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Before: One used banana stand, $1 at Savers,
Took apart, Cut down the hook and slid a Nerf Dart over the metal for padding. Then, Red and Black PlastiDip.
Jul 30, 2015 7:04 PM
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jscuster
Banana stand for scale.
Finaru
Pretty cool OP. Thanks for sharing
Astarion
that looks absolutely incredible for how ghetto-rigged it is
Astarion
that was supposed to be a complement. Sorry.
Iamdarkwingduck
Ingenious
bawnni
Relevant to our interests
ThisUsernameIsntRegistered
ah the banana stand...the solution to so many of life's problems
HotSock
7 games? Peasant child, in my day we worked in the mines to buy our games and any less than 100 was unacceptable.
FedEXguy
So sexy it hertz
UsChickens
Sick reference, bro.
Therackstar
I am not Not Sure.
therealeeyore
What? No banana for scale?
jim71989
@op really dropped the ball on this one
PornhubsFirstTree
So this is why all of your bananas are scattered on the counter.
Ewuk
Get that man a mug that says: "#1 Dad"
Gadred
No touching, no touching
tedatron
When I saw the stand in the car I thought it was the worlds coolest gear shift . Now I want one!
tonythetiger583
I thought that was what was going to happen.
MikadoCat
Needs banana for scale
jkljkljkljkljkl
What kind of DIY is this.
JustForTheLulz
This would sell for 20$ at Best Buy.
AluminiumFalcon
$20? What best Buy do you shop at? Best Buy is becoming the new Radio Shack. They hardly carry anything and overprice everything.
imaginaryupvote
I think I'm about to open up an Etsy store
errazzecka
I want in
ialwaysupvotesith
THERE'S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND!
msbilliejean
as someone who works at Best Buy, can confirm
grumpatsurrisrex
37.95 with an optional 15.98 protection plan
searsjm79
Yeah, that sounds more like it.
JustForTheLulz
Every.Fucking.Time.
Xevvie
Always spend on GSP. That shit saved my phone and Fitbit
AFuckingBazooka
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/2f/2fca3bca977a8ab01ef079c293eb2ee25288acdbb02412effd4b3d8f4d1dd938.jpg
jet73
There's always money in the banana stand.
He4rtless
Why is there no photo of its functionality!?
GreaterDog
+1 for Arrested Development reference
kafkaestic
The man inside me likes this reference.
buzzyloo
Fuck everyone else that commented and didn't reference this
LieutenantSwooty
Definitely the work of a flamer
SgtMichaelCross
"Oh, most definitely!"
hellofromthedarkside
I just blue myself
SgtMichaelCross
Gottttta be a better way to say that.
hellofromthedarkside
He said some wonderful things....
PickUpYourEars
Let's burn it down
OweMiGurd
no you idiot! the walls were lined with money!!
doofensmirtz
No touching!!
FoxMulderFBI
OweMiGurd
i think gobe is probably my favourite character ever
jackoffalltraides
A friend got me to watch arrested development.. Finished the series, loved it, but I don't get the reference..
GreaterDog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuHILqDIvis
LennoxAvenueLadybugs
I think it's like the second episode of the first season.
giraph
George always tells Michael that there's always money in the banana stand. Michael burns bannana stand. Turns out literal $ in banana stand.
xzhous
"No touching!"
somerandomnamegoeshere
250k
Pizzapartys
you sly dog
lsylvester12
What happens when you only have one banana left though?
Absolarix
You eat it.
lsylvester12
Yea but when you have 2 left and eat one then there is one left and you cant hang a single banana and maybe im not in the mood for 2 bananas
Absolarix
Take spare banana, throw it at a stranger and take a picture. Post the image with "OMG A wild stranger appeared! Banana for scale!"
scudlite
NO TOUCHING!
Cheomesh
People have headphone stands?
dickiedoodah
I'm as shocked as you.
Millillion
Yeah, useful for keeping them and the cables out of the way and from getting smashed. Good idea for more expensive headphones.
Cheomesh
This has literally never been a problem for me.
dalekalpha
Got an IKEA desk, and stuck the assembly key in one of the holes. Works good enough for me.
BloodDonor
I have a big plastic adhesive hook on the side of my desk
BatsuitsNipples
I either just "attach" it to the edge of my desk, or drop it a whole foot and a half onto the floor.
PumpkinMasher
I have one built into my PC case.
?1
redamancy
I usually put a command hook on the wall next to my desk for my headphones. No cable mess, more desk space.
xxreapr
I just put my headset on top of my tower
PoppinLochNessHopster
How do you know have a headphone stand? You just toss them on the floor and roll over them with your chair? Backwater as fuck.
Cheomesh
I place them on my desk, where basically nothing can harm them.
PoppinLochNessHopster
I couldn't stand the clutter, that seems very lazy.
Cheomesh
SirJimmothy
http://imgur.com/3qKERzh Wireless and wired
Boniface
Why yes we do:
Hyaril
I use a ruler on a shelf
extractionista
that is so great
Muffyns
I use my floor
andrefezzik
next to the mouse garage, i guess
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
I now realize my desk needs a mouse garage.
Barret80
For some reason i thought this was hilarious! +1
PehhhpaPig
For some reason I thought this was hilarious! +1
Laitka
as someone who has a cord eating Mink....yes
FatElvisWasBest
My shits go in a case.
haddieman
HOW IS YOUR SON'S COMPUTER DESK SO CLEAN???
JonSnowForKing
i know right, mines covered in tissues
ToastyKeen
OP makes her son clean his room. Duh.
sozensloth
they cleaned it before taking pictures because they fear internet judgement?
Iamsofaqueen
Internet judgment scares the hell out of me too
wintermute93
Hm? My desk has a monitor, an external hard drive, a small can of pens and pencils, a clock, and a few papers. What are you people doing?
MrUpv0t3
He hasn't discover the pornos yet
Sauroctonus
It's so blurry you can't see the dust.
benzilla3
>Implying he would ever taint his glorious shrine to GabeN
Affray
The cleanest kids are always the ones up to something...
f001
He wants a headphone stand... Did that surprise you?
FakePlasticTreehugger
Porn.
yeayeahyea
Mom.
ssgoku129
HE'S PROBABLY NOT IN IT
GoDDstopper
Well when you skeet skeet skeet all over the place.....
ParsleySage
My computer desk is super clean... the part in front of the computer anyway, it turns to the right as well... don't look to the right.
Mrdeathbringer14
HOW DOES HE HAVE LIKE 6 STEAM GAMES?!?!?
Lobsterfarts
Moooooooommmm. Stooooooooopp! ʸᴼᵁ'ᴿᴱ ᴱᴹᴮᴬᴿᴿᴬˢˢᴵᴺᴳ ᴹᴱ﹗
meltingeggs
OP threw everything into the bed to take these pictures.
raptorclawhandshake
Like stashing cash?
GenoBeam
I've 100% done this. +1
RemainsspacebarUnknown
i actually like to keep my desk clean, besides dust and well, pc equipment theres nothing on it.
baconsmellsreallygood
I try but then fuck it up by getting drunk one night and the following day there are beer bottles and Chinese food all over my desk.
TellusEidolon
I try keep my desk dust free but I have a cat and I'm a procrastinator by heart...
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
I bet it wouldn't be if you shown a black light on it.
IamJimedontrussleme
SquirrellyWhirly
It'd look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
IamJimedontrussleme
MrChapwhit
TellusEidolon
I'm confused what would happen if you shined a black light on it?
ChocolateKake
baby batter glows
PuttanescaTigerPrincess
Oh, you poor innocent child...
intenseintrovert
OP drives a BMW, yet remarks at how this stand cost $1.
KirklandSignature
An M5 or an M6 E60 to be specific with the S85 engine and DIRAC individual speakers.
KirklandSignature
Or an M3 E9X lol, I could be wrong.
solidfox
You're not. It looks just like it.
Mugen89
Its an E9X M3
ant1is
stalker...
Oillut
Only 6 games on steam? Filthy Casual
TellusEidolon
I know, right? I've never bought a game on steam but I still have ~200+ games on it from humble bundle sales.
Oillut
Same, they make up more than half my library
liquid20
Obviously a CS:GO smurf account. The only filthy casuals are people who don't smurf... jeez.
KamuiBroketsu
He is probs smurfing on cs go
MankDemes
And of course he also has CSGO up. Almost all of my old high school buddies play it now.
Abso
I'm gonna guess there was a picture here that isn't any longer?
pmaguire13
yeah... im confused too
itsjustaprankbro
At least he isn't playing tf2
LifeDoctor
And WHAT is wrong with TF2?
itsjustaprankbro
The cancerous community, shitty updates, trade_plaza servers and meny more.
itiscalledsource
So you are upset about trade servers that are completely optional and you will never see unless you choose to? Color me confused as fuck
Jhill1
Lmao, sounds like someone replaced the sugar with some salt today.
itsjustaprankbro
Honey, I aint ever sugar
LifeDoctor
Well yes, but I like the game in general.
CoeusDarksoul
... brb, going to amazon to look up Banana stands, that's brilliant!
CoeusDarksoul
Wait, NO! Not Banana Hammocks, Amazon! BAD website!
ParsleySage
He only has seven Steam games, what a poor deprived child.
CarlTheLlamaBoy
211 here
retsaoter
Seven. Thats easy, Seven-hundred is twice... Not seven-hundred just seven. Seven! What do you mean you only have seven?
lisp
Depends what you call games. I can name about 4 games/franchises I have probably over 7000 hours in altogether.
lisp
And I mean all these added. Two games for about 4k hours total, and three franchises for another 3k probably.
FreshPrinceOfWhiterun
Why have I never seen a banana stand before. Here I am using a fruit bowl like a peasant
UrsackBlows
Console Peasants
elk1024
I can show you a banana stand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DoctorJimmyBrungus
I logged in to up vote this comment
dootdootfloop
ethylene which is produced by fruit to ripen . i think keeping the bananas stops the other fruit ripen faster as bananas ethylene 1/2
dootdootfloop
2/2 levels are much higher than other fruit . so banana stand help a lot
cyberspork
There's always money in the banana stand
tydamann58
I got the best of both worlds.
dflr
That's what we have.. Only with even less fruit
Jokesterwild
soooo just a rack?
Guderian17
God! It's the 21st century and people are still using fruit bowls? This isn't the dark ages!
Cheomesh
It's the 21st century and people are still eating stuff that comes out of the ground?
Daraise
you mean "headphone bowl"
odraencoded
I thought it was a stand that sold bananas...
PastaJesus
Bendoger
There's always money in the Banana Stand...
baconsmellsreallygood
That white kid to the left looks like he is going to get shived any second... probably by that shifty white girl in the corner...
myusernameismyrealname
that dude in the middle looks like a flamer
Bendoger
Oh yeah...huge flamer
PastaJesus
Maebe, Maebe not.
UltraVioletFlamingo
I don't even have a fruit bowl...
babiibug
Yep! Those fuckers just chill in the corner of counter
IOwnAwesomeness
This made me genuinely laugh out loud. Thank you.
Incognegroe
Some people use a beer bottle 6-pack cardboard box to separate the bananas into each individual bin.
PrincessPeach0420
Banana stands are for peasants. Banana hammocks are the ultimate in banana luxury items!
LoveBugBites
There's always money in the banana stand.
fauxki
The problem I had with them is if I let the bananas get to ripe they start to peel themselves from their hanging weight.
TheGroovianWhovian
There's ways money in the banana stand.
TheGroovianWhovian
There's always money in he banana stand.
Sindritec
Banana farts be cray cray
DitaDarkLotus
I use mine to hold my pot holders
blitherypoop
You're better off separating the bunch. They stay fresh longer.
SouthernUTAH
MUTHA'FUCKASSSSS buy one please
thestigsfemalecousin
There are also Banana Hammocks http://imgur.com/z9p23Z3
Conform
Why are bananas living a more luxurious life that me? :(
poronkusemania
That was a risky hover but it paid off.
Dagunhari
Risky hover is one thing, as a mobile user, that was one hell of a risky click.
TheStoatMcGoats
Was expecting The Todd...
ILikeToHideInLongCommentChains
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu6q97oqhJ1r61520o1_500.gif
sameguyasbefore
I'm glad this isn't what I was expecting
tomyironmane
Not at all what I was expecting. But hilarious all the same.
magila
Have you seen my banana hammock?
OnceDuval
I didn't even know bananas needed to stand.
CreepyPhlox
I'm always afraid the bananas will fall off as they ripen and the skin softens up.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
Fruit bowls are for chickens! Caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw!
TrapsAreIllegal
Keep them separate from other fruits. I prefer bowls. These hooks will have bananas fall off and open when they are ripe.
orangeoxygen
I assure you, you do not want a banana stand.
PolarHailStorm
Bananas are kept on a hook above other fruit because they give off a gas that over-ripens other fruit (and kills flowers)
ravesilly
So bananas are literally killer fruit...
WhatLikeAPuma
It was a cool thing to see, but I felt bad for the guy who gassed them. Seemed he was missing a few brain cells. Produce manager 4 yrs. 2/2
talenphillips
Can confirm. I worked for a supermarket, and we had to store the bananas separately for this reason.
captainclutch
TMYK
qaaaaa
Tip: if you have a hard peach, put it in a paper bag with a banana for a few days. Soft.
slapmyassandcallmesusan
Bananas....the disgusting fat friend of the fruit world.
RevengeByAnyOtherNameIsNotAsSweet
Well that explains my peaches. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Gabriasdiamondsplinter
Also I feel like mine bruise less on the hook
GrizzlyWicks
i heard it was the radiation they gave off that killed other fruit?
pinkflyingpotato
They also make everything in the vicinity taste like banana
WhatLikeAPuma
Actually, only oranges and apples give off ethylene naturally. Bananas are gassed upon arrival at the warehouse to start ripening. 1/2
hiyesthisissatan
Yeah and they make my tortillas taste like scales and that's no fun when all I want is a quesodilla at 2 in the morning.
xxreapr
*checks username*
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
They all give off that gas and bananas give off less of the gas not more. You put other fruit with them to make them ripen faster.
PolarHailStorm
Some fruits do give off more, however, bananas are larger and often in bunches which adds up the amount you're exposing to your other fruit.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Not so much larger as more surface area and they ripen much faster than other fruits so they start giving off gas sooner. Then it snowballs.
dancealittlestranger
I didn't know that.
WhatIDontKnow
i'm not sure that is actually the answer. if that was the case you could put them next to the bowl. they bruise sitting on a hard surface.
bimpnottin
Ethylene
Protestanthorsespice
Or ethene
FreshPrinceOfWhiterun
Damn son, you learn something every day
TheRealFireFrenzy
it is also really usefull if you have some less then ripe fruit you want to eat quicker... The gas is SO2 incase you care;)
MemeMachineWolfy
Catumi
CleverlyReferencedThing
which is why you put them with tomatoes to ripen them faster to be delicious
PolarHailStorm
Or avocados if the place you buy them from keeps them in a fridge or chilled cabinet, since that keeps avocados rock fucking solid for days.
CleverlyReferencedThing
yep, aint nobody got time for dat
TrippWithTheTrippiesOnTheTrippyShow
One of my old roommates thought she was being helpful when she moved my 'cados to the fridge. Ruined my guacamole instead -.-
TheStickyWicket
My husband won't believe me when I tell him this. When he opens an unripe avocado, he sticks it back in the fridge and it never ripens.
TrippWithTheTrippiesOnTheTrippyShow
Gahhh!! Next time you buy them, hide them somewhere and set a reminder for yourself so you don't forget about em.