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Ahh, the Classics...
Homes Under the Hammer? Can't remember, but this was gold :-)
He who is without cable throw the first TV....
MaleProstateMilker88
#28 why is someones account name over a Monty Python video? Are they seriously trying to take credit?
barefootguru
#7 não olhe = don’t look
shouldbestudying
#37 We are really missing out on wank nozzle.
Wapusk
#17 When I was a precocious grammar school student I learned that some people's parents beat them up! Sometime around then I fell and sliced my knee open on a broken bottle in my back yard. Wanting to reassure the ER doctor my parents weren't like those bad parents I volunteered that "My dad didn't do it."
Kids? Do not do this.
Dacades later, reminded that I had said that, I realised that was probably why I, and my parents, were in therapy abruptly and briefly in late tens.
FlameArath
#10 honestly at that point just give it up. How do you recover from that
blaghart
#29 today in "things that could have been fixed by trains"
CalculatorFunTime58008
#39 a solution I've been writing my legislators about.
We need to pass sweeping laws for toddlers to protect themselves.
The laws will be called "Stand My PlayGround".
gayvillian
#6 Holy shit I can't breathe after this one. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
TerraDactyl89
#37
goflyblind
#6:
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TheDreadPirateBoberts
who's the bubblemancer?
volundrM
#40 anyone know where this is from? Whole vid?
nojustsayitdont
Looks like Teahupo'o https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=teahupoo+code+red+ii
Redshadow09
#37 Excuse me. Where do you hear people calling each other "poop Goblin" and a "Wank Nugget"
crasemana
#50 I have epilepsy and it was hard to get my license back. I’m shocked someone with such serious uncontrollable reactions would be allowed to drive
sharkmanspi4
#1 free luigi
hyptosis
"STEP OUT OF THE CAR, MADAM!" What a different fucking world they live in, no way our cops could get through that without a 'bitch' thrown in there.
Redshadow09
#4 Yes and among other things.
TeddyBruhsvelt
Why would #9 require "delicate questioning" and not just "what do you mean by 'sex party'?". If she is ok with going to that event and will even call it a "sex party" then she wont be embarrassed/offended by just asking what she means...
LincolnMarkLT
#22 Mitch was a good man. He still is, but he used to be too
chevymonster
#16 - If the balloon was behind him and someone else popped it, it would look amazing!
jimd1954
#4 Difficult.
NaughtButOne
#1 A young man trying to impress beyond his abilities. https://youtu.be/wAmmUWUHVkg
blaghart
#23 This is what the US used to look like at the dawn of electricity, when electrical companies were like ISPs and your fucking appliances wouldn't even work if you had to switch electric companies
Samthetrue
#37 the dirtwit wankclowns get no love!
Funny, because Ive seen wank clowns used online more often than I'd like to admit.
boop66
#31 Look at all they have taken from us. https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldHZqMXcxYnd2ZXE2NnZxMndzdXVsZ2pwdzU1ZmpoM2E0dGYxdnZrbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Z9DDTxtG7GFTH6iyfo/giphy.mp4
ThenStopTouchingIt
You need more water and fiber in your diet because that was one very solid dumb.
pullingsixty
#35 What is the goal here?
boop66
To own the Libs? https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZnk4M3k3M3JlZGU3a2d4bnFhbzUzZTIzOXU0aGJ5aHdpN3lodjdqcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/nQJ3Sn1thu6yeft637/giphy.mp4
victell
Either yoga flame or yoga fire.
brazzy42
Remove soot from the chimney, the same thing that chimney sweeps do. Because if it accumulates, it can start burning itself, and that makes for fires that are very hard to extinguish.
nojustsayitdont
Chimney cleaning maybe? Because fuck the neighbors, amirite?
Archmesis
To tell the world that there's no new pope, yet.
twelvoclocklevel
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Google says they're cleaning the chimney. Dunno if it's true but it's an answer.
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
cleaning
Sennox
#19 THIS! Will NEVER fail to make ne laugh xD
OneMoreLime
#39 impossible because it could not still be a toddler after 2 years.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Might not have been a toddler when he started.
Trustrup
Isn’t a toddler about 1-3 years of age? That gives it a 2 year period.
beachbum273
Toddler timelord