oh really? When you remove the tape, explain to me if you still have eyebrows.

Oct 22, 2023 7:30 PM

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Ehm… the stuff that makes you cry mostly goes up your nose. So not only is this stupid, it doesn’t work either :D

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Onions never effected me at all. Is anyone else in the same boat?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I use a small desktop fan

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A fan works well too... Though that would be harder to secure to your face I suppose.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me cutting onions every week and not having any issues with tears....

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ya, they don't really affect new anymore

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most clear tapes aren't that adhesive, he's going to lose a few hairs but not enough to be noticeable, he wont lose a lot unless he really presses the tape into his eyebrows to get the hairs to really stick and even then it still will be less than what you'd expect

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really forgot that onions making people cry was a thing until I was teaching my 7 year old daughter how to chop one, I was so confused for a few seconds, after a few tries it doesn’t bother her anymore

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use a pair of safety goggles with the air vent taped up.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Also, if he were so smart, why didn’t he put on the tape before he started?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually used to work at a pizza place where we devised all kinds of ways not to cry while cutting the onions: lab goggles with the holes taped shut, Saran Wrap, etc etc. Nothing worked.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Smooth

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Splash water in your eyes before starting to chop. Makes the onion think it's already won so won't bother with the whole gas thing

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just close my eyes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just chill your onions people.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trick i learned: put a wet washcloth near the area where you're cutting (pretty close). The nearby water attracts (maybe?) the Suberin, and it turns to sulfuric acid on the washcloth instead of your eyeballs. Seems to work, ngl.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just put some water on the cutting board and the knife.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or chew mint gum

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chew anything. I used to just chew on a small wad of paper towel when prepping onions back when I cooked.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chill your onions. The colder they are the Leas the smell is released.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Also, sharpen your kitchen knives. The less your press down on them (and the more slicing motion you do) the less the juice gets squeezed out and shot into the air.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Eyebrows what? What about eye lashes, eye lids?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rinse your hands, the knife, and the onion in cold water

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chop the onions into slices then soak in a bowl of water for a few minutes to remove the sting

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been drinking coffee while doing prep and either it helps or I've just gotten used to it by now.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never trust a chef with no eyebrows.

2 years ago | Likes 252 Dislikes 3

Never trust a skinny inkeeper.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, ABSOLUTELY trust the explosives expert with no eyebrows, but all their digits.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IL be sure to always have my eyebrows when I decide to trust a chef then

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remove tape in one quick movement. Be sure to have someone next to you to pick up your eyes from the ground.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I trust a chef more with no eyebrows hes dedicated to the cause.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

A good, proper stir fry is all about lots of heat. No eyebrows? Good sign they might be working with enough heat.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This part. I would totally trust a cook with no eyebrows and scars on his body. That means he's made lots of stuff and handled all sorts of mishaps and still cooks.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

interesting bit of trivia, your eyes burn when cutting onions because they emit a gas that binds with the water in your eyes and becomes sulfuric acid.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What kind of gas? Sulfur oxide?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My eyes emit gasses? Nooooooo

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol the onions, but my grammar is shit, i know!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

English has this way of being flexible to the point of ambiguity. But it's not Japanese where the subject is just optional.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's just goofy!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"it was... THAT MAN!" whos that man japan?!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"you know!" No sir, i do not.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t think so

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just use my old lab goggles...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have an oven with an exhaust fan it is usually good enough to remove the onion fumes

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Sir, I've never seen a case of both corneas being detatched at the same time. What happened?'... 'My job at the Brazillian Wax Spa taught me to yank the tape really fast!'...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It gets in your eyes via your nose...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is almost as smart as just using a sharp knife (which dude clearly already has).

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Or, if that's not possible, a huge help is frequently moving the cut onions to a bowl or plate to the side, instead of keeping the already-cut pieces on your cutting board, under your eyes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And have em be cold

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

or using a mandolin cutter

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mandoline, mandoline / cutting switfly as a dream / I wear my glove, and she stays clean / and now a thousand slices gleam!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adhesive has fumes that are terrible for your eyes

2 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 4

That crappy tape might, but normal tape doesn’t release fumes. It’s simply not good idea to apply tape to your eyeballs without preparing them first. It won’t stick very well because they are wet. Dry them off really well with paper towels first, two passes. If it still won’t stick, I can recommend a spray on primer or you can wipe them down with IPA and then let it evaporate before applying. It’s all about the surface preparation with tape.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can immediately smell how unhealthy the adhesive must be from how acrid it is. Now place that close to direct contact w the surface of your eye.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Okay, so i have the tape directly on my eyeballs. What now, because I gotta tell ya, this is not really my idea of a fun swinger party activity…

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well. You're stuck with it now.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eyes don't breathe, bud.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 10

Fumes affect eyes. The sulfuric acid funes from fresh chopped onion can make your eyes water and sting.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes they do. The cornea isn't vascularized, it absorbs oxygen from the surrounding atmosphere.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Explains why when I hold my breath underwater, air bubbles escapes through my eyes. Cus the air gets pushed through there.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I use my swimming goggles. It leaves my eye brows intact.

2 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 0

I wear contacts and it’s WAY better than chopping onions bare-eyed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best $12 I ever spent was getting cheap swim goggles to cut onions. Sometimes I have to cut up 2 or 3, and I'll TASTE all the fumes in the air that would be burning my eyes horribly but now it's all good :)

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I have a polish gas mask that was 20 dollars

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’re too blunt to cut the onions

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to do the same thing, my family would joke but it worked. I learned that by leaving the root ball untouched it becomes a non-issue. There's a gordon ramsey video on it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just chill my onions before chopping them in the fridge. The cooler the volatile compounds are, the less they go in the air. https://www.epicurious.com/expert-advice/how-to-cut-onions-without-crying

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I just chew gum, it actually does work.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use my motorcycle goggle.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just keep your onions cold, put them in the fridge. No more tears

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The light in the window is a CRACK in the sky

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This plus having contacts means I chop the onions at my house.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what I do. Works perfectly.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Just don’t cut through the root (the part with all the stringy dangly bits) and you’ll be fine.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 13

Yeah, don’t stick your dick in crazy -as were all warned, but we do it anyway!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Why the downvotes? Is this true or not?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I can confirm this is accurate. I learned it from a gordon ramsey video, and it was a game changer ever since. The onions still off gas but by many orders of magnitude less than if you hit the roots.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I think we saw the same video. I'd even add that having a very sharp knife also helps a lot.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sharp knive will also help a lot

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Downvote me all you want you fucking nerds, the National Onion Association agrees with me. https://www.onions-usa.org/tips-onion-myths-faqs/faqs/

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

and put it in the fridge

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1