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Edit: Confirmed to be a joke by the creator: https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdh9unDQ/ - thank goodness!
( Added here too: https://i.imgur.com/rceudnT.mp4 )
Unfortunately this gem wasn’t:
https://youtu.be/vwD3dv24xGk
Daddymememaster1
Dog: Finally, some good fucking food.
xaosbob
Upvoted for confirming this was a joke.
nakedpuritan
This is good satire. She has that patronizing hand on heart fake confidence down.
mamamandaa
Why the fuck is she picking the dog up by the arms
CricketRickshaw
my dog would monch both. he a big dummy
Metlahaed
As a vegetarian, I have a freezer full of filet mignons, which my dog eats daily.
Metlahaed
Lmao who downvoted my dog eating like a queen?
tzap
It's a joke but in all honesty I think discussing our pet's carbon footprint and their contribution to factory animals is a good thing.
tzap
What I do with our dogs - or with a dog, sadly the other just passed - is prefer chicken rather than beef. Technically dogs can also ..
tzap
.. do well on low or even no meat foods but it's flimsicky and tricky and I'm not really prepared to go through the hassle right now.
PastorOfMuppetz5
papamoose
Idk man stupid people won’t see this as a joke and it will only confirm that it’s ok for them to make their dog vegetarian.
papamoose
Simultaneously I don’t want to stop people from making jokes. Can’t win either way. Sigh…
Manhoarder
I know this is satire but unfortunately I have tried to argue with unreasonable control freaks (vegan) who think it's ok for cats to go-
Manhoarder
vegan. I'd like to remind everyone that there are multiple forms of veganism, and forcing your carni/omnivorous pets to go vegan is in fact-
Manhoarder
against the ethical form of veganism. A perfect example of a ethical vegan is Youtuber Jenna Marbles. She feeds her dogs an omni diet
IAMSRC
BraveScope
of course it’s fake… why would anybody ever want to prove their own point wrong, unless it was live.
KarlMuller
Plant based guy here, forcing your diet on your pets is abuse.
inappropriateuseofmemes
"Finally, some good food!"
GrassssssssTastesBad
Apparently veggie pet food exists but I can't imagine how expensive it would be
Mpete
Bonnie is such a bitch.
CanadaDryGingerMale
zerozugzeit
Growing children should also have a wide selection of healthy food, not salad and super processed soy.
BrianMMXIX
Vegetables are not food! They are the food for MY FOOD!
jaijaikali
Cats in particular are carnivores. They HAVE to eat meat.
SpeedbumpNZ
Cats can't synthesize purine, much like we can't synthesize Vitamin C.
H3RLA
You're not telling me what I can't do. I'll go now and Synthesize my Vitamin C. GOOD DAY SIR.
jacky780001
before anyone thinks this is serious, this is satire
PrincessPuffyPants
It is, but it's still a great message so +1 for this repost!
Tyneedic
Oh good...had me for a mimute
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Yeah I didn't even turn the sound on and I could tell.
PorneliusHubertII
If it were serious it wouldn't have been uploaded.
jaijaikali
Yeah there's no way they'd post the video if it wasnt lol
backrideup9
Its shitty satire that makes her look mentally unstable and cruel to animals. Is that what she was going for?
confanity
Sadly, some anti-vegetarian / anti-vegan hate (often tied to misogyny and other right-wing BS) is based on insisting that it's real.
atmcashmoney
This isnt about hate of personal choice. Giving dogs a purely vegan diet is demonstrably bad for them. The post: a joke; the issue is real
confanity
My point is that vegetarians feeding dogs veggies is super rare, but the haters obsess about it and use it as a strawman vs. all of them.
MrSmilingDeath
I mean, if it were real, she wouldn't have posted it if the dog did the opposite of what she set out to prove.
engineeringwombocombo
Yeah, anytime something like this is posted it means either the person posted it themselves, or their friend recorded and posted it.
Napukin
I didn't doubt. No dog I'd ever known ate anything but grass so they could vomit.
QuicklyThisWay
Confirmed! Found the source and added their response to the description.
IWantToHugEveryCat
Why would she upload that if it was real?
Givemethegoo
You can tell it's staged because it was posted
Drummondwc
Yeah, why would a vegan post a video that counters her claim?
Chryos
It has happened for real, though. Live. On TV. https://youtu.be/vwD3dv24xGk
ontarioOT
This was what I was thinking about.
Bronymous
I mean yeah, if it was for real why would she post it
Demagur
It's so hard to tell anymore
Yoganmahew
Too late! Many whooshing!
imightbeabearindisguise
Was gonna comment that this seems totally staged.
QuicklyThisWay
Well that is a relief. Would love a source if available. The other comment here ^^^ shows a video of it happening on live TV.
Seethreepeeoh
My dog wagged her tail
Ryanator50
yeah I wanna say "Why else would she upload it" but then again, I have seen people upload other embarassing videos.
shamdogsox
This is staged tho, right? Why would she post it? It totally disproves the point she is trying to make.
Metlahaed
Yes it was created as a joke
ChickenROAR
Probably a jab on actually owners who push their diet on their pets. Otherwise, why would she post this?
namelessfish
It’s definitely satire
DrainingSideEffectsOfRestlessSleep
Vegan who lets my dogs eat what they want, unless it's grapes or such.
InoffensivePablum
My dogs fucking love fresh cabbage and kale! They get it everyday as a treat after they finish their raw meat diet.
Jessmeerwart
Snap! My dogs are raw fed too, but absolutely love cabbage. Causes some horrendous dog farts tho
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DrewBerg
Vegetarian here too and fuck anyone that makes their pet Vegetarian. They're not the same as humans, I can't believe this needs to be said.
GrogMetron
Again this is satire it doesnt need to be said -.-
CubwardOHulihan
Why not? I'm an alcoholic and only let my dog drink whiskey.
vjmurph
Dogs do fine on vegan and vegetarian diets, as long as they are balanced (same goes for Omni diets). The issue now is with diet related DCM
vjmurph
Certain prescription foods are vegan and vegetarian for dogs who have allergies, and they do great in those. They are omnivores, like us,
vjmurph
not obligate carnivores like cats.
drbloodbathmc
Was looking for this comment. That being said I’m not a vegetarian and would never put that on any future dog I own unless medically needed.
endlessnumbereddays
If a vegetarian wants a vegetarian pet, get a bunny.
DrewBerg
Right?
belovedlover
I hope you're the type of vegetarian who's still OK with people eating meat.
DrewBerg
I am. My dietary choice started has a health choice and just stick with me. I don't care if people eat meat. Tho I'd like it if the meat >
DrewBerg
Industry wasn't so ecologically damaging, but that's not any individual person's fault.
belovedlover
Yeah, the industrialization is getting bit out of hand if it's not done responsibly. I've been thinking about hunting lately because of this
Kbantar
Only humans can be vegetarian, because by definition it's a choice. It's not herbivory. Forcing animals to eat unhealthily is wrong.
AsAnItalianItsDifficultTalkingOnTheWebCauseIcantUseMyHands
I mean humans are not vegetarians by nature either, but it is an honourable choice!
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Youhavinagiraffe
I agree, that's why my rabbits only have rare steak
Howlingowl
Omnivore here and fuck anyone that forces their kid to be vegetarian. Humans are omnivores and animal proteins are important for our diet
curmudgeon91
I'm mostly vegetarian, worked rescue... Saw idiots try that. There are dogs that will pick veggies over canned food but if you offer real>
curmudgeon91
>meat they will pick it every time. In fairness, we took donations and some or rather most of the canned and bagged foods were garbage.
curmudgeon91
Dogs need a mix of everything, cats rely on meat modified with nutrients they need like taurine. I would never make either vegetarian.
ThomasThundersword
toss cats raw chicken gizzards for taurine. if you’re going for a no or minimally processed diet.
DrunkBobRoss
I cannot believe the number of things that shouldn't need to be said, but do in fact need to be said.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Like a blender is not a fleshlight?
DrunkBobRoss
A blender can be a fleshlight once.
DrewBerg
Littlemacabre
Two truths. 1. All signs are created following a stupid human trick 2. The last few years have taught us we’re surrounded by idiots
ThaWhiteRanger
Don't inject bleach. Don't eat horse dewormer. Don't drink your piss. Like that?
DrunkBobRoss
ThaWhiteRanger
You can do it. I believed in you. Bye bye.
QuicklyThisWay
Honestly if someone is that against feeding animals appropriate food, they likely don’t think people should have pets either.
JiffyGee
So, PETA?
ICantThinkOfAU
Exactly like peta. Except on top of not believing humans should have pets, they also believe animals are better off killed than being pets
CarolHayden
Humans like to be self righteous but make exceptions for their preferred species
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
That often isn't how it works. People that ignorant are often internal consistency-deficient.
QuicklyThisWay
From personal experience I’ve been harassed online because I jokingly call myself a veggan as I am mostly vegan but still eat eggs and honey
QuicklyThisWay
And a lot of those people saw that I had pet cats and told me I was an awful person for having pets. Militant vegans are wild.
x1xruex1x
I've worked in pet industry and seen people say their dogs require kosher food. Cannot fathom a dog being religious in any manner
erotemeeroteme
That would be a matter of the owner not wanting to support non-kosher slaughter.
Andtheworldwentwhite
Which is perfectly valid, if they belief is non-kosher is bad. if they believe the dog cares that is weird but people are weird about pets.
x1xruex1x
Im all for people following their own ideals, but in the 90's it was a BITCH to try and figure out what dog food was kosher-made. 1/2
x1xruex1x
2/2 the people would get mad that we didn't have a kosher section and didn't know immediately. so I suppose the problem is more the people
Anasetsuken
RayMC
For context, this is her reaction to Harry demonstrating one of the few skills in which he is smarter than her.
sharkhugs
For context, this is Harry breaking the rules to not fly without a Madame Hooch there, to which Hermione would absolutely call shenanigans
RayMC
Fair play, but Harry’s got a hero complex. He wouldn’t stand for bullying nonsense. Hermione needs to sort out her priorities!
bbecks
Breaking the rule in which Madame Hooch just told them will lead to expulsion (it didn't but they didn't know that). So even more serious.
sunnrider
My rottweiler loved fresh iceberg lettuce but she'd stab a mf for a slice of bacon.
anyoder27
My dog gets super excited when he hears the lettuce bag come out. He loves veggies and fruit. We give him small amounts of safe ones.
420supercoolusername69
Isn’t that, like, animal abuse?
komdernouffbijjoh8
How she pulls the the dog by the legs because sge wont come to that ...*thing* by herself? Kinda.
Vblink
This is a joke video.
Emulen
The lion in futurama comes to mind
richiWebKing
::wheezing::
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
I mean, considering that the video creator uploaded it, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it's a joke.
nanyatenyaa
Lettuce isn't enough to sustain that animal's dietary needs, so yup, pretty much. Though I'm guessing this video is just satire.
girlypants91
Yes
newsguycraigevans
It damn well should be
belovedlover
Yes, just like it's abusive to tell other people what they can or cannot eat.
stlouiscardinalsfan7
This was a joke, per the person who made the video I thought.
Malacheie
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5035952/ It can be done, but it takes a lot more than a plate of lettuce.
QuicklyThisWay
Technically dogs (but not cats) can SURVIVE without meat, but it is very difficult and it won’t be living it’s best life. So yes. Yes it is.
erotemeeroteme
There are meatless prescription diets for dogs who have skin issues or bladder stones on common proteins. Difficulty is not on consumer end.
darkstarmc
Both can trive without meat in modern society
RayMC
Wait… isn’t this how we are too? Obviously to a much lesser degree, but still?
spsupjewski
My one cat wouldn't survive, but she sure would try to live only off green beans. She goes crazy for them.
nanyatenyaa
Cats are OBLIGATE carnivores.
ThePretentiousGentleman
If they have a ton of supplements to compensate for the lack of protein, then yes, but it depends on the breed.
Swoogeeh
Just like us humans! OOOOHH I JOKE I JOKE, put your downvote guns away or was a joke, I like salad.
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Markamanic
I had a girlfriend who was a hardcore vegan. She fed her Ferret frozen baby chicks because that has the stuff they need. She understood 1/
Markamanic
That carnivores aren't as privileged as us, who can digest pretty much anything organic. 2/2
MyCabbages2016
I learned recently that dogs are omnivores. Blew my mind because I had always seen them as carnivores.
kerrigan778
I believe it's a bit debated still because wolves are carnivores and nobody can really tell what makes dogs not.
ThePretentiousGentleman
True Carnivores are a rarity in the animal kingdom, cats being one of the few along with Polar Bears, Crocodiles, snakes and stuff.
CarolHayden
I felt the same about grazers like deer and cattle opportunistically eating mice
thevortexmaster
My old dog wouldn't touch a vegetable if her life depended on it. My current dog likes carrots and some other veg/fruit
Jherden
Dogs eat literally whatever they can. It's also why you must be careful feeding dry kibble, because they will eat until full.
KiwiGameDev
My dogs would eat grass… all the time. Upset stomach? Grass. Tired from long walk? Grass. Bored? You guessed it. Grass
KingXizor
They evolved to eat many of the same foods people do. So generally, if you can cook it and eat it so can they, but still:
KingXizor
https://www.aspca.org/pet-care/animal-poison-control/people-foods-avoid-feeding-your-pets
HotSauceOnMyButthole
They’re unpicky scavengers by evolution, incidentally that’s why they sometimes eat poop
Anju42
Dogs love carrots but they need to be cooked to be good for them
nanyatenyaa
Carrots are sweet... typically sweet vegetables like carrots, are better served as a snack to animals.
nanyatenyaa
For example, giving a rabbit a bunch of carrots, is actually bad.... its like stuffing them full of candy.
feryooday
I believe they are *non-obligate* carnivores. at least that’s what I learned like 10 years ago in animal science at university.
feryooday
Google appears to say that they now use the term “facultative carnivores” but “obligate carnivore” is still a thing (cats etc) so yeah
feryooday
dogs will choose to be carnivorous if given the option essentially. and it’s healthier for them.
feryooday
A little different than omnivores.
tzap
Not all dogs are but most are. Interestingly enough wolves require meat. But dogs have evolved the ability to digest starch to a ..
ThatJerkOnTheInternet
IIRC Dogs come from a now extinct from of wolves that were more scavengers then hunters, so their digestive tract can handle almost anything
tzap
I would recall that there's suspected to be 2-3 different ancestral lines of dog breeds. One can digest starch, others can't.
tzap
.. point and can get more nutrients from plants than wolves. Not all dog breeds can, but most. Vegan dog can be healthy but it's very ..
tzap
.. difficult balance and not all dogs can do it. If you wanna limit the carbon pawprint of your dog, give chicken and occasional fish and ..