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TheStaleBread
The chess one is a valid first move by the way
donkeymoney
That woman should be questioned for being a dumbass and probably racist.
brauntosaurus
Having been that (music) education major (not gingerbread men, but still) it's true. I had 13 classes my first semester. for 18 credits.
TheBlackWindHowls
*SPOILERS*
TheBlackWindHowls
I cheated on my second grade spelling test.
Hooplaa
#5 is me ever since Monster Hunter World came out...
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ISeeNippleWithoutLittleKids
This is so stupid and I love it
LordDenmark
Can someone give me the weird horse pic without any words on it??? Thanks
dandelionbomb
No darlin. It's marriage then divorce.
ScottishPower
I feel like we have to tell America to be normal far too often. It should go sit in the naughty corner
tex2934
Well our corner is gonna be lit AF
tigerjax
Im 37 and still have dreams about having a test I haven't studied for or missed.
LupusIgnis
#21 - Romeo and Juliet done right.
FromTheHeartOfIgnoranceICommentAtThee
Not enough swordfights and fake suicides that accidentally turn into real suicides...
LupusIgnis
It was the suicide scene I thought of. This is more romantic.
seedye
What will you do with the 20MB?
8BitMinja
In #2, is he sweating because he's nervous or because the sun got super close?
supremedreamz
Stole a few (slow clap)
LeeDee16
#8 was me and me sister. Me writing a research paper and her having a meltdown over making a pop-up book. Different skills I guess...
Bellamortis
Making a decent quality pop up book is pretty difficult. You guys are just flexing different parts of your brains
fitchy0812
Okay but... #13 is neither a bacteria nor a virus...
PompatusOfLove
That clay statue had me in tears
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Me too! Omg. They'll never do that again! And sometimes the 2nd time is even better..... silver lining
rovertbiggs
His face with be Thor tomorrow.
Etazin
I kinda want an AMA from someone who ate tide pods... like why?
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
It was only kids placing them in their mouths as an ironic joke. It translated to eating them in media and now... who knows!
BrohthorNature
For likes lol and no I’ve not done it.
Wgasa
The one about the rape and keeping the baby, I would be gone. Fuck that bullshit.
Nubbsy
We're assuming that married couples only discuss these issues over public posts on facebook
BozoThePie
I'm sure real people (who are not made up) have this type of conversations in public comment threads on facebook constantly! For realsies.
youdontknowmeanddontneedto
That one is crazy, I was wondering if it was real. As a chick, I can definitely see why he wouldn't wanna stay. It seems a weird situation
mattproducer
Since it's a Facebook conversation, I'm going to hope that it's not real. But fucking hell if it is!
PanicAtTheCostco
What married couple has that conversation on Facebook? In the comments section no less?
Wgasa
In this day and age?
Anthony88
Oh dude. I'd have beaten Usain Bolt getting out the door of that. Fucking hell
infiniteweasels
Calm down people, it's the fakest fake that ever faked.
Rossovich
Agreed. That's just not how that's supposed to work.
QueenCousland
If it's real, he found out from fucking Facebook.
SckThaDJ
I feel like Facebook should rebrand to fuckin Facebook
badthaught
FuckFace.
ippikiwoof
No child support, biiiitch
JackSandwich
I can't help but wonder maybe she cheated, lied and said it was rape. But who knows.
aluriilol
definitely. he suspects the shit out of that. he even puts "rapists" in quotes
thorkun
Either way, that dude should be waving bye-bye to her.
onlyherewhenipoop
#12 whooper is the only water type there, it's perfectly safe in the water.
hotdropoclock
"Whoop de doo, water! I'm fine!"
ClockworkRepairDroid
"Knight to F3"
XenoDragon45
Pawn to D5
BANANAFLAKE
I was playing mario kart with lots of friends. Losers had to pass. Constantly rotating screens. "YOU ARE THE CAT!" - my wife from the start>
BANANAFLAKE
Of the race to the beginning of the second lap. Still got third. Bullet Bill FTW.
Fortherea
Dear lord, Anakin cutting that pear with fork and knife. I thought it couldn’t get more awful but it did.
Thatknifeguy
#8 having gone to art school, that can be a reasonable complaint.
KillingTlme
I got my degree in CIS and my wife in Early Childhood education. Her homework was a fucking joke.
Whatyouregonnawannado
#1, the question isn't wether the pear is snoke, cause the answer is pretty obvious. The real question is why the fuck is he cutting a pear?
moonshadowkati
Cutting a pear is fine, but not into slices? Just cutting it in half?
Whatyouregonnawannado
exactly!
MandaloreIncognito
Do you know how to properly eat a SPACE PEAR?!
Molvanian
Isn't #7 literally just Liliana from Magic the Gathering?
BugcatcherJay
Or Lazarus from Evolve
Kamekami23
Exsul
I'm going for a masters in ed. What this doesn't mention is the 20 pages of lesson plans we ALSO do, as well as the 20 pages for our content
KillingTlme
The Lesson Planning is what you get to do FOREVER! Once you think you are ready for next year, they change what has to be taught and how.
KillingTlme
Wife is a teacher and her degree was stupidly simple to earn, but her job is way more time consuming than mine.
KillingTlme
For half the pay.
OperaBuffa
For realz, fuck that original tweet. It's bullshit like that that lets lawmakers think paying teachers poverty wages is ok.
Antrazit
If you decide out of your own free will to eat tide pods, that's natural selection at work right there. Good riddance.
TypicalGayMan
Well, at the same time, realize those who eat tide pods are probably too dumb to use contraceptives.
chimchim666
actually, it would only be natural selection if you "decided" to eat them due to genetic determinism.
Antrazit
I was implying that. You have to have a malfunction in your DNA to be that dumb lol
chimchim666
something being genetically determined is in opposition with the idea of it being motivated by free will. free will vs determinism.
HughLaurie
Is this really even a problem? I thought it just happened a couple times.
llarkspurrs
Also, wtf do kids think is gonna happen, get high??
Justiceforbradswife
The majority know and just don't care
robots914
Aww yeah, I can't wait to melt the inside of my trachea and suffocate on my own blood!
Justiceforbradswife
Well why did cutting become popular... Attention whores have always been around...
UserguyMcMister
Glade air freshener enemas are gonna be the next thing.
CrazyMrowLady
My fave college memory has to be the time I ate acid and thought the baguettes in Tesco were snakes and asked the security guy to help me.
RelartOfGivia
My favorite memory is when I was over at my female friends' dorm and they were getting ready to go out and for some reason a bathrobe and...
RelartOfGivia
...banana fight ensued. 3 hot chicks in bathrobes having a fight with a banana.
Carabiner96
What happened next?\
CrazyMrowLady
I was taken to hospital for eating too much acid.
PudgyPinkiePie
Wait what. They can't really do anything but give you a quiet place until it wears off, and too much won't really do anything to you...
CrazyMrowLady
Hey, I live in a country with free healthcare. You see someone screaming about snakes in the bread aisle, you call an ambulance.
PudgyPinkiePie
Shit. Would be nice.
PudgyPinkiePie
There was a case in the 70s where a couple guys thought this pile of white powder was coke so they snorted it but it was LSD crystal
LeSethX
Living up to the username. Twas probably a good thing
CrazyMrowLady
Hey, I used to breed tarantulas. Snakes are just little shoelaces in comparison.
LeSethX
We have a small snake somewhere in the backyard. I can post a picture I have of it later today
wolfsonne
This should be a post
CrazyMrowLady
I mean, I'm not sure how many more details I can give.
iloveserotonin
My fave college memory is pretty mean, but funny and had to be done. This girl in one of my psyc classes kept talking through class and I 1
iloveserotonin
Couldn't hear the professor to take notes. I shushed her one day and she said "fuck you" and kept talking, but louder. So I thought 2
iloveserotonin
"Alright bitch, game on". So one day, when the professor and class wasn't in the room, I put a fart speaker under her chair and the button 3
iloveserotonin
In my jacket pocket. In class that day, she started to talk again, so I pressed the button and it made a loud fart sound. Everyone turned 4
iloveserotonin
Around and she turned bright red. A few mins later she started talking again, so I hit the button again and did this each time she spoke
NickBlight
I mean, she swiped right on him too
FlatPlutoSociety
Plot twist: she's a sociology professor doing research on behavior in dating apps.
okaapi
He swiped top, through.
1Titty
Nigga what
OverpricedCrayon
top?
Gunslinger8912
There are 'super likes' where you swipe up instead of side to side. It notifies the other person whether or not (or before) they swiped.
ParaBellum96
Yeah, swiping up superlikes people. It gives them a notification saying that you like them instead of being anonymous
OverpricedCrayon
I know that, but I didnt know thats what they meant by "top".
KillingTlme
She was on Tinder... Isn't it only used for this exact purpose?
CameForNatalieDormer
Not really, no. Lots of hook-ups, but plenty of people have long-term relationships from Tinder matches.
garybear
My roommate (dude) keeps trying to find the love of his life through tinder in the most cringe way. He hasn’t had success yet.
CameForNatalieDormer
It's just like real dating. If you approach any person with the intent of only true love, you'll have a bad time.
ddbrown30
The app in the image is Bumble. Women have to send the first message.
Blowseph
I think they were talking about the image with Margaret and one of her students
ddbrown30
Ah, you're probably right.
NickBlight
In a prefect world... But sadly basic bitches looking for love have corrupted it
Beefkins
Good god this. Overweight single mom of two that loves Jesus looking for true love on a hookup app.
supremedreamz
Worth a shot
WorthAShot
What?
Actionberg14
Hahhahaha
MandaloreIncognito
6pace
This is so stupid, its perfect, I love you.
ContentCup
What?
LaserRedBull
Nice
ihateimgurffs
She didn't, he super liked the profile.
NorwegianSheepknuller
And she swiped right either before or after.
RayDayy
She still has to swipe right
IReadEverythingInMickeysVoice
Don't you still have to both match?
ihateimgurffs
Yes as everyone else pointed out. I had no clue, I never used the app, I just assumed.
maythedoctorbewithyou
She still has to swipe right to match. The super like just means they get to the front of the line pretty much
ihateimgurffs
So what is the point?
NickBlight
It's saying "Hey I've already swiped right on you".
jeffjeffingtonthethird
You go from maybe showing up on her queue to "hey, this person likes you!". Other person still needs to agree to talk to you
PoppinLochNessHopster
Never used the app, but I'm guessing a "super like" costs money to use, so the point is to take money from the men.
zombiebatman
Isn’t that always the point though?
TimTurton
You get a few super likes everyday for free I believe.. If you want unlimited you have to pay tho