Dec 21, 2018 5:57 PM
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thelonelycowboy
These swinger vids are getting outta hand
echtogammut
He clearly saw she need more weight to improve her planking, good trainer dog there.
WyoScott
Looks like an intervention. “Karen, we need to talk.”-doggos
DoughSlayer
Yeah, Karen. About you filming yourself workings out. Its creepy.
CarrotNose
*sits down on her back* This ends right here and right now.
GeneFerguson42
If I had to be a dog stool, that would be my choice.
BearBombs
"I see you're enjoying your daily calisthenics. It would be a shame if someone were to....sit on you."
krauraurgg
"That seems to be going well. I think you need to add more weight."
sp435
Predacane35
Looks like a muppet that lost some stuffing.
AlysonWonderland7
whynottho
Hoooollyyyy FUCK that's a cute dog
OverthoughtUnderedited
They are all good dogs, brantleytonchestershire. But yeah this one is cute
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
This took me so long to realize what i was looking at. Like some kind of optical illusion.
WendyTheWendigo
Puptical illusion!
GoldSpikeMike
Yes. I thought it was a distorted image
BealzAfuzz
One of these is not like the others!??
Cobber16
a seat
QueenMerciful
Lot of... Bestial comments near the top there...
JimmyKraktov
She trying to get lucky?
SamElliotsMoustache
I like how the black dog seems more concerned with keeping the silly human from injuring herself even more. That's some good boi.
InHarmsWay
That seemed like an exercise that would be back on the spine.
raulote
What's going on with all the dog porn?
TheGreatWizpoo
Mannus
Missing Brazzers logo.
eratosthenesearth
I think they're imitating her boyfriend.
AGreaterDane
Even we think she should stop.
R6FlyBy
Can confirm...I have 185lb Merle Dane that does this...
harmonthompson1
Is that an actual exercise? If it is, she’ll have to go in reverse also
n8wishim
v
Irishman1227
You are doing God’s work.
cvnk
Except in her case portrait is the best way to frame what she's doing
IshartedOnce
The internet has ruined me
WoeToHice
SupaZMan
Sandy Claws? Oooooh, I'm really scared!
BillyBurnesMcGurne
Santa Clause, Huh? OOOOOO, I'm really scared.!
ijoinedtoolate
I gotta slow down on the porn...
Doorplease
Danes cuddle with their butts aggressively, it’s great unless you’re an average height male those cuddles hurt.
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
SirStrongBad
Knotty gurl!
ROFL
cliomhsolas
This post is the dogs bollox
?1
Peddler32
She's about to apply some lipstick
Unholygawd
Today's underappreciated comment is...
LychFinderGeneral
My friend is stupid and doesn't understand the comment. Please explain it to him.
TangoTeaTime
Dogs have little "knot" on their peepee that makes it gets stuck when they "finish business". It's a beastiality joke.
FartingDragon
Oh god damn it
Xaldyn
I'm favoriting this... for a friend.
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
Goddammit +1
TKBarbus
Good fucking lord that comment
JHord1985
https://imgur.com/Utm6l8I
Thank you kindly
I feel that everyone should have the even more horrifying version. It's wonderfully diverse!
It’s the gift never asked for but always loved
PutThePRNDLinD
I could see this going a whole lot worse...or better...if you're into that sort of thing...
Groznek
But only in Kentucky.
BozoThePie
chucklemore
EggInASuit
jliviKittenJunkie
How knotty.
applepi314159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582
somethingawesomeandgreat
Iankill
That's why it cuts out after a few seconds
mynamPlanetGod
Girl + dog = beastiality! of course! That’s what all sensible, well adjusted people think of first!
pwnz805
I mean realistically though you’re on imgur pretty much no one here is sensible or well adjusted
Ok that doesn’t mean they’re free from criticism
wGiraffeBandit
A difference type of doggy style?
nanamonster
The truest form of it.
Get it on people.
kulahog
BadDragon1183
He mounted her wrong... I'm disappointed.
Jaco927
arestris
Actually ... had the same first thought ... now look, what the internet has made of me ...
Kinky!
JustCallMeMrPigg
I wish.
Seizethegap
Amesang
…wasn't that from the first Archie "Sonic Super Special?" The Image crossover?
floyd007
Omg
chewybrian
HairyBamBam
Not necessary, dogs will eat seafood already
chandelier
Shineupordown
shes already got the doggy down
RatFromADifferentSewer
I did knot see that coming
WhatD0thLife
No, we are in fact not into that sort of thing.
ButterfaceTaintClown
lv3Wizard
AmeliaBeloved
That's kind of what I was expecting, to be honest.
krbauer9000
You mean kind of what you were hoping...
I totally wanted her to get humped, yeah.
Now I'm curious how many ppl here actually fap it to the knotty stuff. Like I'm legit curious.
Touchesthings
Enough.
MilometersKilometers
Yes
Quite a few, based on the people I've... Um... Entertained.
Katlamos
... "Entertained"?
Yep ^^
We are all going to hell, aren’t we
Pr3ach3r
Some more then others. Those like Express.
OldMadDad
I'm in first class
TheGriffin
I'm going there ViP express
More than others.. do you think hell has layers like in Dante’s inferno or in onion?
jellyonrooster
It was knot what I was expecting
That's pretty knotty of you.
PopeyeTheSailor
were knot going there
JackCorus
Knot this again
LeeLooDaIIasMultipass
You better knot mention that again
wheresmybanana
Knot-ck it off. Sorry...
BeardedTheology
Once again: 1) logs onto Imgur 2) sees video of woman with dogs 3) someone comments about beastiality 4) I am NOT disappointed
GuyPrice
But when a girl posts on reddit about her consensual sex with a dog everyone gets mad despite literally financing slaughter of other animals
tremonti
Can ya be? Could ya dig down deep and just fuckin’ be a little disappointed.
reitluaF
but what's the appeal?
EuclidianCoitus
The sweet, sultry fires of hell
tryin2figureitout
Craven and animalistic
lordblood123
Thr abandoning of oneself to indulge in the "wild self". To be beholden to a more primal carnal experience. Knots are also fun.
Chicanerous and deplorable
FluffyFluff
Red. Rocket.
FalconPunchingHitler
"Sandy Claws, huh? Ooo, I'm really scared!"
ThouArtWanking
There it is
Yinyang107
EndeavorsCollector
CC2332
Why is it EVERY great Dane owner I know always has 2 of them. At this point I assume they only come in pairs.
TheGuidoSailor
And corgis!
Hekatombe
Maybe it have something to do with Great Danes anxiety issues?
itsamesupermariomomma
They do have really bad separation anxiety.
TowerJunkie
Hah. We have two. You cant stop at just one. If I had my way, we'd have 10.
Agreed...i have 185lb Merle Dane...Thats my everything...i want 10...Life of Dane owner...Some people just dont get it!!
sansansan
... ... ... ... ... ...
einthedog2
I guess it's not a biggie just having two instead of one
FlatPlutoSociety
Same with dachshunds. The difference is that I can understand why someone would WANT two Danes.
TheFeralDog
dachshunds and chihuahuas are 2 dogs I can't figure out why any sane person would want they, tiny and are the top 2 most aggressive breeds
biscuit159
So did I until I got one. Chihuahuas are absolutely lovely, but are portrayed terribly in media. Also doesn't help when people get them ->
because they think they don't need to train them like other dogs.
igivetheinternets
My cousin has a ChiDatsun. Brilliant dog.
ASolitudeGuard
Idk about that, I know two dachshunds and their both angels.
Doesn't make them not the breed that bites people more than any other
Fair enough. I feel the whole biting people thing is more nurture than nature though.
Chihuahuas are great if you raise them as dogs and don't treat them like puppies their whole lives. Really affectionate and low-maintenance.
bufmoo
my sister has a chihuahua that is super chill. he doesnt like strange dogs but thats about it. hes a long hair so he doesnt look like a rat
They keep each other company while you're away and walking two dogs takes the same time and effort as walking one. It makes sense.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
You've never walked a Dane before, have you? If they decide to chase something, they're strong enough to pull a grown man around. Imagine
two of them hauling ass in opposite directions.
HypocriticalBastard
Dammit, now I need to find that gif of Sean Bean being pulled apart
I think opposite directions is the best case scenario.
Chpgmr
The fuck is she doing
OngoGoblogianTheArtCollector
laymans pushups
intazma
up up down downs
NinjasStoleMyMama
Left right left right b a start
UnitedStatesDOTPPOOIU
Working out goddamn
NicoloMoretti
Welcome to everydaydamnfitness
My daughter calls it “extra-cise”.
TheNippleHunter
It’s a TikTok thing brother
LordofSandvich
fuck not again
nojustsayitdont
Exercise.
WeNowGoToDanWithTheWeather
I think shes getting down in the plank position and just trying to get set
idiosamatik
You know those yoga girls who let their dogs out when they do the yoga so they're interrupted by the dogs and film it for likes. That.
poopjokesarefunny
Plank walk
Shuey
Some kinda dynamic plank I guess..
pronoun
Some people move around even when they don't have to. They call it exercise.
PuppyDontCare
What are you doing Apex predator? You have to CONSERVE energy.
bigcheezefartz
HrdWodFlor
Strange. So this exercise....it is something you get paid for?
Agent
Often the oposite. Some people ay money so they may go to a building where they do the exercise while strangers there silently judge them.
TheTravelingAirman
If you're really good at your particular exercise(s) you can even compete globally. You get sponsorships. Like getting paid for it, but not.
Sekolah
If you are hot and excersize there is money involved
If you exercise enough and properly, you will become hot. You may have a hideous face, but no one will be looking at it anyway.
sXeisSexy
They're called plank-ups.
EnByOwl
I hate them. I have no balance for them and fall over after about 4 lol
You're allowed to fall down, so what? Just get back up. You can do it!
TheDragodile
Balance comes from the core, and that's what you're working out when you do these, so you're on the right track to getting better!
Oh I know. It’s better than it used to be. Couldn’t do them at all. Working with a trainer to get healthy and all. It helps a lot lol
It's a long, worthy road. I was on a bosu ball doing stepovers for a group class and it was too easy, so I grabbed a 16kg kettlebell to 1/?
AwkwardKeming
It's like a plank but harder.
Called plank walks
margaretolson
In p90x, Plank Walks involve being in plank and "walking" back and forth while maintaining plank. Abs so sore the next day
Hey, a real answer!
Learned them from the Nike training app. they suck!!
but easier than push-ups?
pitulina
Yes but still tough!
BURNtheZEPPELIN
Try em out and see?
Not really easier or harder, just different muscles. One or two is easy, but you can say the same about pushups.
It's a different workout. Push-ups are focused on the pecs and arms (and kinda abs). These are for abs (and kinda arms).
Goddamn no, it’s a plank, it’s a workout for the core. Not the arms. Go to the gym man
im good
Gonz000
Yeah brah, wtf. Asking a question and expecting an answer? Don't be so stupid about things you don't know about BRAH.
MADFOX
Found the GTL guy
Gtl?
Most gyms don't really bother teaching you body weight exercises. If that was your thing, you wouldn't go to a gym.
Not if you had any sense. Smart people do something called research before hopping into a gym
n0n53n53
do you even plank bro
I plank your sister
You’ll plank me later
anubis408
thelonelycowboy
These swinger vids are getting outta hand
echtogammut
He clearly saw she need more weight to improve her planking, good trainer dog there.
WyoScott
Looks like an intervention. “Karen, we need to talk.”-doggos
DoughSlayer
Yeah, Karen. About you filming yourself workings out. Its creepy.
CarrotNose
*sits down on her back* This ends right here and right now.
GeneFerguson42
If I had to be a dog stool, that would be my choice.
BearBombs
"I see you're enjoying your daily calisthenics. It would be a shame if someone were to....sit on you."
krauraurgg
"That seems to be going well. I think you need to add more weight."
sp435
Predacane35
Looks like a muppet that lost some stuffing.
AlysonWonderland7
whynottho
Hoooollyyyy FUCK that's a cute dog
OverthoughtUnderedited
They are all good dogs, brantleytonchestershire. But yeah this one is cute
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
This took me so long to realize what i was looking at. Like some kind of optical illusion.
WendyTheWendigo
Puptical illusion!
GoldSpikeMike
Yes. I thought it was a distorted image
BealzAfuzz
One of these is not like the others!??
Cobber16
a seat
QueenMerciful
Lot of... Bestial comments near the top there...
JimmyKraktov
She trying to get lucky?
SamElliotsMoustache
I like how the black dog seems more concerned with keeping the silly human from injuring herself even more. That's some good boi.
InHarmsWay
That seemed like an exercise that would be back on the spine.
raulote
What's going on with all the dog porn?
TheGreatWizpoo
Mannus
Missing Brazzers logo.
eratosthenesearth
I think they're imitating her boyfriend.
AGreaterDane
Even we think she should stop.
R6FlyBy
Can confirm...I have 185lb Merle Dane that does this...
harmonthompson1
Is that an actual exercise? If it is, she’ll have to go in reverse also
n8wishim
Irishman1227
You are doing God’s work.
cvnk
Except in her case portrait is the best way to frame what she's doing
IshartedOnce
The internet has ruined me
WoeToHice
SupaZMan
Sandy Claws? Oooooh, I'm really scared!
BillyBurnesMcGurne
Santa Clause, Huh? OOOOOO, I'm really scared.!
ijoinedtoolate
I gotta slow down on the porn...
Doorplease
Danes cuddle with their butts aggressively, it’s great unless you’re an average height male those cuddles hurt.
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
SirStrongBad
Knotty gurl!
SirStrongBad
ROFL
cliomhsolas
This post is the dogs bollox
WoeToHice
Peddler32
She's about to apply some lipstick
Unholygawd
Today's underappreciated comment is...
LychFinderGeneral
My friend is stupid and doesn't understand the comment. Please explain it to him.
TangoTeaTime
Dogs have little "knot" on their peepee that makes it gets stuck when they "finish business". It's a beastiality joke.
FartingDragon
Oh god damn it
Xaldyn
I'm favoriting this... for a friend.
IMightBeIntoSomeWeirdStuff
Goddammit +1
TKBarbus
Good fucking lord that comment
JHord1985
https://imgur.com/Utm6l8I
TKBarbus
Thank you kindly
JHord1985
I feel that everyone should have the even more horrifying version. It's wonderfully diverse!
TKBarbus
It’s the gift never asked for but always loved
PutThePRNDLinD
I could see this going a whole lot worse...or better...if you're into that sort of thing...
Groznek
But only in Kentucky.
BozoThePie
chucklemore
EggInASuit
jliviKittenJunkie
How knotty.
applepi314159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582
somethingawesomeandgreat
Iankill
That's why it cuts out after a few seconds
mynamPlanetGod
Girl + dog = beastiality! of course! That’s what all sensible, well adjusted people think of first!
pwnz805
I mean realistically though you’re on imgur pretty much no one here is sensible or well adjusted
mynamPlanetGod
Ok that doesn’t mean they’re free from criticism
wGiraffeBandit
A difference type of doggy style?
nanamonster
The truest form of it.
wGiraffeBandit
Get it on people.
kulahog
BadDragon1183
He mounted her wrong... I'm disappointed.
Jaco927
arestris
Actually ... had the same first thought ... now look, what the internet has made of me ...
somethingawesomeandgreat
Kinky!
JustCallMeMrPigg
I wish.
Seizethegap
Amesang
…wasn't that from the first Archie "Sonic Super Special?" The Image crossover?
floyd007
Omg
chewybrian
HairyBamBam
Not necessary, dogs will eat seafood already
chandelier
Shineupordown
shes already got the doggy down
RatFromADifferentSewer
I did knot see that coming
WhatD0thLife
No, we are in fact not into that sort of thing.
ButterfaceTaintClown
EggInASuit
WoeToHice
ButterfaceTaintClown
lv3Wizard
AmeliaBeloved
That's kind of what I was expecting, to be honest.
krbauer9000
You mean kind of what you were hoping...
AmeliaBeloved
I totally wanted her to get humped, yeah.
nanamonster
Now I'm curious how many ppl here actually fap it to the knotty stuff. Like I'm legit curious.
Touchesthings
Enough.
MilometersKilometers
Yes
AmeliaBeloved
Quite a few, based on the people I've... Um... Entertained.
Katlamos
... "Entertained"?
AmeliaBeloved
Yep ^^
somethingawesomeandgreat
We are all going to hell, aren’t we
Pr3ach3r
Some more then others. Those like Express.
OldMadDad
I'm in first class
TheGriffin
I'm going there ViP express
somethingawesomeandgreat
More than others.. do you think hell has layers like in Dante’s inferno or in onion?
jellyonrooster
It was knot what I was expecting
AmeliaBeloved
That's pretty knotty of you.
PopeyeTheSailor
were knot going there
JackCorus
Knot this again
LeeLooDaIIasMultipass
You better knot mention that again
wheresmybanana
Knot-ck it off. Sorry...
BeardedTheology
Once again: 1) logs onto Imgur 2) sees video of woman with dogs 3) someone comments about beastiality 4) I am NOT disappointed
GuyPrice
But when a girl posts on reddit about her consensual sex with a dog everyone gets mad despite literally financing slaughter of other animals
tremonti
Can ya be? Could ya dig down deep and just fuckin’ be a little disappointed.
reitluaF
but what's the appeal?
EuclidianCoitus
The sweet, sultry fires of hell
tryin2figureitout
Craven and animalistic
lordblood123
Thr abandoning of oneself to indulge in the "wild self". To be beholden to a more primal carnal experience. Knots are also fun.
EggInASuit
WoeToHice
Chicanerous and deplorable
FluffyFluff
Red. Rocket.
FalconPunchingHitler
"Sandy Claws, huh? Ooo, I'm really scared!"
ThouArtWanking
There it is
Yinyang107
EndeavorsCollector
CC2332
Why is it EVERY great Dane owner I know always has 2 of them. At this point I assume they only come in pairs.
TheGuidoSailor
And corgis!
Hekatombe
Maybe it have something to do with Great Danes anxiety issues?
itsamesupermariomomma
They do have really bad separation anxiety.
TowerJunkie
Hah. We have two. You cant stop at just one. If I had my way, we'd have 10.
R6FlyBy
Agreed...i have 185lb Merle Dane...Thats my everything...i want 10...Life of Dane owner...Some people just dont get it!!
sansansan
... ... ... ... ... ...
einthedog2
I guess it's not a biggie just having two instead of one
FlatPlutoSociety
Same with dachshunds. The difference is that I can understand why someone would WANT two Danes.
TheFeralDog
dachshunds and chihuahuas are 2 dogs I can't figure out why any sane person would want they, tiny and are the top 2 most aggressive breeds
biscuit159
So did I until I got one. Chihuahuas are absolutely lovely, but are portrayed terribly in media. Also doesn't help when people get them ->
biscuit159
because they think they don't need to train them like other dogs.
igivetheinternets
My cousin has a ChiDatsun. Brilliant dog.
ASolitudeGuard
Idk about that, I know two dachshunds and their both angels.
TheFeralDog
Doesn't make them not the breed that bites people more than any other
ASolitudeGuard
Fair enough. I feel the whole biting people thing is more nurture than nature though.
FlatPlutoSociety
Chihuahuas are great if you raise them as dogs and don't treat them like puppies their whole lives. Really affectionate and low-maintenance.
bufmoo
my sister has a chihuahua that is super chill. he doesnt like strange dogs but thats about it. hes a long hair so he doesnt look like a rat
krauraurgg
They keep each other company while you're away and walking two dogs takes the same time and effort as walking one. It makes sense.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
You've never walked a Dane before, have you? If they decide to chase something, they're strong enough to pull a grown man around. Imagine
NotMyUsualOnlineName
two of them hauling ass in opposite directions.
HypocriticalBastard
Dammit, now I need to find that gif of Sean Bean being pulled apart
krauraurgg
I think opposite directions is the best case scenario.
Chpgmr
The fuck is she doing
OngoGoblogianTheArtCollector
laymans pushups
intazma
up up down downs
NinjasStoleMyMama
Left right left right b a start
UnitedStatesDOTPPOOIU
Working out goddamn
NicoloMoretti
Welcome to everydaydamnfitness
AlysonWonderland7
My daughter calls it “extra-cise”.
TheNippleHunter
It’s a TikTok thing brother
LordofSandvich
fuck not again
nojustsayitdont
Exercise.
WeNowGoToDanWithTheWeather
I think shes getting down in the plank position and just trying to get set
idiosamatik
You know those yoga girls who let their dogs out when they do the yoga so they're interrupted by the dogs and film it for likes. That.
poopjokesarefunny
Plank walk
Shuey
Some kinda dynamic plank I guess..
pronoun
Some people move around even when they don't have to. They call it exercise.
PuppyDontCare
What are you doing Apex predator? You have to CONSERVE energy.
bigcheezefartz
HrdWodFlor
Strange. So this exercise....it is something you get paid for?
Agent
Often the oposite. Some people ay money so they may go to a building where they do the exercise while strangers there silently judge them.
TheTravelingAirman
If you're really good at your particular exercise(s) you can even compete globally. You get sponsorships. Like getting paid for it, but not.
Sekolah
If you are hot and excersize there is money involved
krauraurgg
If you exercise enough and properly, you will become hot. You may have a hideous face, but no one will be looking at it anyway.
sXeisSexy
They're called plank-ups.
EnByOwl
I hate them. I have no balance for them and fall over after about 4 lol
sXeisSexy
You're allowed to fall down, so what? Just get back up. You can do it!
TheDragodile
Balance comes from the core, and that's what you're working out when you do these, so you're on the right track to getting better!
EnByOwl
Oh I know. It’s better than it used to be. Couldn’t do them at all. Working with a trainer to get healthy and all. It helps a lot lol
TheDragodile
It's a long, worthy road. I was on a bosu ball doing stepovers for a group class and it was too easy, so I grabbed a 16kg kettlebell to 1/?
AwkwardKeming
It's like a plank but harder.
poopjokesarefunny
Called plank walks
margaretolson
In p90x, Plank Walks involve being in plank and "walking" back and forth while maintaining plank. Abs so sore the next day
AwkwardKeming
Hey, a real answer!
poopjokesarefunny
Learned them from the Nike training app. they suck!!
Chpgmr
but easier than push-ups?
pitulina
Yes but still tough!
BURNtheZEPPELIN
Try em out and see?
krauraurgg
Not really easier or harder, just different muscles. One or two is easy, but you can say the same about pushups.
AwkwardKeming
It's a different workout. Push-ups are focused on the pecs and arms (and kinda abs). These are for abs (and kinda arms).
UnitedStatesDOTPPOOIU
Goddamn no, it’s a plank, it’s a workout for the core. Not the arms. Go to the gym man
Chpgmr
im good
Gonz000
Yeah brah, wtf. Asking a question and expecting an answer? Don't be so stupid about things you don't know about BRAH.
MADFOX
Found the GTL guy
UnitedStatesDOTPPOOIU
Gtl?
krauraurgg
Most gyms don't really bother teaching you body weight exercises. If that was your thing, you wouldn't go to a gym.
UnitedStatesDOTPPOOIU
Not if you had any sense. Smart people do something called research before hopping into a gym
n0n53n53
do you even plank bro
UnitedStatesDOTPPOOIU
I plank your sister
poopjokesarefunny
You’ll plank me later
anubis408