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GravyEducation
Pants say Hulk, head says Antman. Either way you don't want to see people take off their tops you just go ahead and move to a cold place. It's pretty standard
intaglioguy
Umm, what fucked-up delusion-land has she been living in? Since when do men not go shirtless outdoors in the heat?
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Yeah @OP, that facebook account is literal AI-slop post-spamming to facebook for engagement to turn into a spam-bot.
You got tricked by a bot.
meganical
Oh boy, she would’ve hated living next door to my friend in high school because they had an elderly couple as neighbors and both would walk around the yard in swimsuits in the summer when mowing the lawn. Mowing the lawn sucks
spontaneous9
Lol @ "just jill off," hahahaha
DangerBaer
"Jesus, put a shirt on." -this chick during the crucifixion, probably
GratuaCuun
Speaking as somebody who burns under indirect light - and I mean from a reading lamp - I wouldn't do this
Don't even swim without gallons of sunscreen and a shirt
That said
Leave the dude alone - look at his shorts - thia guys cool
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2szbm11YXVwMHN0dGdtb3J6Nm4zbjdicm91MGNzNjd1bDdqNDM4ZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TgJ39vHZBTMUHfY3dA/200w.webp
hsalonen3000
This is why women wear hijab in Arabic countries. Some older perverts of opposite gender find them too sexy and instead of controlling themselves, it is the fault of people for not dressing modestly. Lady, just enjoy the show.
iidky
My god, he's still out there shirtless and sweaty and muscles. I've taken dozens of pics of him already, I'll take a few more for my files!
Spidey209
It's disgusting. I had to look away several times.
Howlingowl
Wonder how many pictures it took to get the “right angle”
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
Poor guy has to live next door to a Karen.
mikeatike
Looks like he is mowing the yard of the person that took the picture. And posting it in a very right wing community makes it kinda.obvious its satire.
Autittuderp
She couldn't take her eyes off him. That's some sexual repression right there, ma'am.
Justy311
So mowing your lawn shirtless is bad because it's a family neighborhood... but photographing a shirtless stranger without their permission and posting it on line is good because there are no families online or something? How dare you expose yourself.... here let me do it on a much wider scale for you!
afstephanie31415
Probably had her first orgasm and didn't know what it was
NearHereThere
sun's out guns out what ya gonna do
jammer909
While I do think shirts are a good idea, I think she's a goddamn idiot. Calling the police because a man is mowing his own lawn on his own property and choosing not to wear a shirt. Fucking Karens.
Them3OtherGuys
The police after the call:
DianNaoChong
I live in the suburbs and some people came visiting the neighbor and walked around shirtless looking for a grocery store, never seen cops show up so fast and round them up
railgrinder
"This isn't hard"... her husband seems to be pretty quiet
JAPONfan
Gotta love the land of the free and "shut up or HOS gonna sell your house"
Infinias
Rules for thee, not for me.
Crawler4122
Freedom for me but not for thee, hee hee https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OHRoZzQzYjNsbWhsNHZ5ZmNzYTJvamFyZjBtMDUwMmhheHJjYzIxMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/11gKLgWdd4fq92/200w.webp
lonelyrangerofthedreams
“Karen… Shut the fuck up and let me watch!”
Karen’s friend probably
jetact12
I too think she should shut the fuck up. Im trying to Jill off here...
Rufferstuff
Next week.
Howlingowl
The sandals are offensive
dendiverdown
With a built-in weed whacker!
Vidikron
Saw a middle aged dude, not all there mentally, that mowed lawns in his speedo in a gated golf community. They host an LPGA tourney each year. Anyways, went to do a home theater install and he was mowing across the street. Asked the lady there what was up and she was all "Oh that's just so-n-so, he's special and is friendly." Fit dude, looked like a runner. Wanted to get a picture with him but he'd moved on before I had the chance.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Leather panties
zFUBARz
Dad?
jimhotep
The more she complains, the smaller the speedo
Heelcat70
If women can wear a thong bathing suit at the beach or pool, why can a man wear a jockstrap in pubic? Asking for a friend.
13579rocket
There’s a guy near where I live that does everything in the nude. I think he wears like a loin cloth sometimes.
https://knue.com/east-texas-naked-norm/
GravyEducation
Jimhotep has spoken
jimhotep
Mecha Shiva pleases jimhotep.
charliethewizard
"Hobby Lobby Community" this says a lot about their viewpoints already.
Furrieskys
The fact that you think this is a real post given the facebook channel it was supposedly posted in says a lot about your critical thinking skills.
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
That was my first thought as well. Wasting everyone's time.
JackieTreehornProductions
if the arrest records have taught me anything - the folks she hangs with have WAY MORE SKELETONS to hide than the people they're bitching about. Pedo protectors the lot of them.
gronzilla
And her audience
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
The username is pretty much unique and therefore easy to find, it's constantly spamming posts to that community which is a public open page, therefore it's just a spambot spamming random shit and memes for engagement to build a small following to turn into spamming. @OP got got
MrRareza
Looked up the page, it's satire poking fun at the "Hobby Lobby" type people lol. So, I mean, technically correct! ^_^
ActionJohnnie
Their knitting needles are great for home abortions.
Pfffftit
JesusBalls!!! What’s wrong with you!!?!?! +1
charliethewizard
FrankGrenadine
That it’s satire?
GenXHippie
I’d like it to be, but those people are legit that horrible and stupid.
txchief11
Then rejoice, because this is satire.
fractalsphere
Hobby Lobby is notoriously right-wing - to the point that their stores don't have holiday decorations for anything other than Christmas and Easter (no halloween because it's 'satanic')
Furrieskys
And? How does that relate to the likelihood of this not being a satirical post? 1) The picture may have been edited to look like it was indeed posted in that community ;
2) If the post is real, it’s very possible that the person who posted it was trolling the others in that community who truly may be like this.
txchief11
Which is how you know this is satire.
BarryTheCyborg
The picture is clearly taken from the house he is mowing, so this is probably satire.
Dagordae
Also they funded terrorism by trafficking in stolen Iraqi artifacts.
Seriously.
Wolfshead009
FAKE artifacts they paid ISIS for.
tidepool
That’s not true they have decor for every holiday including non secular like Thanksgiving and 4th of July. Can’t remember off of the top of my head if they’ve had Halloween decor in the past, it’s been a while since I’ve gone in, but I know I bought cloth there with a Halloween theme before.
shardix
Thanksgiving and the 4th of July might be nonsecular but they are extremely jingoistic, which walks hand in hand with American christofascism.
Eleshar24
How are thanksgiving and 4th of july nonsecular?
dirtybarnacles
“Jingoistic” word of the day
KAPTKipper
They decorate stores in MAGA
SignedEpsteinsMother
And stolen cultural artifacts
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Uhm wat. Is it illegal in the US to mow your lawn shirtless?
ThM1ck
No, of course it isn't. It isn't even unusual.
Denvercoder09
No, I don't remember ever seeing my lawn wear a shirt at all actually.
UmmonPrime
no it's not... it just sounds like a soulless woman that doesn't have a man that loves her.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Who says she's straight?
Arcanum3000
I suppose it's not impossible, but I'd honestly be shocked if a lesbian or bi woman had a problem with it. It's a very "repressed straight white woman" kind of reaction.
Evenmoreuselessname
The driveway is coming almost straight towards the cameraperson. Looks like it was taken from the house whose yard is being mowed...
GravyEducation
Fun fact in some places they won't even let you keep your yard anything other than Kentucky bluegrass 1.5 inches on the dot
DevilsAdvocat
as some jackass living in that shithole of a country, I can say that I have not mowed my lawn with a shirt on in, at minimum, the last 15 years, all without a single complaint (nor commendation) reaching my ears (in a dense suburb)
Tengenstein
Loud mower? Hearing protection?
Jokes aside I don't pretend there's a logic to gettinng compliments, I have long hair but I look like Steven segal crossed with Penn Gillette, the number of women who'll just strike up conversation with "hey, I like your hair, how long have you been growing it/ what conditioner/can i touch it?" Makes no sense to me, dad bod I guess,
JAPONfan
The HOA will hear about this!
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
That's such a weird thing to have in the land of the free.
DongleDingler
It actually costs extra
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
But you gotta join or else you can't buy the house, right?
DongleDingler
Yea, and pay recurring fees
hufflesnuff
I'm in Rhode Island. Neither I nor anyone I know has an HOA. They're like for condos or something. But this is an old part of the country. We still have towns with direct democratic local government kind of like the Swiss. Outside of the New England states, it turns into counties, and gets all full of HOAs and weird.
JAPONfan
The state with the most HOAs is California. It's also the state with the most russian immigrants. It seems they like to be told what and what not they can do.
DongleDingler
Or do they just like the idea of being able to tell other people what they can't do?
DdCno1
Is this per capita or in total?
JAPONfan
In Total, per capita it's Florida
iamgnat
If you are male, no it is not. If you are female, yes.
Zephyr86
We need equality now!!
7chickens123000
In New York State, it is legal for women to go topless in public, provided they are not doing so for commercial purposes. This legal status stems from a 1992 court ruling that deemed a law prohibiting female toplessness in public to be discriminatory and a violation of equal protection rights.
kershaw
With the exception of Myrtle beach, every place it's been challenged and struck down as a sexist law.
Fun fact: nudity is legal in federal spaces, doesn't matter the gender.
FinancialRavioli
If you are female, it depends on local laws.
PotatoSnake42
In Kansas Women can. 2019 law states anywhere a Man can go topless so can a Woman.
SebastianCrab
Most states it is legal. Very few is it outright illegal. Map:
Marikhen
A lack of laws explicitly banning toplessness or even legally permitting it don't actually make it legal given the number of women arrested for "disorderly conduct," "public indecency," and other BS charges for going topless despite it nominally being legal in a jurisdiction.
LazerSpacePirate
This also depends on local "morality" laws. Your suburbs, town, county, or Commonwealth can make laws that aren't statewide.
Marikhen
Don't even need "morality laws" when you've got "public indecency," "disorderly conduct," "contributing to the delinquency of a minor," and other, more normalized, laws and statutes you can bend into a pretzel to apply to what, theoretically and at the state level, is legal.
Zanzetuken
Huh. Dark mode makes it impossible to see the text for the legend
SebastianCrab
I know. When I posted it I didn't know the background was masked out.
iamgnat
Wow, I had no idea. I thought with few exceptions it violated indecent exposure laws.
Not that I had gone out shirtless in probably 30 years, but shortly after my breasts started growing I had a series of dreams about walking around topless having forgotten I have breast now. Then I would suddenly remember and wake up in a panic.
As @xeoxion pointed out, most men are assholes so it's not something I particularly want to try out.
metall
In NC it's legal for women to be topless in public areas. Haven't seen anyone try it though. But also, as long you're not being "aggressive" toward anyone, you can be fully naked on your own property, regardless of who can see you.
grandfalloon
There's the real reason. Is it legal? Quite possibly. Will you get harassed? Absolutely.
xeoxion
In Canada women can go topless outside in public. I wouldn’t recommend it though cause 99% of men are assholes
OnyxTurret
And its really cold most of the time. I think they also allowed topless swimming in pools, but I doubt think many have taken the opportunity. Still, guess it's nice to know you have the option.
wejustdontknow
There are some places it's legal in the US.
DongleDingler
Source: GoTopless.org
xeoxion
Canada. We have legal topless women and weed. And then we have a crackhead neighbor downstairs
DongleDingler
Don't forget functional health care!
lifeisadadjoke
My parents had a neighbour that mowed without her top on a few times. It got a chuckle the first time, and it didn't blip after that.
masiakasaurus
Neither illegal nor unusual. This woman is just crazy.
CallMeCourierSix
I suspect her husband is a closeted gay dude, and she's upset because he was staring.
BeaverOnFire
Kotarisu
Or repressed horny.
ForceAwakenWasLame
I’ll take the Holy See for $500
WorkerLurker
The midwestern specialty
MapleSyrupMafia
"It's making me considering cheating on my husband again... Put a shirt on before you run my marriage!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
CedricDur
Reminds me of the whole (paraphrased) 'men should wear shirts otherwise other men will be sexually attracted to them, like straight men do'.