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You thought that his eye-roll gif was hawt? You thought wrong!
Nov 4, 2021 11:30 AM
gottacatchemalldragonball
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You thought that his eye-roll gif was hawt? You thought wrong!
piperdude
He once sat on a drum that my Dad had just bought and broke it. Didn't even apologize.
Immune2Iocaine
I'm a straight guy but I definitely felt a nudge.
AtsaMattaForMe
sweetfeetpete
TheDudeSkywalker
Look up what he did in "Last Tango in Paris"
WillemHellfire
Butter
tzahtman
I can't believe it
LawFiveGuy
in 1978 Brando earned (all in) $19 million for 20 minutes of screen time as Jor-El in Superman. That's almost $80,000,000 today.
BrockEffingSamson
There's no way he's on screen for 20 minutes. I poked around and found one source that says ~8 min. Even that seems high.
HillOfBeans
And had to read every line from cards 'cause he couldn't learn them. He was a really gross, selfish, narcissistic human by then
thetrulymaddog1134
Yea I remember hearing a rumor some of his lines were written on the diaper of the baby during scenes because he refused to memorize lines
Shitheid
And Sinatra hated him long before then. It that it's relevant, I just dont get to talk about it often
WhatUpDog3000
He would go on to run one of the most powerful mafia families in the US.
Biker222
Yeah, he was a persuasive guy. He’d make you an offer so good, you just couldn’t refuse.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Straight dude here. Always happy to see some eye candy for lady imgurites and gay bros. Hope y'all have a nice wank!
IupvoteAussies
abovethecloudsboy
I'm a straight man. But am I?
ZRAAA78
And then there´s me...
justadudewholovescats
FlissFloss86Gaming
There HAS to be a better way!
getadogupya
The horror... the horror...
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Apparently he slept his way through a hell of a lot of both women and men in Hollywood in his heyday.
WillemHellfire
Are you Quincey Jones?
QueefMalone
We'll always have Paris.
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
Crisilli
Anybody got the eyeroll one to add to the collection?
DarkHollowDulcimers
xBenoitBallsx
The biker jacket as we know it today is based off this design, the Schott "Perfecto". I put mine on and I am Marlon Brando 1953.
hamburgerous
Huh, I have a body like Marlon Brando. Not this one though . . .
Superfloofthundercat
resolved
Him and Richard Pryor.... Ya know... ???
oifaen
Didnt know imgur was filled with thirsty girls
GINGIVITISSS
? ??
Jaexyr
Tried to get pregnant?
Spaceboyardee
Okairii
More like Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
OGymruOGymro
Artois ?
lindabelchersfirstcousin
FINE. ASS. MOTHERFUCKER. Mmmm, mmm, mm
+1@op
justadudewholovescats
Userlivewire
A Sherilyn Fenn gif!
gottacatchemalldragonball
MM-mm-mmmmm indeedy!
BlackCatSerenade99900
Damn right
WillemHellfire
Who...who is this fine specimen?
delecti
Sherilyn Fenn as Audrey Horne in Twin Peaks (1990).
WillemHellfire
Muhas gracias!
kwyjiboner
Brando was such a clutch actor in the 50s and 60s; it's such a shame that we remember him most as being a big fat piece of shit.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Speak for yourself!
JacquesThree
You see a glimmer of him in Don Juan DeMarco.
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
He was an insufferable entitled asshole.
goboltz
You just described 99% of Hollywood & 1/2 of everywhere else . .
JacquesThree
Who did he think he was? Marlon Brando?
otiumCatulli
And quasi rapist in last tango in Paris.
GloveFullaVaseline
Let's clarify that you mean in real life, on set. Some people will miss what you meant.
otiumCatulli
Yes because they wouldn't think that man was capable of shoving butter up a woman's anus without her consent, but, he is.
GloveFullaVaseline
The director was in on it too.
CarlottaVonSprockett
We’re just looking at his bod, not his soul.
CreepyPhlox
I listened to an interview with one of his former girlfriends. He was a class A douche according to her.
vagimusprime
Was it Rita Moreno? Recently watched her Netflix doc and I wasn't surprised by all she went through as a young actress, because Hollwood 1/2
CreepyPhlox
I think it was her.
vagimusprime
2/2 is pretty rapey. But, it was still sad to hear SO many stories involving her bosses, agents, Brando, etc.
JerBearington
And then what happened?
dogfavoriter
Someone made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
...he raped Blanche. :-/
gottacatchemalldragonball
pgdave
I mean....not....wrong?
thrashingcows
You can’t see California without Marlon Brando’s eyes…
jbrizzo
Seen em live twice. Most recent knotfest in des Moines, it was a shitshow
IAmTheKingOfCheese
Its all in your head
whateverphil
Who the fuck are you? Fuck you!
OrangeJesus
I feel safe. Seems you’re saved
Artsisdead
So, I never understood what that actually meant.. Can anybody help?
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
You know how a large part of the world is a descendant of Ghenkis Kahn?
GamermanRPGKing
I AM MY FATHERS SON, CAUSE HE'S A PHANTOM A MYSTERY AND THAT LEAVES ME ***NOTHING***
3uPr1me
NovocainHurricane
Marlon Brando
WillyVanilli
cromstantinople
When you spend decades getting the hottest trim around you can let loose in your old age.
sirmixanaverageamount
Yes, people get old and fat.
GTimgur
For no good reason.
sirmixanaverageamount
Yeah, it's super lame. Like, stop.
extrasad
Oh damn he was sexy as hell
sundaymorningbacon
Richard Pryor thought so too
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
*And* on top of that, it certainly wasn't common at the time to see a man half-dressed onscreen. Even a T-shirt wad titillating, so /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
imagine this in that context. /2
doesntmatter
Marlon Brawndo. He's got what you crave.
DoctorAnimalCannibalPizza
NotACanadian
He got them curves
extrasad
It happens to the best of us
randomocity
Hella sexy right there
BecauseGodisDead
I’ve fapped to worse
slaughterhouse4andahalf
He was hot, I just know this is a very rapey role. Takes the juice out of it
Megvilla
Agreed
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Yeah, I was gonna say, too bad the character is a huge piece of shit.
purpurdurdur
He said he hated playing that guy because of that.
FalafelisImportant
I couldn't get through the movie because of that
youbetchamom
You don't think Blanche played a role? She kept egging him on. Fucked around and found out. And both were always drunk. Too real?
thinkybrainpains
Limitile814
Hi sexy
Limitile814
Your making me go crazy watching how sexy you are
Gayforbae
Same, but I'd just wear a jock so I don't have to fuss with all that....
HeroniMouse
As a straight male, i would like to know where this is from
hamberglar
Easy A.
gromolko
Fortherea
According to the director, the scene was done without the actress‘s prior knowledge or consent, because he wanted an authentic reaction.
thinkybrainpains
is...is that butt...er?
Saker82
Yep. Fun fact about this scene, the actress is asking the exact same question as well as, "What's the butter for?".
gromolko
It's a lubricant.