfeit human beings dawg
therealzombiejesus
sparehead4
She's seen Trump naked.
vowofsilence
Hahahaha
WarpHype
Exactly. You can't unsee that.
NUTTDOGG
I’m going to have to think of my parents having sex to get the image you described out of my mind.
Prostatus
SS2000Ali
That’s sickening...?
RobErtE87
Did she tho? I bet she demanded the light off and curtains drawn, eye mask and clothespeg on nose
AnythingMuchShorter
Lights off, curtain drawn, then swap out with a melon she had the kitchen staff warm up and cut a hole in.
NyQuilDaydream
I'm surprised she didn't look into the sun instead of Trump
bydesignph
She dreams of what she had before and now she is stuck with mushroom dick
BaklavaMatatas
She's trying to forget
TheobromineAddict
Probably not recently.
chirpaderp
bochikiniki
That would destroyed most people's eyesight
orbitn
she had to squint to see it, and it just stuck like that.
KrazyKatLadyStarterKit
There's the comment I came here looking for.